JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Kuna kipindi maisha yanakuwa magumu mpaka unajiuliza au ni zile meseji ulikuwa unaambiwa uwatumie watu kumi unapuuza [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Habari zenu, Kama kuna mtu anakifahamu chuo cha maktaba bagamoyo na anamawasialiano ya hiki chuo naomba anisaidie. Au kama applications zishaanza anijuze . Almaarufu ( slads).

*TANGAZO! TANGAZO! TANGAZO!* ```Kama unaye ndugu yako amehitimu chuo, na kwamba yuko tayari kufanya kazi eneo lolote nchini kulingana na taaluma yake kwa mshara zaidi ya 2m/=, msalimie sana.```...

Jamaa kapitiliza

.., nyumbani kwako unatumia kibatari, unatumia taa ya kandili (chemli), hauna gari na hata pikipiki..., bado unasherekea 'annual Motor vehicle Licence fee' kuhamishwa kama tozo kwenye bidhaa za...

No1: A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day their driver died of poisoning. No 2: A man is dying of cancer, but...

Kila nikijaribu kuingia kwenye JF Live chart napata black screen na siwezi ku access chart. Naombeni msaada wenu jamani Wabeja sana

Awe mbinafsi kufuru,si lazima awe mzuri,awe mdokozi pia muhimu zaidi awe ameshawahi kusutwa mara kadhaa.

Listening is the best part about teaching. When you listen and let someone express what they feel, you are a million steps better than someone who shouts things in to another's brain hoping they...

Nasikia eti ukimcheka mtu yeyote Mungu anakuadhibu unafanana naye hasa kwa kipato alicho nacho: Mie ngoja niwacheke hawa wafuatao: hahahaahahah Mohamed Dewji tehe tehe tehe Trump hahahahahahahaha...

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Polisi nchini Musumbiji wameonya kuwa wamaume wenye vipara huenda wakalengwa kwenye mashambulizi yanayohusiana na uchawi, pamoja na matambiko fulani, baada ya kuuliwa kwa wanaume wawili kama hao...

Utakubaliana na mimi kuwa wadada wengi sikuhizi wamekimbilia mapenzi ya Jinsia moja ..tunawaona huko makazini na pia mashuleni...nini Wamekosa ??????

JF Oyeeeeeeeeee Wana jf habarini baada ya kuludi home toka xkuli kuna mama mmoja ana rudia paper (risit) kama PC kaniomba nimpige msasa yaani nimfundishe kidogo sasa ana kitot cha kike...

Hapo zamani pichu za mademu...ulikua una funua pichu zao ndo uone tako...lakini siku hizi lazima upanue tako ndo uone pichu na usije kushangaa unapanua tako ukakuta hakuna kitu Nb; siyo kwa wote...

Hodi hodi naomba kukaribishwa.

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nisaidie kunitafutia hao watu niwaone humu popote mlipo embu onyesheni uwepo wenu Joseverest umekua adimu na Cocochanel ndio kabisaaaa

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