JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
kulikuwa na majuha wawili wanaongea na mazungumzo yao yalikuwa hivi...
Juha1:ivi jombaa kati ya morogoro na mwezini wapi mbali!!?
Juha2:iiii ebu jiangalie na maswali yako ya kitoto wewe,kwani...
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Baada ya muda wa test kuisha mwalimu akawaambia wanafunzi, hey students time is ovary penis down and colect your testis! No 1 aliyesanda
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Ticha wa std 1 kajamba
class wanafunzi wakaanza
kucheka ticha kuua soo
kaondoka na kuahirisha
kipindi..!
Kipindi kilichofuta kesho yake..! TICHA : tuliishia wapi
kipindi kilichopita...
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Jamaa kaenda kwa mganga wa kienyeji akaomba afundishwe na yeye kutabiri. Mganga akamwambia kama unataka kujuwa kutabiri kesho uje na kikopo cha vaseline.
Siku ya pili jamaa katinga na kikopo chake...
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duh.!kila strt ina ishia nyumbani kwa mtu..je nini tatizo.?
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Mourners lined the streets of the North Korean capital Pyongyang today, crying and wailing as the funeral procession of their "Dear Leader' Kim Jong-Il, marched slowly through the streets. But...
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pima uwezo wako wako mwaga mistari huwez jua labda utatoka na kimwana ama mkaka wa haja.
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jaman jaman jaman kama mtu hujui lugha usidandiedandie maneno. Jamaa kaenda kwenye birthday ya rafik yake. Alipofika akamwambia happy birthday! Badala ya kusema thank you akamwambia And You Too!
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Ningependa kujua kwanini sisi waafrika tukilewa sana,tukiwa njiani kurudi nyumbani tunaimba njia yote.Lakini
mzungu akilewa ni anatukana na kutafuta ugomvi njia nzima?
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Habari za j2 wana jf, kama mjuavyo vuguvugu la siasa za uchaguzi bado linaendelea, ktk pitapita nimekutana na mjadala kuwa mnyika na halima mdee ni wachumba. Naomba mwenye habari atujuze. Nawasilisha.
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Siyo ombi wala hiari,kama hamtaki kucheka tunagombana.
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Bibi kizee baada ya kuwa anasumbuliwa na Ugonjwa ikabidi apelekwe dar es salaam kwa Uchunguzi wa moyo. baada ya kumpiga x-ray ya moyo,doctor akamwambia;
bibi tumekuta moyo wako umetoboka...
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MP's speech when the
president(then Moi) visited his
place
Baba wanasema Kenyatta ni
hayati lakini wewe ni hayati
kabisa. Nashukuru sana baba wa
taifa kwa sababu ulihaidi kunya
hapa...
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An Arab was admitted in the
Dar es salaam Hospital for a heart
operation, but prior to the
surgery the doctors needed to
store his blood in case need
arises. As the gentleman had a
rare type...
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Nimeshtuka na kushangaa namna wananchi wa north korea wanavyomlilia kiongoz wao kwa uchungu na karibia wote wanalia,hio inatokana na mazuri aliyofanya kim jong,je apa kwetu tz kuna mtu au kiongoz...
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Wadau naombeni maoni/ ushauri wenu kuhusu hii simu nlopokea-ni kisa cha ukweli sio mzaha.
Ilipigwa zaidi ya mara kumi usiku kucha kuanzia saa saba.Ni namba ngeni(haikuandika jina) na sikupokea...
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HII NI KALI YA KUFUNGA HISTORIA YA ULIMWENGU.
MWANAMKE mkazi wa kijiji cha Ikandamoyo, wilayani hapa, Veronica Saleh Mama Kaela (50), amefanya uamuzi...
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1. Musa shujaa
2. Kapimbi amwokoa kapilima
3. Mchwa wadudu wa ajabu
4. Anduje mtoto mchunguzi
5. Tola ala konokono gizani
6. Kibanga ampiga mkoloni
7. Gedere wadudu waharibifu
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Daah! Wapi...
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