''Nipeni madini ya nchi yote ya Tanzania, then mimi nitayatumia kuilisha nchi yangu na Tanzania yote kwa miaka yote''. Haya ni maneno ya Rais Kagame wa Rwanda akimuambia JK na serikali ya...
Kwa waliofanikiwa kuangalia TBC,dhehebu la Siloamu washerekea Kuzaliwa kwa Bwana Yesu Leo!!
Pia kutokana na unabii waliopata,leo wanaingia rasmi majira mapya, pia nimepata taarifa hata siku ya...
Wapendwa mie sio mchangiaji sana wa hapa chitchat,ila ni mpenzi sana wa hili jukwaa..
Na kikubwa kinachonifanya nipende kuchungulia umu,ni vibweka na burudani ya baadhi ya memba ambao kwa sasa...
mzee mmoja alikuwa na bint yake mrembo,akawa anamtamani siku 1 uzalendo ukamshinda akambaka mtoto akamwambia mama,mama akafungua mashitaka mahakamani.ikafika siku ya kesi
jaji:mshitakiwa...
Naanza na Kabila hili. Lipo Nyanda za juu Kusini mwa Tanzania. Ni kabila kubwa lenye kusifika kwa wema pia ukarimu. Wanamsemo huu: Mwana gwa nino jope gwako. Linga ndume kwa nino jope gwako...
British>Can you swim?
African>No
British>Dog is better than you be course he can swim.
African>Can you swim?
British>Of course yes.
African>Then what is the difference between you and dog...
kijana wa KIUME
ampeleka mchumba
wake kumtambulisha
kwa0,alip0fika tu baba
yake akagundua dosari
maana binti alikuwa
mweusi tii,ana matege
makali, na makengeza ya
maan!!!!duuh... mcchana...
One day, in one church outside thy country. A girl folow thy pastor and asked a pastor what can l do in order for me to see heaven then mazungumzo ikawa hivi
PASTOR ; Girl are you baptized?
Girl...
Binafsi kuna jambo linanikera sana paale ninaposikia sauti kwenye simu yangu (mtandao wa Tigo) inayonijulisha salio langu kwenye simu. Sikereki kujulishwa, bali nakerwa na sauti ya mtu kama vile...
I think Kenyan men will not go to hell.Because you dont go to hell twice.
Having your wife smacking your ass is at the least an abomination,and it subjects a man to a hell that is mental...
Three men went to hell
The devil said to them"You have come to hell,and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1,2 or 3"
He then opened the doors to the three rooms.
Room 1 was...
Sadru divorced his wife on their wedding night.
REASON: He saw a label on her underwear written:
"100% SOFT & TIGHT" tested by Khan & Brothers'. Approved by Singh & Sons'.
Jambo JF
Mimi bana naomba kwanza mniwie radhi. Najua ni maudhi kwenu ingawa pia kwa wengine inaweza kuwa baraka maana nimewaletea wenza wenu!
Miaka ya ujana wangu nilikuwa si haba jamani. Kama ni...
kwa muda mrefu tumekuwa tukiwasema dada zetu wa vyuo vikuu hasa UDSM kuhusiana kimapenzi na wanafunzi wenzao au mapedeshe wa mtaani.kuna kipindi tuliwahi kusikia wanafunzi hawa kujiuza kimwili...