JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Kuna jamaa alikuwa na matatizo ya uzazi, alipokwenda kwa dokta akapimwa, lakini dokta akazippenda korodani za mshkaji kutokana na size yake,akaamua kuzichukua na kuziweka kama kumbukumbu, in...
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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol...
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Katika shule moja mwalimu wa uraia akiwa darasani anakata pindi, maongezi yalikuwa hivi na wanafunzi.
Mwalimu: raisi wa kwanza wa Tanzania ni Nye
wanafunzi: Kunyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Bofya hapa chini
Hilarious prank call Ever - YouTube
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(Q);What is the most erotic number? (A);2110593! (Q);Why? (A);When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion,they will know within 5 weeks whether or not after 9 months they will be 3.
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yahee, ukiona kunguru mjini ujue wakufugwa huyo! Ana wenyewe.
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Wana Jf tafadhali naomba kutafsiriwa hii taarifa maana kiingereza sikiwezi nimetumiwa mda si mrefu ila nahisi kama nimeshinda mahela.
ATTN:Honourable Beneficiary.
Dear Beneficiary,
We are...
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Pals,
It has just come to my Notice that some of us are not really living our Normal Lives.
How the hell can someone spent over 50% of his monthly income on Rent only.
Buguruni mbona kuna nyumba...
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Mdau mkubwa wa MMU Elia nakupa pole sana kwa misukosuko ya angani iliyokupata ukiwa kwa Obama.
(Tusingekuwa na wewe leo hii)
Mungu ni mkubwa na amekuokoa. (Yakupasa ukamshukuru mungu kanisani...
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nina rafiki mmoja anamchumba wake ambaye anampenda sana ila hakujua kama mchumba wake naye ana mpenda basi aliamua kumtega,kwanza alizima sim yake kwa muda wa wiki 1 kisha akaiwasha muda huo huo...
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Usiku mwema kwa wenzangu walalao sahizi.karibuni tule daku wenye imani kama yangu.namalizia kwa kusema.NAWAPENDA WOTE
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Kingasti Dear
the first time you caught this inquisitive eye of mine was
because of those sexy provocative lips of yours
My interest in you was piqued
for the first time katika ile thread ya...
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WAKATI WANADAMU WANAKUWAZIA KUSHINDWA MUNGU ANAKUWAZIA KUSHINDA,
WAKATI WANAWAZA KUANGUKA KWAKO MUNGU ANAWAZA KUKUINUA MBELE YA MACHO YAO,
WAKATI WANAWAZA JINSI GANI YA KUKUANGAMIZA MUNGU...
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Dah!
Hivi unakumbuka kipindi kile upo shule na mpenzi wako, mapenzi moto moto.
Ikifika likizo tu, na mapenzi nayo yanakwenda likizo mpaka mtakapo fungua tena shule...!!!?
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Njemba tano zilikuwa zinawania ubingwa wa kunuka dhidi ya beberu(mbuzi dume) kila aliyeingia mlango uridushiwa jamaa wa kwanza aliingia kwa muda usiopungua sekunde 56 akatoka mbio na kuliacha...
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jamaa mmoja alikwenda hospitalini,alivyofika kwa dokta mazungumzo yalikuwa hivi,
Dokta,:sema mgonjwa unasumbuliwa na nini?
Jamaa:uume wangu hausimami.
Docta:una mke?
Jamaa:hapana
Dokta:una...
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What motivates you to stick with it when things get tough at work?
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kwa siku chache zilizopita nimekuwa nikifurahishwa sana na hawa wataalum wa
mashahiri na Ngonjera (Old school way)
kweli kama ni vipaji wanavyo na wamebarikiwa ..
Ni vizuri kama tungewashukuru...
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