After terrific struggles,the student finally finished his examination paper, and then, at the end, he wrote;'Dear Professor- If you sell any of my answers to the funny paper, i expect you to split...
Unatakiwa kufikisha at least ndizi 50 kutoka kashozi kwenda katerero,umbali wa kilometa 100.Kashozi kuna mzigo wa ndizi 300 na usafiri uliopo ni wa kutumia Ngamia.Kwa kila kilometa 1,ngamia huyo...
Mtoto anamuuliza baba yake;'baba,hivi ni kweli kila hadithi lazima ianze kwa maneno,"hapo zamani za kale......"? Baba mtoto akajibu;hapana mwanangu,hadithi nyingine zinaanza kwa...
Ziro katumiwa barua ya kimapenzi na mpenzi wake.Kwa sababu ziro hajui kusoma,aliomba msaada kwa rafiki yake amsomee kwa sauti ili apate ujumbe uliomo baruani.Ili kumdhibiti jamaa asisikie ujumbe...
JOB APPLICATION
I am apply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of Shoprite. I complete to Grade 8 examination certificate in 1997.
I am 27 ears to be Born of age and no...
..... ni mchezaji wa Mpira wa Kikapu nchini Marekani Dwight Howard. Alianzia ziara yake mjini Monduli kwa Mbunge Lowasa kabla ya kuelekea Ikulu kumsalimia Rais wa nchi J.K.
Hivi wakuu hii...
katika majina yaliyomo kwenye simu zenu nyie kina kaka.
Ni kundi gani la watu linaongoza %ge wise.
1. Family Members?
2. Work mates?
3. Normal friends?
4. Business partner?
4. Women to date.?/...
A man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather and while eating the breakfast of eggs and bacon prepared for him, he noticed a film-like substance on his plate.
So he says, "Grandfather, are...
wakuu swala la ukabila kuongoza nchi haliepukiki,nilikuwa nasoma magazine kutoka south africa jinsi waqosa walivyo na uwezo mkubwa wa kuongoza nchi,mandela na thabo mbeki waote ni waqosa,jacob...
Kijana alikwenda kukopa kwa Baba sh 50 na Mama sh 50 akawa na sh 100, akaenda kununua vitu vya sh 97 akabaki na sh 3, akarudi akampa Baba sh 1 na Mama 1, na yeye akabaki na sh 1, kwa hiyo Baba...
Jamani hivi tunakwenda wapi? hili zoezi la kuwa kila siku viongozi wa serikali wanafurutisha, je hiyo kasma imetoka wapi na sasa hata balozi zimeanza huu mchezo. Hivi ikifika shughuli za madhehebu...
Salaaam wana jf, kuna kitu nimekuwa nikijiuliza hivi kuzaa/kuzaliwa mtu handsome kwa wanaume na beutiful kwa wanawake je nini sababu?
1. Je inategemea na wazazi kuwa beutiful na handsome?
2.Ni...
Katika kupitia maoni na mada mbali mbali zinazojadiliwa kwenye JF nimegundua jambo moja la msingi amablo watu wengi lazima hulijadili nalo ni la Dini .
Dini imechukuwa nafasi kubwa kwenye...
when I was a KID:
Pussy meant CAT,
Sex meant GENDER,
Bitch was a FEMALE DOG,
Dick was a NAME,
BJ was a NICK-NAME,
Bang was a SOUND,
Rubber was just like PLASTIC,
Ass was an ANIMAL,
Screw...
Hivi dunia hii ni yako au umekodi? Asubuhi umeamka hukusali, mchana umepita hukumshukuru MUNGU na usi ku huu unataka kulala bila kuomba, hebu amka usali ndipo ulale.
Glasses for Work
I came home from work last night exhausted. I said to my wife, "I need my glasses checked. I'm so nearsighted I nearly worked myself to death."
Perplexed, the wife asked...
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