Jamani nataka kufahamu tabia zao,vitu ambavyo hawapendi,je kwenye mapenzi wakoje?wavumilivu?kiburi?
bado wanafuata mambo ya mila zao?
ebu nipeni nondoz nataka nimrushie mmoja ndoano.
...huwa najiuliza mwanadada anapokuomba msaada kijana wa kiume,unakua na nguvu za ajabu kusaidi...(hapa naongelea mizigo zaidi)...leo nimekuta mdada kabeba ndoo ya maji...nikamwambia...
Hi JF! Naombeni kuuliza, hivi ushenga siku hizi ni ajira? Manake kuna sehem flan nilipita nikaona mabango yana-advertize madalalali, waganga n.k, pembeni yake nikaona bango linasomeka "MSHENGA...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one...
WA1;Sikumoja nilitaka kutoka out na mke wangu nikampigia cm akapokea hakusema halooo na mie nikauchuna hadi crediti zikaisha.
wa2;aah we cha mtoto tu mimim kuna day nilirudi home ucku nikagonga...
Weekend Quotes & Sayings from varied Personalities!
01. Cheers to the freakin' weekend. I drink to that, yeah yeah.
THE BOSS
02. This is how we do it. Its friday night, and I feel all right...
1. Nyani haoni..............lake
2. Mficha.......hazai
3. Kumuiga tembo.......kubwa uta.......msamba
4. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails
5. Man with hand in pocket feels cocky all...
Baada ya kukaa miaka 5 bila kujamiiana wakiwa kama wachumba, ukafika ule usiku uliohalalishwa kwa Bwana harusi (ambaye alikuwa hajafanya tendo la ndoa tangu azaliwe) na Bibi harusi (bikra) kufanya...
Imebainika kuwa sehemu 2/3 ya Polisi wa London ni wanene kupindukia.
Ili kuhakikisha ufanisi kazini, watalazimika kufanyiwa majaribio kila mwaka na ambaye hakukidhi kiwango cha unene...
Nimejicheka nilipokumbuka siku moja nilipokua darasa la kwanza nilifuta sehem niliyokosea kwenye daftari mpaka pakachanika! Unajua nilifutia kwa kutumia nini? Teh, teh..
Hili neno ORIGINAL naona wabongo wameamua kulichakachua.Ninamaanisha kwamba,mara nyingi utasikia mtu anakwambia nenda duka fulani wale wanauza lace wig au brazillian hair original.
Kusema ukweli...
Katika hali ya kutatanisha na kuwashangaza wapenda soka wengi,kocha wa timu ya mpira wa miguu ya SAMBLICHOLE ya KIPUNGUNI-KITUNDA Joseph Mnanka 'aka'SIR ALEX FERGUSON' amebwaga manyanga asubuhi...
Siku moja mchaga alikwenda soko la mbuzi,vingunguti na kununua mbuzi. Kabla ya kumchinja mbuzi yule kabla ya kitoweo,akamuachia maagizo mchinjaji na mpishi;
"Ukisha mchija kwanya damu tengeneza...
Chuo maalum kwa ajili ya kutoa ajira za chapchap kimefunguliwa hapa Kiborloni. Chuo Kimesajiliwa na VETA na kina waalimu waliobobea katika nyanja zote.
Chuo kinapokea maombi kwa wanafunzi...