JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Mmasai mmoja alitongoza demu, baada ya makubaliano wakaenda Guest walipokuwa wakila uroda demu alimkatikia viuno mmasai, mambo yakawa hivi:-
Mmasai: Dada nani ametongosa mwensie?
Demu: wewe...
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"..Sitoki sasa..mi nasema sitoki.."
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nipo hapa ofisi za startime
sasa kaja mmasai kaacha watu hoi baada ya kusema:
mudumu patia ile naitwa kinga ya mafusi. kumbe alimaanisha KING'AMUZI
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kwamba kuna watu 876549871098766 wanaoongoza kwa uvivu hapa duniani? wewe ni mmoja wao kwani hujajisumbua kuisoma hiyo idadi,uongo kweli?
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Niliwahi kushuhudia aliyekua Waziri Mkuu ambaye kwa sasa ni mwenyekiti wa Tume ya Katiba Jaji Joseph Warioba akiwasha Sigara kwenye Mwenge mara tu baada ya kuuwasha (nilimuona akihangaika kutafuta...
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FIVE LITTLE STORIES
1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella...
THAT'S FAITH
2. When you...
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Nataka kufungua biashara karibia na Ubungo I DSM na kuuza vitu vifuatavyo kwa wakati mmoja:
magodoro, mito, matairi ya matrekta (makubwa na madogo), vifaa vya magari, chupa za chai, vikombe...
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Jamaa wawili walikuwa wakicheza karata porini mara wakapita wakulima wawili, wakasikia sauti "weka jembe chini" wao walijua majambazi wakaweka majembe yao chini "weka kisu" wakaweka visu vyao...
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Ninamshukuru Muumba ulimwengu na vyote vilivyomo, vinavyoonekana na visivyoonekana.Tarehe kama hiyo hapo juu,mwaka fulani uliopita siku nyingi nilizaliwa,siku za kuishi zinaendelea kupungua.
Pia...
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Siku ya Jumatatu; tarehe 14 January 2013 ni siku ambayo Regia Mtema Foundation imeitenga maalumu kwa ajili ya kumbukumbu ya Regia Mtema. Katika siku hii maalumu wote mnakaribishwa Peacock Hotel...
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Umefika zako dukani,unataka kununua condom za kwenda kuchakachulia kwingineko,ile unasema "muuzaji naomba unipatie co....",unageuka nyuma unakutana uso kwa macho na mama watoto wako.Hii sentensi...
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ajali ya basi tanga aliyetumwa sanda naye alipata ajali na pikipiki akafa palepale. :wof:
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Kuanzia wakurugenzi wa makampuni makubwa,wanasiasa,wajasiriamali,mabilionea,forbes chitchat inawaletea watu wenye nguvu zaidi chitchat,
name; Baba V
organisation;CEO wa Chitchat...
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wana swaga sana. dar es salaam waniita kudaresalaam. newala wanaiita kunewala. marangu kubwa wanaita...!!!. mia
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hahahahahahaahahh wanawake wachit chat mwaka mupya hii ,haya sasa inasemekana ndoa nyingi za cc zinadumu sababu ya hiyo hapo juu hahahahaahah amu charminglady cacico lara 1 madame b marejesho...
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Habari
wana jf nafurahi kuwajulisheni kuwa jana mchana th.20.01.2013 mwenyezi mungu
amenijalia tena mtoto wa kike nimembatiza Ayesiga mama yake yuko salama
na anaendelea vizuri,nawashukuruni...
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hivi kati ya O na 0 wanasema moja ni namba na nyingine ni herufi. Mi sasa sijui ndiye kilaza, hilo swali nimepewe leo kwenye asignment yangu ya chekechea na nimekosa jibu hadi sasa...
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zamani shule nyingi za msingi kulikuwa na mtoto amabyae ni sugu,siku hizi kuna masharobaro>Shule yetu alikuwepo mtoto mmoja yaani sugu kwelikweli,yaani akichapawa hata na walimu wote halii,havai...
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Habari za jioni ndugu zangu wanachit-chat, natumai mpo salama salmini.
Nawaandikia ujumbe huu ili muwe makini sana na huyu jamaa kwani ameingia humu jukwaani kwa kazi kuu ya kuwatafutia watu ban...
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