Should be sung to traditional Here Comes the Bride song.
German composer Richard Wagner wrote this song. The name of this song is "Bridal Chorus" though in English-speaking countries it is more...
Mandugu pamoja na uelewa wangu mdogo na utembeaji wangu mdogo nje na ndani ya nchi, Sijawahi kuona au kusikia Wana forums fulani wamekutana kama au kupendana kama JF, je, dada, kaka, mama, baba ...
A Wife is like a TV
A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE
At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take your MOBILE
No money, u sell the TV, got money u change your MOBILE
Sometimes u enjoy TV, but...
Whatever"Whatever you give a woman, she is going to multiply.If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.If you give her groceries, she'll give...
Whatever"Whatever you give a woman, she is going to multiply.If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.If you give her groceries, she'll give...
Wakuu hapa ofin kwetu bwana kuna dada mmoja tabia yake me inanikera sana. Kiukweli ni mchangamfu na funny ila anachoboa antabia ya kuomba sana. Tukitoka kwenda lunch mfano mkikaa anaweza kuagiza...
Kwenu nyie wana JF hususan mlioko kwenye mahusiano ya urafiki wa kimapenzi na ndoa na ambao ni wadau wakubwa wa MMU, je mwenzako anajua kama uko hapa? Anajua jina utumialo? Na wewe je unajua kama...
Na kama bado unapitia
umebook wangapi
embu wapenzi tukushane we ulie oa mpaka umefikia kwa mkeo umepitia wangapi na ulieolewa umepitiwa na wangapi...je na kama uko na vingast wako wangapi
hii...
Kuanzia nimebalehe, kila msichana nikimuuliza mimi ni bwana wako wa ngapi, utasikia we ni bwana wangu wa pili... akizidi sana utasikia wa nne.
je mimi nina bahati gani ya kuwa napata wanawake...
Jamani hii story yangu imefutika gafla ktk mtandao, sijui sababu ni ni, hapa tuko huru kuzungumzia mambo ya mapenzi yanayotusibu sisi au marafiki zetu, sasa hii inanihusu mimi mwenyewe kosa langu...
Kabla ya mtu kuoa au kuolewa ni lazima anakuwa na vigezo vyake lakini mara baada ya kuanza maisha wengine hugundua kuwa aidha walikuwa sahihi au siyo sahihi kipindi walipotoa ridhaa zao na kwa...
Binti huyu tulifahamiana tangu tukiwa o level.
Tukawa marafiki wa kukutanisha viungo vya uzazi.
Akaendelea na high skul na mimi nikaenda kusoma chuo cha ufundi Mbeya MTC.
Nikapata bahati ya kwenda...
JAMANI kama mjuavyo vijana wa JF wameanza na moto wa kuoa kwa kuoana
so si mbaya ni vyema wakiwa na familia wakawa wamepaata ka background fulani
cha familia anayoenda kuikwaa.....
Leo hii...
Hayaaaaa jamani nimerudi tena na bakora hapa kuna jamaa kaniambia niwaulize wanajamii kuhusu hiyo kitu ya juu hapo. ''kama mke wako wa ndoa kila siku anasema hajisikii kukupa chakila ya night club...
Mambo vipi wana JF!!
Ni siku nyingine tena ya Alhamis tulivu kwangu!! Wakati nakuja kwa ofisi mara ikapita GUTA kuna dada mmoja kakaa juu yake na mizigo yake michache,I think alikuwa anawahishwa...
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.
Then...
Nimepata habari mbaya na za kusikitisha kuna mama mmoja amefia Rombo Green View maeneo ya Shekilango akiwa na hawala. Inasemekana mama huyo alikuwa hapo anavinjari na huyo hawala ambaye ni staff...