A carrot married a cabbage. Next day tomato asked carrot; "How was your wedding night?". While exhausted, carrot replied: "I spend the whole night just undressing her"
Habarini wana jf wenzangu, mwenzenu nilizaliwa tarehe 18 march 198_, japo bado nimelazwa KCMC lakini namshukuru MUNGU kwani nimeweza kuiona siku ya leo na ninaendelea vyema, aidha nawashukuru wote...
Hello JF,
kufuatia kugundua kuwa kuna watu hawawezi kukaa mbali na jf, na pia wakiwa na shughuli za msingi wakti mwingine zaweza simama kisa JF. sasa naomba kuwasilisha hoja hii kwa nini kusiwe...
Wakuu habarini za jioni?
Mimi nina swali ambalo linanitatiza kiasi flani labda wenzangu mshalitatua.
Kuna hili tangazo la simu ya vodacom ambayo inauzwa shilingi 149,999!Je hii hela ipo? Na...
Never underestimate asian minds: Mr Patel sees a prostitute and asks how much? She says: £50 on the bed, £30 on the sofa, £10 on the floor. Mr Patel gives her £50. She says WOW, on the bed? Mr...
A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence...
Nawaza kama UKIMWI usingekuwepo watu wangefanya ngono kama hayawani. Manake kama hivi tu na huu UKIMWI watu wanakua na wapenzi wengi, ingekuaje kama usingekuwepo?
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Hebu tubadili tabia na...
Katika kutokujua nini haswa kilichowapeleka chuoni,baadhi ya wanachuo wa UD wanaonekana kupenda ngono na starehe sana kuliko masomo,na wale wasiojisomea wanafurahi sana wanaposhinda mtihani bila...
Jamaa alikuwa amekaa kwenye kochi na mkewe.
jamaa alikuwa anasoma. Kitabu.
Mara akapitisha mkono. Chini. Kwa mkewe.
Mkewe akasema,jamani mume wangu una nyege.
Twende chumbani.
Jamaa akasema...
Baada ya mbwa wa mourinho kupewa mimba na mbwa wa sergio ramos(beki wa madrid) katika mazingira ya utata,mourinho alimlaumu sana mkewe.Mourinho akamwambia mkewe;"kama mbwa wetu ambaye ni mlinzi...
Kumbe Salama Jabir ndie anaetumia ID KONGOSHO.
Facts:
1. Comments zake humu jamvini ni kama zile za kwenye BSS.
2. Kuna jamaa ameanzisha uzi wenye title "Salama Jabir" kule MMU, dah...
Naweza sema ni nyumbani kwakuwa muda mwingi nautumia nikiwa chuo kuliko home,
Wanajamvi niko safarini kijana wenu, tuombeane kheri nduguzangu,
Nawatakia wikiend njema wote.
Wana JF, salam!
Hapa nilipo nahishi na wasichana wawili ila kila siku wanagombana imekua kero kwangu
Nimepanga kuhama mitaa mbili further, kuna nyumba nzuri, 2 bedrooms, ila ina bei kiasi...
Hivi hii nayo huwa imeekaje wazee wakubwa ?
Muuzaji anauza nyumba yake kwa Mil. 10 ...!
Dalali kamseti mnunuzi kwa Mil. 15 ...!
Mnunuzi karidhia bei bila tatizo ...!
Muuzaji anaona kaibiwa...
Wadau nna imani ni jioni tulivu na mko poa.
Majuzi kuna Sredi ilishushwa hapa Jamvi,
ikiwa inaonesha kutia mashaka wasani wa kiume wanaoshiriki sanaa ya Taarab, na mtoa Thread akawaoneshea...
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