Habib-al-masad fil-kubul-aajab laysa-it-maujud adbil-kul-wyjad. Mantal-fyka=sad HII ULIYOSOMA NI DUA YA KUONDOA NGUVU SEHEMU ZA SIRI HEBU ZICHEKI ZAKO ZIPO..??
Kuna Jamaa wawili walihudhuria kikao cha maandalizi ya Harusi na Mwenyekiti akawaomba kabla ya kuanza kikao Wajumbe wajitambulishe ili wafahamiane.
Wajumbe wakaanza,
Mimi naitwa Mwaisapile wa...
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ila sijui nijifunze automatic au manual...wengi wananishauri nijifunze automatic is easier...na wanawake wengi wanaipenda hii option....whats your input guys...mie sio mjeshi nahisi mambo ya...
Umeolewa na una mtoto mmoja, mumeo ana rafiki yake wa kiume mpenzi .
Urafiki ambao sometyms huitwa urafiki ndugu, (lake lako , lako lake )
Mko garini mnasafiri Wewe , Mumeo , Mtoto , na...
Vijana watau walishikiliwa na polisi mjini Damascus baada ya mlipuko wa bomu uliowaua waandishi wawili wa kigeni wiki iliyopita. Ilikuwaje basi?
Baada ya ule mlipuko mkubwa sana watu wengi...
Ilitokea ajali ya barabarani lakini kwa bahati nzuri abiria walipata mikwaruzo tu kidogo isipokuwa mmoja ambaye alifariki hapo hapo.
Katika walioumia, mmoja aliyekwaruzika mguu na kutoka damu...
Mchaga mmoja hivi alitumbukia kisimani. basi alimwita mkewe kwa msaada,basi mwanamke akatoa wazo la kununua kamba aweze mtoa ndani ya kisima.basi akafuata kamba dukani ambako kamba alinunua elfu...
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S SMILE
E ENERGY
X XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit and youll always be SUCC SEX - FUL in LIFE.
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't...
: Love in the Mental Hospital
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean
they don't love you with all they have. Jim and Edna were both patients in a...