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A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day their driver died of poisoning.
No 2:
A man is dying of cancer, but...
Listening is the best part about teaching. When you listen and let someone express what they feel, you are a million steps better than someone who shouts things in to another's brain hoping they...
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tehe tehe tehe Trump
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Polisi nchini Musumbiji wameonya kuwa wamaume wenye vipara huenda wakalengwa kwenye mashambulizi yanayohusiana na uchawi, pamoja na matambiko fulani, baada ya kuuliwa kwa wanaume wawili kama hao...
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Wana jf habarini baada ya kuludi home toka xkuli kuna mama mmoja ana rudia paper (risit) kama PC kaniomba nimpige msasa yaani nimfundishe kidogo sasa ana kitot cha kike...
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