Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use...
Habari zenu JF!
Si vibaya tukazoea kuweka kumb kumb kwa haya:
1- Wale wana ndoa baada ya ku do unaandika leo nime....mara....
2-Wale wasioa wakizini nao waandike leo nime .... Mara....
3- Hili...
MAPAMBANO dhidi ya Ukimwi yanaendelea kwa kasi nchini, elimu, matangazo ya kuhimiza uaminifu na kujikinga, upimaji wa hiari pamoja na uwepo wa Tume ya Taifa ya Kudhibiti Ukimwi Tanzania (TACAIDS)...
kupenda kuoa mwanamke mrembo kuliko wote ambaye hayupo
ukosefu wa fedha unaoweza kusababishwa na ukosefu wa ajira ya uhakika
kujiringanisha na wanaume wengine ambao wana mafanikio ya juu...
A story is told about a soldier who was finally coming home after having fought in Vietnam.
He called his parents from San Francisco. "Mom and Dad, I'm coming home, but I've a favor to ask. I...
Girls are like internet virus, enter in your life, scan your pockets, transfer your money, edit your mind, download problems, delete your happiness, be aware.
KILA mtu ana haki ya kuwa na familia. Hakuna apaswaye kumsumbua mwingine kwa namna yoyote.
Mungu ametuleta duniani tuzae ili tuongezeke, lakini hakututuma tuzae bila mpango ili tuwategemee...
Marriage is the only battle field where two enemies sleep together
My Dear Colleagues Please take two minutes off and read the Story
For Me, Yes, I would have passed the test!
Will u pass...
Ndugu zangu wapendwa... Habarini za jioni?!
Imekuwa ni kasumba yangu na pengine hata kwa wanaume wenzangu (ambao wako wazi kuzungumzia ukweli kuhusu wao) kwamba, kila akipita mwanamke/msichana...
Wapenzi nawatakia Ijumaa njema na weekend yote kwa ujumla nadhani itakuwa njema sana hasa nikiangalia ndio mwisho wa mwezi wenyewe kwa wale wenzangu walio katika ajira na wale mabiziness man...
Jamani nimepatata tetesi kutoka vyanzo vya habari kuwa etiiii Da Sophy alikosea kuhesabu tarehe wiki mbili zijazo ndio anaweza kujifungua. Madaktari wamempima na kuona kuwa hana tatizo tumuombeeni...
Humu JF utasikia baba mzima ana watoto na familia yake anauliza pumba mpaka unaboreka, eti hausi geli wangu ananitega, marta namtamani mamamkwe mara nini sijui...
Those are personal issues...
Umesha wahi kuhudhuria promosheni za Heineken?
kuna mabinti wakatika hao ni balaa.
kila nikiwa bar, halafu Heineken wakiwa wanafanya promotion zao, walah muda wote wa shoo Mzee Juma anakuwa...
Hili jambo lilimpata rafiki yangu..ni mvulana mwenye umri unaostahili kuoa.Na yuko na rafiki yake ambae wameishi pamoja toka utotoni that is wa kiume pia.Wote wako na mademu ambao pia ni marafiki...
..."This thing between woman legs makes things really happen"...
Huu ni moja wapo ya mistari ninayoikumbuka sana kwenye novel hii marufu. naomba kama kuna mdau anayejua inapopatikana novel hii...
saal kwa jina na bwana anayetuweka hai... nina raha kubwa kurudi kundini na hasa enzi zile nikiwa mchanga JF....
Leo nikiwa lunch chini ya muti, nilipata bahati ya kumuangali dada mmoja akiongea...
My LORD, when I go to church These days, my Mind goes to only one thing- Sucking the boobs of a sexy Woman.
Why?
I see too many exposed boobs and the church girls seems to hide only the nipples...
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