father ; nilete soda we mtoto
son ; pepsi or coka?
father ; pepsi
son ; ya kopo ya chupa?
father ; ya kopo
son ; ya baridi or yamoto?
father ; hee! we mtoto mbna maswali mengi....basi bwana...
kautafiti kangu(sitaki kuulizwa kuhusu data nk) kamebaini kuwa jumamosi na kipindi hiki cha mpito kuelekea sikukuu..............
Utasimamishwa na tra waangalie kama umelipa ushuru...
Utapigwa...
Happy Birthday to me usipojipenda nakujithamini mwenyewe hakuna wa kukufanyia hivyo.
Psalm 103
Praise for the Lords Mercies
A Psalm Of David.
1 Bless athe Lord, O my soul;
And...
......kumuona spika wa bunge wa nchi moja barani afrika akiwa bila wigi kichwani kupitia TBC1.Ghafla mwanangu ameanza kulia,kwa hiyo niko busy kumbembeleza.
Saburi la kichina.,...tumbo la kichina...titi la kichina... Tumbo la kichina....nywele za kichina...guu la kichina...kucha za kichina...kope za kichinaaa...hin haaaaaaa
Wana JF mtu akikwambia kazi ni kwako maaana yake huko mbeleni unakazi ya ziada kuweza kuvuka kikwazo(utajiju huko mbeleni kwa lugha ya mitaaani)sasa vodacom wanaamaana gani kwa sisi watumiaji...
are you game? Inatakiwa tuwe idadi ya watu 10. Ili kuwe na gender balance itatikiwa kua 5/5
usafiri tayari upo. Hakikisha una pesa sio chini ya 1 M. uwe athletic na ready
to do crazy things. Hio...
Wakuu hivi yule mwandishi mashuhuri wa pass za kusafiria za miaka ile ya nyuma kabla ya hii technolojia ya kuandikia computer haijafungwa pale uhamiaji yuko wapi??
Nilikuwa napitia passport za...
uswahilini kwetu kulikuwa na malumbano kati ya mume na mkewe. Mara tukasikia; "jinsi kiwango chako kilivyoporomoka, nafikiria kukupeleka kokote walau ukacheze kwa mkopo ili gemu lako la hapa...
Ninakuhakikishia katika sifa hizi
kumi lazima wewe ulikuwa nazo
kadhaa.
...
1. Ulishacheza kibaba babaa/kimama mamaa
2. Ulikuwa mwizi wa sukari
3. wakati wa sikukuu usiponunuliwa nguo...
Panya wa3 walikuwa na kikao kifup na maongezi yao yalikuwa ya kutambiana kama ifuatavyo;
Panya 1: mi nimekula chakula chenye sumu wala cjafa me balaa
Panya 2: we kidogo ivyo mi nimeingia kwenye...
A drunkard enters a bus and realizes his wallet went missing.
Mlevi: Somebody has stolen my wallet! If I don't find it, same thing
that happened in 1978 will repeat itself today.
Passengers...
Hii mitandao ambayo main aim ni kua connected with friends worldwide inaongeza kiwango cha kufail wanafunzi. O Level na Advance, pia Wanavyuo wanapunguza GPA zao ...
Uwongo?
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