Habari zenu wandugu..Tusichoshane kwa maelezo mareeefu back to the topic.
Utamjuaje mtu ambaye anaekusaliti kwa kudate with someone else ilihali upo nae katika relationship?
Au kumjua kama...
Naanza kwa kuwatakia jumapili njema,na kwa wale ndugu zetu waislam nawatakia mfungo mwema! Kuna mada ambayo naomba leo mnisaidie: wasichana wengi wa kitanzania siku hizi hawana mapenzi ya kweli...
niaje wana jf,
kuna this woman we have been knwoing each other kwa muda mrefu sasa, anaelekea umri wa 30s soon, bt she is not married or having any serious relationship, ana elimu, a well paying...
IGWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Najua mada kama hizi mnanitoa na race kama sio relay na mishale yenye sumu za kinuclear!!!!!!!! LOL! Lakini...
HAYA JAMANI MARAFIKI WOOOOOOOOTE WA JAMVI HILI NAWATAKIA SIKU NJEMA YA MARAFIKI DUNIANI.
LOVE YOU ALL DEARS.
NAKUOMBA BAK NIWEKEE VIBAO VYA KUSINDIKIZA SALAM ZANGU ZA SIKU YA MARAFIKI DUNIANI...
Wadau me nimehitilafiana na mke wang hadi kupelekea kugombana na hatimae ameend kwao kusema.Baba mkwe anasema kila mmoja aandike barua ya maelezo nn kimepelekea kugombana zen barua hzo zitumwe...
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his
movements
So whats so hard about that
?
HOW...
Habari wana MMU.
Hivi katika hali ya kawaida is it right kumwambia dada au mwanamke umemtamani badala ya kumdanganya umempenda (Mkikutana kwa mara ya kwanza)!!
Maana kwa experience yangu ukikutana...
wakuu eeh mi nina miaka 27 xaxa na tang nimetok na mabnt 2 tang nianz mapenz nikiw na miak 18,.idad hii ni inversely propotional na mabnt niliowatongoza..huu ni mwak wa 3 sjawah kuw na mpenz jap...
A kindergarten
teacher decided to let her
class play a game. The
teacher told each child in
the class to bring along a plastic bag containing a few
potatoes. Each potato will
be given a name...
mi mzima..we kam hujaoa wala kuolew na sku moja una ndoto wa kuw na ndoa yako,.je unatarajia kuoa/kuolew na mume/mke mweny sifa zipi? na kwa nin unapend kuoa/kuolewa na mke/mume mweny sifa hzo...
CONDOM - care of luv
PREGNANCY - proof of luv
SEX - experience of luv
BREAST - shape of luv
KISS - heat of luv
VGNA - depth of luv
PENIS - length of luv
AIDS - ?????????????????????????
Tangu nianze kupiga pesa ndeyfuu mademu walionipa tabu kitambo wananitumia mimeseji na kunipigia simu eti nimewatupa. Hawa vimeo sijui hawajitambui nafasi zao au?
mm ni kijana ambae mtanashati,mcheshi nilikua na msichana wngu ambaye anaitwa glory first time nilimuona church coz nina sali naye nikajaribu kumuomba namba yke alinipa tukawa tunawasiliana kila...
BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER
*****************************
Dear Wife,
Im writing you this letter to tell you that Im
leaving you forever. Ive been a good man to you
for 7 years & I have nothing to...
habari zenu wana jf, nawaombeni msaada imetokea kumpenda sana bint wakisomali ivi kuna mtu alishawahi kua na uhusiano na msomali humu ndani? (boy/girl) nahitaji anipe mawaidha kidogo maana nikweli...
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