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Ukitaka mwanaume ale visivyoliwa mwambie tu kinaongeza nguvu za kiume!
Ukitaka mwanamke afanye lolote mwambie ni tiba ya kumtuliza mumewe asichepuke!
Kweli mola...
Wakuu mambo vipi?. Natumai mu wazima wa afya njema na mnapambana vyema kupiga vita umaskini.
Wakuu, nmepanga chumba kwenye nyumba ambayo wapangaji wawili tunashare corridor, hivyo hapa nilipo...
Ingekua vipi kama contacts za watu ulizonazo ziko linked na JF IDs...
Kama venye instagram hufanya(ukiwa na namba ya mtu,inakulink na account yake ya IG)...
Nawaza tu ingekua vipi hapo....
*Mda huu kuna member mmoja wa group hili yupo guest
*Mda huu kuna member mwingine yupo na mke wa mtu/mme wa mtu[emoji15][emoji15][emoji15]
*Mda huu kuna member...
Mipaka ni miongoni mwa sababu ya vita nyingi duniani hivyo uwepo wake unasaidia kuepusha migogoro kati ya nchi moja na nchi nyingine kwa kuonesha nchi ilipoanzia na inapoishia, lakini kuna baadhi...
#SAIVI NDO NAANZA KUONA UMUHIMU WA MKE , JANA BAADA YA KUPIKA SI NIKADEKIA MAJI NILIYOOSHEA DAGAA,, SASA CHUMBA KIZIMA KINANUKA KAMA SOKO LA SAMAKI, KUNA MAMA AMEKUJA AMENIULIZA SAMAKI WABICHI...
Wakuu kwa haraka haraka nimebaini askari wa North korea si wa mchezo mchezo,
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Jamaa hana wasi wasi kabisa,
Mtizame na huyo...
Machangudoa wakiwa wameziba nyuso zao zilisipigwe picha na mwandishi wetu.
Mke wa mtu akiwa ameziba uso wake kwa mikono ili kukwepa kamara
Mke wa mtu aliyesuka akiinamisha kichwa chini kukwepa...
Naamini mko poa sana wakuu.
Juzi juzi katika pitapita zangu nikakutana na Dada mmoja then baada ya siku chache nikamuomba tuwe wote,ila yeye akajibu hahitaji mahusiano labda kama ni starehe kila...
na wazee wanapenda sana kucheza karata kwa michezo mbalimbali kama Mapiku na watu tofauti kama watoto wao.
Kuna mtindo wa kucheza kwa makundi kuanzia watu wawili wawili ambapo kwenye mchezo mmoja...
Intelligent Husband
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Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
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Husband - Where are you going ?
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Wife - I'm moving to my mother.
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Husband also starts packing his clothes.
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Wife - Now where...
1. Eee bwaana, mkulu atangaze kuiunga korea kaskazini mkono
2. Tupige picha vifaru vyetu vikiwa barabarani tayari kwa vita, self na mikwara kibaaao vitolewe na mkulu
3. Vyombo vya habari vyote...
To the stoners,the rugulars,the occasionals and the medical users.
To the planters,breeders,strain hunters and connoiseurs.
To the folks in the legalised side of the spectrum and to many others...
Hii hali inaboa sana
Japo kuna baadhi ya maneno ni yapo na yanaeleweka ukifupisha mfano (ktk) ni katika au (n.k) ni nakadhalika
Sasa kuna watu wanakera wanafupisha neno *Dogo* wanaandika (Dog)...
It's a while since i felt this,
Yesterday i met someone.Ohooo no i can't explain how beautiful she is.
Beaut itself can't discribe how she looks like for u guys to understand me but trust me my...
kwa akina dad ambao mlikubali kuachia bikra zenu ili mradi na ww umiliki smartphone aina ya tecno p3[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]nakupa polee xana mana i phone 8 na s8 ndo...
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