Unamnunulia mke wako SIMU mwanaume mwenzako anamnunulia VOCHA, Huo ni Mgawanyo wa Majukumu. Unamlipia mke wako ADA ya chuo, Mwanaume mwenzako anamlipia kodi HOSTEL, Huo ni Mwingiliano wa mtandao...
Hii tabia imekithiri haswa kwa wadada wa mijini
Uko jikoni unapika mara unaongea na simu, Mara unachat txt., Mara Uko kwenye tv , mara unafumua nywele, Mara umeshaingia chumbani chakula umeacha...
Kuna jambo linanikera sana humu ofisini humu, hivyo kila wakati najikuta najiuliza hivi ni mahala pake au ni ignorance.
Hivi ni mahala gani ambapo wa akina dada wanatakiwa kutunza pedi a.k.a...
Ukijaribu kuniweka pembeni,daima nitakukimbilia kukufuata ulipo zaidi ya Ruttashobolwa Chilli na tedo wanavyokukimbilia sa hv,
ooh Madame B penzi lako ni tamu kama asali,
ooh Madame B niambie...
Jamaa anapiga simu Makumbusho
ya Taifa"Haloo,hapo ni
Makumbusho ya Taifa?"OFISI:"N
dio 2kusaidie nini?"
JAMAA:"Ok,naomba mnikumbushe
mwaka juzi saa yangu niliipoteza
wapi?"...
Brazameni mmoja mpaka pouda katoka zake jijini daslam na bonge la pikipiki kwenda kuliuza Mererani.Alipofika nalo,wanaume wakaliangalia na kulikagua then wakaona ni zuri litawafaa.Wakamwambia...
nmejitahidi kumtambua macho ya Invisible lakini nmeshindwa. kila nikimuangalia ananikonyeza. naamin hapa jf kuna watu wanaweza kutambua jinsia ya mtu kwa kumuangalia macho, pua na hata masikio...
Habari wana CC?
Nimeona niungane nanyi kuwaeleza mpango wangu wa mwaka 2013! Kuna kero moja kubwa inanisumbua sana nilijitahidi kiuvumilia naona nimeshindwa mimi! Hili suala la michango ya harusi...
Barely a few hours after his appointment... a statement coming out of the Chelsea's Board Room says:
: Rafa Benitez has been sacked as Chelsea manager for failing to win anything since taking...
Thanksgiving is not only about
the turkey and the feast that
follows, it is a quiet reflection
of how God is showering His
abundant blessings upon you.
So thank Him with all your heart...
TAHADHARI MATAPELI WAJA NA
NJIA MPYA SASA
Kuna dada mmoja anasoma chuo
buguruni na pia ni mfanyakazi
hivyo jioni akitoka kazini ndipo
huenda shule.Sasa akiwa njiani
kuelekea chuo akapigiwa...
Kuna mji mmoja walikuwa
wanawaua wamakonde kwa
sababu ya kuchafua lugha
wakawa wanamuuliza kila mtu
aseme neno then akikosea
wanamua wakamuuliza jamaa wa
kwanza,sema sahani jamaa
akasema...