JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Jamani kuna hoja imesemwa bungeni sasa hivi na mmoja wa wabunge kuwa kuna mapepo yameingia bungeni hata kupelekea ufisadi wa baadhi ya mawaziri na wengine kuutetea.
Ameomba waalikwe mapadri na...
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A lady went to the store to buy a parrot and asks the sales person "What's so special about the parrot ?"Sales person" this parrot can talk" So the lady asks the parrot " how do i look?" The...
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Two college time friends met after a long time.
One asked the other, "I heard you ran away out of town with your lover girl and married her.?"
The other said, "Yes, true."
The first...
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Nawatakieni usiku mwema wanajamii forum wooote....................................................., isipokuwa wale wanaofanya kazi ya ulinzi.
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Zuzu alikuwa anaumwa, akaamua kuiweka picha ya doctor kwenye ukuta wa chumba chake. Ghafla akatembelewa na ndugu zake kisha wakamuuliza hii picha ukutani ni yanani? Zuzu akajibu: ni doctor wangu...
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Jamaa mmoja alifall in love na dem flani. Asijue ataanzaje, akaenda kwao akampata yuwafua chupi.Akamwambia amletee maji yakunywa. Dem kuingia ndani, jamaa akainua ndoo na kunywa maji yaliyorowekwa...
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Mdogo wangu wa kike kakileta nyumbani kibabu, anakitambulisha eti ndio mchumba wake. Wenyewe wanataniana bila ya kujali tofauti yao kubwa ya umri. Nilimsalimia shemeji mambo vipi, akaja juu eti...
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Huyu waziri nae kazidi kupenda dogodogo,sijui anapata raha gani kwa watoto under age
Sheria za makosa ya jinai za kubakana ipo wazi kabisa.......kinda ni yule ambaye hajafikisha miaka 18 na...
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Ubingwa bye bye,nafasi ya pili bye bye, klabu bingwa afrika bye bye,kombe la shirikisho bye bye.. Mtakuwa watazamaji mwaka mzima, kudadadeki!
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Te Amo, Asprin, Kwinini na wanachama wengine wote mko wapi, mbona kimya sana?
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Wadau, hivi hili valangati la sahihi sabini lingekuwa chini ya bwana 6 ingekuwaje? Maana pamoja na tuufisadi twake ila alikuwa anaangalia wengi wanasema nini. Na kichwa cha habari kingesomeka...
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Mchina mmoja alienda sokoni kununua doriani ila hajuwi doriani linavyoitwa kwa kiswahili na maongezi yalikuwa hivi:- Mchina: jambo? Muuzaji: sijambo karibu. Mchina: mm nataka ile kitu tamu lakini...
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Sina hamu na majukwaa mengine, lakini kila nikipita Chit-Chat nakuta topic zile zile.
Nimewaletea hii 'brand new', ndio kwanza nimeifungua kwa box, na waranty card inayo.
Karibuni!
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Refer above a heading. kama umejuwa Qn. jibu au chapa lapa.
Ahsanteni kwakuwajibika na JF.
Himezaminiwa na VODACOM TANZANIA
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Kama jukwaa la Chit Chart likifungwa na MODS.......................!
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The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
I'm...
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Kijana mmoja ali maarufu kwa jina la Sharo muuza jana ameaibika vibaya.Siku moja kabla alimtongoza mwanafunzi ,Sasa jana huyo mwanafunzi akaja na bible wakati wakipga STORY Akampokea Bible..Na...
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.. be strong honey... lol
A man escapes from prison where he
has been for 15 years. He breaks into a
house to look for money and guns and
finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of...
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Tonight from 12:30midnight to 3:30 a.m cosmic rays entering earth from mars. So switch off your mobile at night. Don't keep your cell with you & put it away while you are sleeping because they are...
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A boy was driving down
the street,
was late 4 his exam &
couldn't find a parking.
Looking up towards the
Heaven he said,
"Lord, If
u find me a parking
space, I'll give up
drinking...
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