kuona wanawake mnavyotutenda. Just imagine nikiwa bukoba club jana nimemwona Chimbuvu anaponda raha na charminglady,poor C6 anatia huruma maskini,kumgharimia kote charminglady kisha anafanziwa.
Ili niwe mwenyeji wa jukwaa hili la Chit Chat?
Kwa kifupi mimi ninaishi Arusha, lakini nimezaliwa Dar na kukulia Dar ingawa wazazi wangu ni wenyeji wa Kilimanjaro. Kule Arusha niko Kibiashara...
Teacher :what's wrong?
Abeiku :our house is very
small...me,my mum,my dad all
sleep in the same bed.
Every nite dad asks if i am
sleeping i say No..! Dad then he slaps my face &
gives
me a...
kunamschana flan unamfukuzia kwa mda mrefu kwel bila mafanikio.. Na mnakaa nyumba1 ambayo wote mmepanga! Na unampenda kuliko k2 chochote! Bt at end anaelekea kukubal... 1day ulbanwa na aja...
Nilienda kikazi Singida. Asbh
mapema sna mm niko Ubungo
nikapata tiketi ya dirishani. Muda
kidogo akaja Jamaa kakaa pembeni
yangu mm nikajua niko nae seat
moja. Sasa mshangao ndo
uliponianza...
Mlianza kwa kuvaa suruali zetu tukawanyamazia, mkaja mkavaa fulana na kaptula zetu tukawaacha, lakini kama haitoshi sasa mnapigilia hadi BOXER za kiume, hivi nyie viumbe wa wapi mwapenda copy kila...
Kwenye lile tangazo la easynet la baba,mtoto na bembea sijui kwanini huyu jamaa namfananisha na baba v akiwa busy na chit-chat:der:By the way what does V stand for?
SHULE YA MSINGI JANJAJANJA...
Ticha: Ni nani aliyemuua Chifu Mkwawa?
Dent 1: Sio mimi!
Dent 2: Walla sihusiki.!
Dent 3:Kwanza mimi jana sikuja shule.!
Ticha alipoona kuwa wanafunzi wote ni...
Kengele za hatari zililia kichwani wakati nashusha mguu kutoka godoroni.
Nilipaswa kudamkia ibadani lakini guts zikanileta online, ndo nakutana na zahama la kuzushiwa kuaga dunia (ingawa poster...
:lalala:
Hivi ingekuwaje kama BAO la kutombana lingekuwa linatoa mlio kama wa Bunduki? PAAAA!
Nafikiri tungekuwa VIZIWI Dunia nzima. Kwa sababu usiku kelele za mabao zingekuwa mingi hata kulala...
SIJUI KAMA SIKU HIZI ZIPO HIZI
1. Kupakwa GV kwenye kidonda
2. Kung'olewa jino kwa uzi
3. Ubwabwa kupikwa j2 tu
4. Kidonda kuwekwa unga wa 'rangi mbili'
5. Kupamba kadi sebuleni
6. Ukumbi wa...
Usisubiri kusifiwa jisifie Mwenyewe...Husika na kichwa ya habari hapo juu..
Mi ntakuwa wa Mwisho...ila kwa kuanzia..mi ni mbabe,hapa ngumi zimelala....uwezo wangu binafsi wa kumfurahisha na...
Katika mchakato unaondelea sasa hivi nchi nzima juu ya uundwaji wa katika mpya kwa wananchi kutakiwa kutoa maoni yao jinsi gani wanataka katiba hiyo iwe.Kuwa mzee mmoja katika kutoa maoni yake...
Wadau, asubuhi ya Jumapili mida ya saa3 asubuhi nimepokea sms kutoka namba +2347031639276.
Sms yenyewe hii hapa chini;
CONGRATULATIONS, Your phone number has won you $450,000 in the FIFA XMASS...
It was 20 years ago today that the first text message was sent. It was Dec. 3, 1992, and Neil Papworth, an engineer working in the UK, sent the world's first short message service or SMS. It...
Goodmorning Chit-chatters, niko safarini kuja Dsm natokea huku porini nilikokua bhana, huku kusini, will be in dar 4 a week or two, Have a nice Sunday, love you all undoubtedly!. . .