Mume na mke wameingia hotel ya bei ghali.
Mume: Wife unakula nini?
Mke: Baby utakachokula na mie hichoX2.
Mume: Mhudumuu!
Mhudumu: Naam mkubwa, unaorder ki2 gani?
Mume: Chips na kuku sahani 2...
Watanzania tumetoka mbali sana ninakumbuka mzaz alikuwa akitaka kwenda kununua nguo zangu au viatu vyangu vipya vya sikukuu. Basi atachukuwa tepu na kunipima hata kama hakusomea ufundi wa kushona...
Ni taarifa tu wakuu kujuzana yanayojiri bongoland sio mbaya hususan kwa wapenzi wa burudani ! leo jion MLIMANI CITY club e' atakuako FALLY IPUPA! Kwa wale members woote wa club e' shangweeee!!!!
A man rushed into a shop in such a hurry that he nearly knocked down other customers standing by the counter.
Man: Do you sell mouse traps?
Shopkeeper: Oh, yes of course! 5 dollars, I will get...
Mwanamke aliyelala na mumewe akawa anaota ghafla akapiga kelele "Jifiche mume wangu kaja" au mumewe aliyesikia hivyo akanyakua nguo na kukimbia akidhani amelala na mke wa mtu,..!
A woman has a problem with her closet door every time a bus passes by the door would fall. She calls a repair man to fix it. The repair man says "I am gonna see what is going on, just close the...
Mume na mke wameingia hotel ya bei ghali.
Mume: Wife unakula nini?
Mke: Baby utakachokula na mie hichoX2.
Mume: Mhudumuu!
Mhudumu: Naam mkubwa, unaorder ki2 gani?
Mume: Chips na kuku sahani 2 bei...
Jamaa mmoja wakati akijiandaa kutoka out pamoja na mkewe na mwanawe.Mke mbele,mtoto kati na baba nyuma,mara mtoto akamtonya baba yake,'baba,umeiona inye ndembe ndembe?'.Baba akauliza,iko...
Lilitangazwa bonge la disco ila kuingia lazima uwe na kipala. Mlangoni aliesimama alikuwa kipofu anakagua vipala. Mshkaji mmoja alikuwa ni rasta akataka kuingia. Akaenda pale kwa mkaguzi akavua...
Teacher:
If A= B and
If B= C
Therefore A=C
Dogo, can you give me another example like this.
Dogo:
If I love my teacher and
If my Teacher loves his Wife
Therefore I love my teacher's Wife.
Have...
Mie nimeguswa na sana nilivoona Vengu anaumwa kiasi kile bila msaada wowote kutoka kwa fans weng wa OK .Nawaomba Ok wafanye tamasha mikoa yote kwa ajili ya kuchangisha pesa angalau akapate...
Mdogo wake Ngina anatimiza miaka 4 tarehe 9 Decemba, kwa kuwa tarehe hiyo nchi yetu inatimiza miaka 50 tangu ipate uhuru, nimeazimia nimtahiri mwanangu kwa kufuata mila na desturi za kiafrika...
Mchina mmoja alimwita kahaba chumbani kwako ili wafanye mambo,wakati wanafanya mambo kahaba akashangaa mchina kila baada ya kagoli kamoja anashuka kitandani na kuelekea dirishani halafu anaingia...
Mwishoni mwa juma linalokuja, natarajia kusafiri kwenda Mbekenyela huko Lindi, kuhudhuria na kuwa msimamizi wa ndoa ya shoga yangu wa siku nyingi sana. Kwa kuwa ni mara yangu ya kwanza kusafiri...
Mwanangu kanikuta nipitisha macho kwenye thread.."nini tofauti ya polisi hawa".. Nipofika kwenye picha za polisi wa kike akaniuliza.. Baba unaangalia nini? Nikamjibu nasoma magazeti. Akaniuliza...
Huu ni ujumbe niliokumbana nao leo katika facebook ambao umewekwa na mwanamme!! "Napenda kunyonya mb**, kupigwa vidole mk*nd*n*, kuf**wa na kukatikia mb**. Kama wewe hupendi kuf**a usini add plz...
mkuu nimeona baadhi ya changes especially mabadiliko ya avator yako,, kiukweli imekaa vema saaaana.. big up broo
bado niko busy lakin naikumbuka sana chama changu
misss you alot...
jamaa mmoja alienda hotel ya kitalii ambayo wanatumia lugha ya kingereza tu
waiter: gud evening, what can I serve u tonight?
jamaa anataka kula kuku ila amesahau kuku kwa kimombo anaitwaje so...
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