JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Madame Wema sepetu Amekuja kwa kasi kubwa kuokoa chadema
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Kama kilivyo kichwa cha habari hapo juu bila kupepepesa macho KAMPUNI YA ACACIA YAIJIBU SERIKALI.. Kampuni ya ACACIA inayomiliki mgodi wa Bulyanhulu imekiri kupokea kiasi cha Trilioni 217.23 kama...
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Naomba mnijuze kama kuna ubaya kumwambia mtu aliye hai hilo neno la rest in peace (r.i.p) maana navyo jua tafsiri yake ni pumnzika kwa Amani. Jana nilimuuliza demu wang anafanya nn usiku akasema...
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Naomba mnijuze kama kuna ubaya kumwambia mtu aliye hai hilo neno la rest in peace (r.i.p) maana navyo jua tafsiri yake ni pumnzika kwa Amani. Jana nilimuuliza demu wang anafanya nn usiku akasema...
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Weng mlikua hamjui maana ya neno bangi sasa leo ngoja niwape maana yake halisi. Bangi ni jani la mgomba linalochanua kwenye mbuyu kupitia treni kabla hujaumwa kwenye mafuta ya samaki na kupokea...
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*[emoji117]Braza.....* Ushawahi kukutana na mwanamke anakwambia anasomaga Chuo halafu anakutumia text inasomeka hivi.... [emoji116][emoji116][emoji116][emoji116] "Za hasubui Lichadi,Humehamkaje...
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Hali zenu wapendwa [emoji2]. Nianze bismillah.... Nilijiunga jf miez michache tu iliyopita,nashkuru nimejifunza mengi kupitia jf,pia wapo waliojifunza kutoka kwangu japo ni machache. nilijiunga...
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Mambo zenu Chit-Chat... Unakumbuka kichapo/kipigo kikubwa ulichowai pata toka kwa wazazi/walezi? Ulifanya nini mpaka ukachapwa/pigwa?
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Haya maneno yamekuwa yakitumiaka sana humu jukwaani na kwingineko,huwa nashindwa kuelewa huwa wanamaanisha nini wanapotumia maneno haya kwa sisi tuishio mjini hapa?
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Nimefanya kautafiti kwa muda wa miezi mitatu iliyopita nimegundua wadada wanavaa sana T-shirt zilizoandikwa "Ball" nyuma na mbele. Bado cjajua kinachowavutia ila muda ndo utatupa majibu. Jana...
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Wiki iliyo pita niliwahoji wadada kuhusu sifa za mume, wao kwa kuwa imethibitika kuwa ni watu wasio na msimamo japo si wote, niliwataka waweke sifa kuu moja. Sasa leo zamu yetu vidume. Sasa kwa...
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Oi kwa wale popo wazee wa kukesha tuna salaam kwa uwependao au hates. Mwisho watu watano(5). -Natuma salaam kwa Bibi yangu mpendwa nimekumisi sana bibi nikija nakuletea ugoro -Natuma salaam kwa...
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Baba kamuuliza mtoto wake Baba. "Mwanangu eti BIBILIA kwa kiingereza inaitwaje? Mtoto. "GRANDMOTHER CRY" saizi mtoto anakichezea kichapo.. Yupi yuko sahihi..hapo
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Hii tabia mmeanza lini yakulock PM na kwanini mnafunga profile za akaunti zenu au mna wapenzi wenu humu mnaogopa watatuma watu kuwatest kama ni maharage ya mbeya ama la.Je hamuoni kuwa ni...
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Kama wewe hukupitia hizi mambo basi mwenzetu ulikosa uhondo..Kwa tuliosoma shule zetu zile msijifanye mmesahau hebu tujikumbushe kidogo..... (Kwa sauti ya kale kawimbo) a b c d e f g h i...
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Harusi ni sherehe moja mhimu hasa ukizingatia kumbukumbu inayoachwa kati ya wapenzi hao wawili. Harusi inapogeuka kituko basi ikumbukwe kua hilo pia haitasahaulika maishani mwako na pengine wale...
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