JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Mzungu alishuka toka Ulaya, akapanda teksi ili kwenda hotelini kwa mapumziko. Wakiwa kwenye foleni, dereva teksi akatoa hewa chafu, hewa hiyo chafu ikadumu takribani saa moja.
Dereva akamuuliza...
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Baba: Unamjua Julius
Nyerere?
Mtoto: Hapana simjui.
Baba: Pumbavu sana kuwa
makini na masomo yako..
Mtoto: Haya. Na wewe baba
unamjua Hamisi Kibonyezeo?
Baba: Hapana Simjui.
Mtoto: Pumbavu...
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WIFE: Look at that Drunker! HUSBAND: Who is he?
WIFE: 10 years back he proposed me & I Rejected
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HUSBAND: Oh My God, He is still Celebrating. . Wow. . .!!!!!)
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mamboz wana chit chat, hebu tupia tangazo la biashara unalolifahamu. . . me nafahamu hili
"kama kweli unampenda, utamlinda"
tupe na la kwako. . .
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kunajamaa alienda dukan akase niuzie chakula cha mbwa mwenyeduka akamwambia sikuuzii hadi umlete huyo mbwa. Siku nyingine akataka chakula cha paka akajibiwa amlete kwanza huyo paka. Siku ya3...
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kwa wanao hitaji vyakula freshi vifuatavyo weka oda mapema.
1.Maboga.
2.Mlenda mbata.
3.Mamung'unya.
4.mtama/uwele.
5.Mafuta ya alizeti ltr ni 2200.
6.Mafuta ya Ubuyu.
7.Ukwaju...
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MTU mmoja alifariki na kwenda jehanamu. Kufika huko akakuta kuna jehanamu tofauti tofauti kwa kila nchi. Akaamua kuzunguka zunguka ili aweze kuipata jehanamu yenye maumivu kidogo zaidi. Akaiendea...
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Sweetie... Mwenzako cna RAHA baada ya kujua kiref cha HIV,,,
H-hatari
I-imeingia
V-vitandani.
Kwa sasa nalala bafuni.ucku mwema mpz..
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chemsha ubongo fasta..
Bubu atatumia njia gani kumwambia Kipofu kwamba Mke wake anachukuliwa na Kiziwi ???
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anaejua movie nzuri ya story navituko nicheke kidogo jamani kama ya American pie na Three ******
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Unajua nakuthamini zaidi ya rushwa na posho!
Bira ya wewe mimi siwezi kuishi, ni sawa na kukosa bunduki eneo ra tukio.
Nakuheshimu kama ninavyoheshimu rindo.
Wewe ndio IGP wa moyo wangu...
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Dear Chitchaters,
Kuna bendi ilikuwa inapiga pale Millenium Business Park Victoria kila Friday Last year nilikuwa naenda sana. Nikawauliza wadau pale wakaniambia inaitwa Grumeti Mambas, sasa...
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A married man died before having
sex with his wife. The wife then
cuts his manhood embalms and
fixed it on the wall. Each night she
went to the wall to....
satisfy herself. One day her...
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Kwanza kabisa naomba kukaribishwa,,,
pili ningependa kujibiwa hiki kijiswali etiii MLANGO HUFUNGWA WAKATI GANI??
Ahsanteni.
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Listen baby wheneva i see u ma heart accelarate 2 da maximum velocity 'n' initially incriz ma blood flow with pressure. In ma heart u'll remain costant provided dat true love can neither be...
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nawataja kwa taaluma zao:
pou: ni mwalimu wa UPE uhuru mchanganyiko.
Roulette: taaluma yake ina utata,inasemekana ni 'fundi',kuruka kwa ungo kwake ni muhali.
Candid Scope: Mnec wa sisiem...
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