The value of a # 2 Pencil
YOU WILL LAUGH OUT LOUD!! AND THEN YOU WILL FORWARD TO EVERYONE WITH THAT BIG OLE' SMILE ON YOUR FACE!!
The value of a Catholic education...
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise...
A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to...
A MAN SAYS 2 HIS WIFE: TELL ME SOMETHING THAT 'LL MAKE ME HAPPY AND MAD AT THE SAME TIME.
THE WIFE SAYS: YOUR d*ck IS BIGGER THAN YOUR BROTHER'S :A S-confused1:
je ni kweli kwamba wengi wao ni masikini jeuri? Wapo wanaodai kwamba wanajiamini sana na wana misimamo, hii misimamo wengi huiita dharau. Ni watu wanaopenda sana sifa na kutukuzwa<source mimi...
Tangu nimeingia humu, haikua inapita masaa ikiwa sijaona mtu mzima huyu kuliona jina lake nyuzini. Na hadi kufikia namuulizia ni pia kwa kumbukumbu zangu ndiye alikua membar wa kwanza ku'shere...
Eti The Finest yupo single?
Eti Mwanakiji haish kijijin?
Eti Kongosho ana sauti lain?
Eti kuna memba kaibiwa bwana hapa?
Eti kuna pati ya jf kubwa hufanyka hualikwa wene majna tu?
Eti jukwa...
jamaa mmoja alichelewa kuamka kwenda kazini,,
ivyo alipokuwa njiani akiendesha gari kuelekea kazini,, ilibidi aandike msg kumtaarifu boss wake kuwa atachelewa kufika ofisini,, sasa alipomaliza...
Mwaka 2012 chagua kudai haki yako na kulinda raslimali za taifa zisiporwe na wahuni wachache kwa manufaa yao binafsi. Mtanzania unapaswa kufunguka na kutoka kwenye chupa. Haki ya mtu haiombwi bali...
ubarikiwe bundle la internet la kutosha, usipende starehe kama.......bali uwe mpole kama......... nakuombea ufurahi kamaa..... na mwisho kabisa, ukumbuke kukaa na familia
Last wik nikiwa naangalia kipindi cha wasanii, Star Tv nilimshuhudia msanii Dokii akithibitisha kua ameokoka.
Leo nikiwa naangalia Tv hiyohiyo, katika matangazo ya moja kwa moja kuonesha...
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his fifth grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms...
Baada ya fungate la ndoa yao, bwana harusi alikaa bi harus akaanza kumpa sheria:
Mr: Nitakua natoka na kurud mda ninaotaka na kwenda ninapotaka. Unatakiwa unipikie chakula kitam kila siku. Pia...
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch. The bartender, a little worried, asks him if he's okay. "No, I'm not," the guy replies.
"I just caught my wife in bed with...
Wanaume flani walikuwa wanatambiana kuhusu uwezo wao wa kuuchuna, wa kwanza akasema kuna siku alimpigia simu mkewe akapokea lakini hakusema hallo kwa hiyo nae akauchuna hakukata simu wala kuongea...
Rais akifungua mradi wa maji basi atachota na kunawa kidogo,akiwa anazindua barabara basi atatembea kidogo kwenye barabara hiyo mpya,pia rais akifungua jengo fulani atakata utepe na kuwa wakwanza...
jamani mnamkumbuka yule binti wa arusha angel aliyekuwa bss
Yule mweupeeeeeeeee kama zeru zeru
Am in love jamani na huyu mtoto mwenye kunipa file lake jamani msishangae ukasikia nimemuoa yule...
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