John alimwalika rafiki yake Fred nyumbani. kwake kwa ajili ya dinner na vinywaji.
Baada ya maakuli na wakati vinywaji
vinaendelea, mkewe John (Lisa) na mgeni wao Fred walikuwa wanacheza karata...
Damu ya kunguni haimanishi ww nikunguni bali hakuna jema utakalofanya na litaonekana,hata neno ukiliongelea zuri bado litakua baya,njia ya kuepukana ni kukaa kimya
Two dirty hippies were walking down the street and stopped at a red light. A Catholic priest with his arm in a cast was waiting to cross. "Hey, man," asked one, "what happened?"
"I fell in the...
Huyu mwana-JF..................Smile nimependa avatar yake na michango yake kwenye hili jamvi...........lol.............naona yuko kwenye chati hivi sasa...
One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out.
When they woke up, they were at the leader of the...
yaani sijui kama nitapona mwaka huu,hebu niwachotee kiduchu toka kwenye inbox yangu,just imagine hii ni leo tu:
from Koku: baba luku imeisha
from housegirl pendo: baba hujaacha hela ya taka...
Unapomvisha mwenza wako (mume/mke) pete siku ya ndoa inamaanisha hairuhusiwi kwenda ku'duu' nje ya ndoa. Pete ni ishara ya 'K' na kidole ni ishara ya 'M'. Kwa hyo pete inavoingizwa kwenye kidole...
FIVE CASES THAT MAKE YOU GO OUCH!!
CASE-1
Interviewer to Millionaire :
To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire : I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must...
Kiss fm hallo?
Mimi ni njeri napiga simu kutoka mukuru kwa njenga.
Nanata kudediketi nyimbo ya Rihhana " man down" kwa bwana yangu yeye iko kenyatta hospital.
Ujumbe sisi tutaswaga...
Najua wengi walidhania nitafanya kwa maana ya "ku do" - lol - , lakini ninachotaka kuongelea ni tabia ya AJIZI, USIRI, UCHOVU, DHARAU...ya kuacha jambo la kufanya leo ukasema "nitafanya kesho"...
vijana wa zamani walikuwa wakilazimishwa kwenda ulaya au amerika,tena walikuwa hawapendi,wako tayari kufa lakni wasiende ulaya. Vijana wa sasa wako tayari kufa waende...
Jamani naomba kuuliza jambo hapa: Hivi kwa nini mademu wa kibongo wanapenda vitambi?
Mfano utakuta demu bomba ile mbaya akiwa amekaa sehemu, anapoinuka utaona mtumbo huo kama mlevi wa matap tap...
Nakumbuka wakati nipo shule kuna rafiki yangu aliniambia kuwa kunguru wa Zanzibar ilikuwa ni zawadi kwa kiongozi wetu alipo tembelea nchi fulani. Alipewa jike na dume.Nilicheka sana.
Nikaja sikia...
Ukiyavulia nguo maji kubali kuyaoga tu.
Walala hoi bwana juzijuzi tumesheherekea sikukuu kwa furaha watu wakanywa mpaka basi sasa nashangaa mnataka muanze kulia, jana nimepita maeneo fulani...
1. Ujinga ni wezi kugoma na kuandamana wakidai siku za mwizi ziongezwe kutoka 40 hadi 60
2. Ujinga ni shabiki wa Arsenali kuoga na sabuni inaitwa 'USHINDI'
3. Ujinga ni kuweka status Facebook...
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