Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Teargass]

Modern living ya kusomba mavi kwenda kumwaga

We have sewerage services bongolala. Hizo exhauster trucks unaona hapo ni za wale wenye bado hawajakuwa connected na sewerage line kama Kibera slum.

 

[President of China]

We have sewerage services bongolala. Hizo exhauster trucks unaona hapo ni za wale wenye bado hawajakuwa connected na sewerage line kama Kibera slum.

sewage system ya Kenya ni watu kubeba madumu ya mavi kutoka kwenye vyoo 👇 👇 👇 👇 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[nairobae]

Nyumba ambayo hauwezi kuifikia na gari au tuktuk. 🤣🤣 Hii dar nayo ni real slum kweli. 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Hakuna, Dar is slum choo na jikoni zote ziko nje. Mko stone aje bado, hata Kenyan villages has better houses than Dar houses.

Hauna akili bwege machafu chafu,so hapo ni kijijini?

 

[President of China]

Nyumba ambayo hauwezi kuifikia na gari au tuktuk. 🤣🤣 Hii dar nayo ni real slum kweli. 🤣🤣🤣

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Primitive life only exists in Nairobi

 

[nairobae]

Primitive life only exists in Nairobi

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Hii title inafaa ibadilishwe ikue Dar vs Kibera.

 

[Mpwimbe]

Middle class toilet in Dar is a slum in 2025. 🤣🤣

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As a Health inspector, I see no problem with this toilet

 

[President of China]

Hii title inafaa ibadilishwe ikue Dar vs Kibera.

We all know 85% of Nairobi's population lives in Kibera. You can't separate Nairobi from Kibera. Kibera is Nairobi and Nairobi is Kibera 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[The best 007]

Wanalazimisha tufanane na haiwezekani. 🤣🤣 They have been squatting kama machura in their lifetime.

Tutafanana kivipi wakati nyie mnakunya kwenye mifuko!!?

 

[The best 007]

Yeah squat is common in Tanzania not in Dar alone, so what's the problem?

Wao Wana squat kwenye mifuko.

 

[nairobae]

Teargass come ucheki bedsitter ikona latrine ndani ya nyumba. 🤣🤣🤣 Maajabu ya dar is a slum.

 

[The best 007]

Tupe maneno 🤣🤣🤣👇👇👇

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Basi hapo watapambana kinoma ili nao wajifunze hizi cartoon zako, alafu mbn kibera umeipendelea hivyo? Hakuna nyumba nzr kama hzo kibera mzee.

 

[President of China]

Teargass come ucheki bedsitter ikona latrine ndani ya nyumba. 🤣🤣🤣 Maajabu ya dar is a slum.

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Nairobi kama Nairobi 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇

 

[President of China]

Basi hapo watapambana kinoma ili nao wajifunze hizi cartoon zako, alafu mbn kibera umeipendelea hivyo? Hakuna nyumba nzr kama hzo kibera mzee.

Uwezo kaka. Hawana huo uwezo.

 

[nairobae]

As a Health inspector, I see no problem with this toilet

Mr. Health Inspector wapi flushing system ya hii choo?

 

[President of China]

Mr. Health Inspector wapi flushing system ya hii choo?

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👇 👇 👇 👇 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 nairobae

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Teargass come ucheki bedsitter ikona latrine ndani ya nyumba. 🤣🤣🤣 Maajabu ya dar is a slum.

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I heard it’s very vital to have comfortable shoes when you are a toilet squatter 🤣🤣🤣

 

[President of China]

I heard it’s very vital to have comfortable shoes when you are a toilet squatter 🤣🤣🤣
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Jamaa ya Hawaii 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Brain yako ni full Kibera

 

[Mpwimbe]

Mr. Health Inspector wapi flushing system ya hii choo?

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AS per health regulations, its all about flowing water and liquid soap.

 

[nairobae]

I heard it’s very vital to have comfortable shoes when you are a toilet squatter 🤣🤣🤣
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Umeamua kumaliza mnyonge. 🤣🤣