JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
MHINDI, mwarabu na mchaga ambao kwa
kawaida ni wafanya biashara walikutana ili
kufanya utaratibu wa kuwasaidia masikini!
Mwarabu akasema mimi nachora duara,
nikirusha pesa juu zitakazodondokea...
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nipo ugenini,nimepanga nyumba ila kwakuwa sijabahatika kuoa,kwa roho safi nimeamua kumchukua mshkaji wangu niliyekuwa nae mtaani tuishi wote kuendeleza mapambano ya maisha!kinachonikera mshkaji...
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Giant Asteroid to Buzz Earth Tuesday; When and How to See It
As big as an aircraft carrier, 2005 YU55 will pass inside the moon's orbit, the first asteroid this size to get so close since 1976.
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ndo ule mswaada wa kameruni waziri aukubali.utaamsha hisia zako ili kujiandaa kushughulikiana?.mia
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nawasilisha
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Dada mwenye mtoto mchanga aliingia ndani ya basi kupitia mlango ulio karibu na...
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A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to...
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Jogoo alianza kumkimbiza
kuku huku akilini mwake
akiwaza, "nikimpata
atakiona cha mtema kuni
lakini nikimkosa nitajifanya
natia zoezi." Kuku naye
akawa anawaza
"nikisimama nitaonekana...
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jaman ndugu zangu, hakuna mnyama mnafiki kama paka, leo niko zangu skan napiga samaki paka wa skani akaja, nikaona sio fresh ngoja nimtoe ata kichwa, mshkaji akapiga akaondoka! badae nacheki...
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I needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then
he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on...
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Kweli mlevi ni mlevi tu.kulikuwa na daktari 1 ambaye aliwakusanya walevi wa chang'aa na gongo,akawaweka kwenye room 1 na kuanza kuwaeleza madhara ya hizo pombe,kuwathibitishia kuwa pombe ina...
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1.Sister duu alkuwa ndani ya daladala, tumbo likaanza kumsumbua coz ya gesi. Demu akaona bora ajambe kwa kufuata biti la mziki.... Dah, kweli kajamba kufuata biti freshy na tumbo...
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Nyie Wangoni msiibe mafuta ya mkandarasi... :)
(Bunge Mkutano wa 5, kikao cha 2)
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Rastaman was sunbathing nude on the beach.When a little girl came towards him.So he covered himself with a newspaper.She came up to him and asked 'wah yuh ave undah de newspaper? Thinking quickly...
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A new generation of Alarm Clock now in the Markets...
A New technology coming
Alarm Clock
Wake Up !!!
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Vilaza wenzangu duniani tutumie siku hii kujiendeleza. Na kujisomea. Ila kumbuka kusoma ni kuelewa kukesha ni Mbwembwe. All the best form two student in your exams.
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A counterfeiter decided that the easiest way to pass off his phony $18 bills would be to unload them in some small rural town, so he drove until he found a tiny town with a single general...
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Kuna jamaa mmoja kaikoleza kichizi bangi si ikamtuma avue nguo zote na akaenda kwenye kioo kujitazama akajiona kama kavaa suti akatoka kama alivyo mpaka kwa masela wake kwa kujidai kweli...
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