JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
hizi ndo swaga za askari mmoja anatongoza kwenye simu yaani mpaka unacheka
haroo wewe hebu kuja haraka unajua nakuthamini sana kama rushwa bila wewe siwezi kuishi ni sawa na kukosa bunduki eneo...
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Bwana weeee kiingereza muda mwingine ni muhimu, japo cha kuombea maji. Jamaa mmoja alikwenda kwenye hotel ya kifahari, watu wote pale hotelini waliongea kiingereza, basi jamaa alipokuwa chumbani...
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..chama la mabachela ukinipenda,tunamaliza leo leo tu....
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Kwa wale wanaojua mpira mtanielewa.
siunajua ukishinda magoli matatu katika football unapewa mpira wa bure unaondoka nao.... sasa jamaa kaenda gest na demu wake kamgonga goli tatu alipomaliza...
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Umetoa Wazo la kufutwa kwa jukwaa la chit-chat,lakini bado nakuona unalanda landa humu,Licha ya kashfa zako zote la kuwaita wana jamii vilaza..Hizo thread za vilaza ndo unazochangia.Acha Uki geu...
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Tupia neno ungemfanya nini mwajiriwa wa jinsi hii!!
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upweke umenichosha mie.nimeamua bora nijiekee kibandiko kwakua kila ninapochungulia nakuta midume ilishaniwahi.natafuta mchumba<mke humu cc.vigezo na mashart badae.aliyetayari anaweza kuni pm
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Mzee mmoja alikwenda kijijini akakuta mtandao unapatikana vizuri sana. Akamwandikia mkewe sms. Bahati mbaya akaituma kimakosa kwa mtu mwingine.. ilimfikia mwanamke aliyefiwa na mume wake jana...
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Bujibuji amezaliwa enzi za chama kimoja,
kaunda sana magari ya waya,
kacheza sana vinyengo, madaso a.k.a chandimu.
Kala sana kabunguja, na magili ya samaki.
Katumia sana maneno tekude, kishtobe...
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WanaJF wallah raharaha.... Soma comments za watu wanaochangia mada, hata uwe umenuna vipi na stress? Comments za wadau utacheka mpk ufee...topic ya pumba!! Majibu pumba sq...
NB: nategemea pumba...
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Nina miezi muda sasa katika JF so naomba munielekeze kuweka picture kwenye profile tena kwa hasira nitaweka yangu na ya mke wangu nilie muoa kwa lazima baada ya kufumaniwa,
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Heshima mbele wana jf
Naomba kujua huyu husninyo amepotelea wapi.last time niliona thead moja akiwaaga wana jf.hv ni kweli kapotea kiujumla?
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Jamaa ; " Nipe tigo"
Binti : " Tigo ctoi"
Jamaa " Nionee huruma lkn mwenzio naumia"
Demu : " Km lazma tigo mi nasepa"
Jamaa ; " Dah! Ucntende hvyo mwenzio"
Binti : " Tatizo lako utatangaza km...
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QuEsTiOn: What will happen if
earth rotates 30
times faster ?
My AnSwEr: Men will get their
salary everyday
and women will bleed to death.
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Sasa yawezekana wamekosea choo labda..
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A guy stuck his head into a
barber's shop
and asked, "How long before I can
get a
haircut?" The barber looked
around the shop full of
customers and said,"About 2
hours." The
guy left. A...
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Baba yako mzazi kiatu kimechakaa mwaka wa Pili
sasa,umeuchuna,na kazi unafanya...Umejikakamua
umenunua tiketi 2 za Fiesta pale getini kwa 50,000 ili umu-
impress bebi...Anafika ndani anapiga...
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1. Ukiona kila unapotaka kusema FANTA, unasema FANDA ujue una damu ya Kihehe
2. Ukiona kila unapotaka kusema SODA, unasema THODA ujue una damu ya Kipare
3. Ukiona kila unapotaka kusema KAFARIKI...
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