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Naombeni kujuzwa suala hili, sio siri hakuna thread ya kwenye jukwaa la utambulisho ikakosa hii ID. Namshukuru sana kwa ukarimu wake maana hata na mimi alinikaribisha
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watanzania mnadai Magufuli ndie waziri mwenye jina baya angalia haya sasa; David Kinembe (miundo mbinu Kenya) James Kakuma (Biashara Zambia) Akaja Akatombeka (Nishati Ghana) Nalia Namboo (Sheria...
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Eti anadai tabia za watanzania ni kama 'mtu kashika njiti ya kibiriti kulia halafu kushoto kuna ganda lake'. Kwamba mtu ukijitusu tu, wamekuwasha. Aliendelea kudai kwamba tabia hii imechangiwa...
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Sex is SENSATION caused by TEMPTATION, when a man puts his LOCATION in a woman DESTINATION. Did you understand the EXPLANATION or you would like a DEMONSTRATION...
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Wathungu wasivyoielewa nchi yenu ya "Madhiwa na Athali..." au Tawkwimu zimekaa shaghalabhagala...? Tanzania Gary Settle for The New York Times World news about Tanzania, including breaking news...
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Ukishabikia man u,utapata raha. Ukishabikia chelsea,utabaki njiapanda. Ukishabikia totenham,utaambulia maumivu. Ukishabikia arsenal.......................................
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Aiseeee wakuu pale Mwenge mbona bruuuudani sana....mida ya majioni jioni hivi saa kumi mpaka saa 2usiku wewe katika katiza pale mwenge stand mamaaaa kuna totozi balaa....sijui wanatokaga na kwenda...
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jf ina raha zake (ndo mana tunaendelea kuwemo) lakini pia karaha zipo.Mdau hebu taja yanayokukera humu. Binafsi nakerwa na yafuatayo: 1.Utakatifu: Kuna watu humu wanajitia wao ni watakatifu kuliko...
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Naangalia TBC- 1 Dr. Issac Ndodi huyu mtaalamu wa tiba mbadala.amefikia kuanza kutangaza matangazo ya biashara akipromoti unga wa Energy Mills Ltd..Maswali mengi hayana majibu..huyu jamaaa wasifu...
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Vijana watau walishikiliwa na polisi mjini Damascus baada ya mlipuko wa bomu uliowaua waandishi wawili wa kigeni wiki iliyopita. Ilikuwaje basi? Baada ya ule mlipuko mkubwa sana watu wengi...
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Palikuwa na teja ambaye alitoka mbio uchi mpaka maskani kwa mateja wenzake. Alipofika, akawauliza wale wenzake' oya hili suti mwaiyonaje' wale wenzake wakamjibu 'hiyo suti iko poa lakini mbona iyo...
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Wakuu yani kuna hii tabia huwa inanikera sijui nye mnalichukuliaje. Mnakuwa kwenye kikao,mengi yatazungumzwa,mwenyekiti ateleza kila kitu,sasa unakuta mwenyekiti anaruhusu wajumbe waulize...
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(1)•If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again. (2)•If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back ur pocket. (3)•If ugly pERson send U a request it no go enter. (4)•It can...
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Wasichana wambea wakiongea. Girl 1~~~Mwaya nimeolewa Girl 2~~~Oh,hiyo ni nzuri dia Girl 1~~~No,siyo nzuri ni mbaya,mana ana sura mbaya. Girl 2~~~~Oh kama hivo ni mbaya kweli Girl 1~~~No si...
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daladala moja ilikuwa imejaa abiria.dada mmoja akawa amesimama.kaka mmoja akamuonea huruma akamwambia ampakate, binti akakubari na mazungumzo yao yakawa hivi: JAMAA.dada mbona mikono yako ni laini...
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An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Julius...
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The pict reflects it all
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Two five year old boys are sitting in a hospital waiting room. One leans over to the other and says, "What are you in here for?" The other says, "Circumcision." The first boy says "Oh, man! I...
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Mshabiki wa Man U alichelewa kuamka leo.. Ilipofika saa moja ahsubuhi, mke wake akawa anamuamsha "wake up honey, it's 7!" Jamaa kakurupuka na presha anamuuliza mkewe "Uwii!.. wameongezaa tena!!!...
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Sister du mmoja alikwenda kwenye duka la dhahabu kujinunulia mkufu wa dhahabu. Katika kuchagua dhahabu akajishtukia amejamba!Kwa aibu ikabidi ageuke nyuma kuona kama kuna mtu amemuona.Kuangalia...
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