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Wateja wawili wakiwa hotelini wakisubiri huduma. [WAITER];Hello,naweza kuwahudumia? [MTEJA WA 1];Niletee juisi ya parachichi. [MTEJA WA 2];Nami pia nahitaji juisi ya parachichi,ila glasi iwe safi...
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Teh teh teh teh .
michezo gani mnakumbua ya utotoni.
Kuna ule mchezo wa Nasaka mke wangu naska mke wangu......
A anasema : Nasaka mke wangu nasaka mke wangu uuuuuu
B wanajibu : Hapa hayupo...
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Hivi karibuni ndugu zetu waislamu waliadhimisha sikukuu ya idd mubarak ijulikanayo kama sikukuu ya kuchinja. Kila msikiti ulichinja na kugawa nyama kwa wahumini wao. Kero imekuja baada ya baadhi...
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Nimepata mwaliko wa mtoko weekend hii kutoka kwa kijana aliyekuwa akinitupia nyavu siku nyingi kidogo. Ni takriban miezi nane sasa tangu nitemane na my BF, baada ya kunitenda. Sasa nimeona nitoke...
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Unahisi girl/boyfriend wako ana mshikaji wa pemben. unambana akuambie ni nani. anakujibu, 'JE KAMA DINGI YAKO?'
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ndani ya chumba cha mtihani,, pepa ndo imeshakugonga....... lecturer anaekusimamia juzijuzi 2 ametoka kugundua kuwa unamnyokoa binti yake
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Msomaji wa uzii huu picha yako nimeiona katika kipindi cha kumbukumbu tbc,cha watu ambao walikwisha fariki sasa sina uhakika kama ni wewe ,ila kama siyomewe nisamee kumbe duniani ni...
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Tunapoelekea kufikisha miaka 50 tangu Uhuru wa Nchi hii, hebu tukumbushane matukio/jambo/suala/picha/kituko/vimbwanga iwe katika nyanja ya Burudani, Starehe, Michezo, kijamii ambayo kwa akili ya...
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Mchaga na mpemba wote wafanya biashara wakiwa moro ktk mnada walibook chumba kimoja gesti kwa kuwa kote kulijaa...huku kila mmoja akikaa ktk pembe ya kitanda na kumtolea macho mwenzie....mpemba...
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Tangu vita ya kumng'oa Gaddafi ianze na hatimaye kumuua sijawahi kusikia mke wake akitajwa au hakuwa na mke?
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Nina mpango wa kubadili ID yangu ya Mwita25 kwasababu imekaa kishamba sana. Kwahiyo, ukiwa mpiganaji mwenzangu, naomba ushauri na maoni yako juu ya jina jipya linalofaa. Mchango wako ni muhimu...
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Nina balaa gani kiumbe cha Mungu miee manake kila thread ninayoanzisha inaishia kupotezewa tu? Mweeee
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Hili kwanja lilitesa sana 1995!
I thought (and I still think) the video was amazing. Adina really hit a home run with this one. Too bad she ended up being a one hit wonder. In my opinion she is...
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Hii People !!!!This is interesting. If your nameis disinteresting pick your neighbours...but don't shout! Fantasy is allowed.
Enjoy
How sexy is your name?
According to studies, the...
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Ooooh My God!...siku kama ya leo nikitokea sehemu fulan nilikuja hapa duniani kutalii na kujikuta nalowea,...nimewakuta watu wakarimu na wakorofi pia,wazuri na wabaya,...ol in ol ni hawa watu...
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Health Warning LabelsHealth warning labels (HWL), either mandated by governments or provided voluntarily by alcohol producers in a number of countries, are used to offer directional information...
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A Husband and Wife, Both were very happy over the twelve pound baby boy that was born to them. Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up the editor of a famous newspaper and reported...
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War is peace?
Fredom is slavery?
Ignorance is strength?
Right is wrong?
Kikwete is president?
Why my niggaz ain't get that national cake?
Why are you even alive?
Tell me why.mia
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Thursday, February 10 12:27 am
Residents in Malawi's financial capital Blantyre have reacted angrily at government attempts to criminalize farting in public. The Local Courts Bill, to be...
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