Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[nairobae]

AS per health regulations, its all about flowing water and liquid soap.

Nyumba haina hata sink ya kuosha mikono ukitoka choo au hua munaosha mikono Kwa sink ya jikoni. Na unajiita health inspector.

 

[President of China]

Umeamua kumaliza mnyonge. 🤣🤣

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 nairobae tuambie maisha yako yakoje. Maana dunia inajua wakenya maisha yenu ni magumu

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Jamaa ya Hawaii 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Brain yako ni full Kibera

Today i learned Kibera and Dar have many similarities ( but at-least Kibera in under modernization.) no wonder y’all mention Kibera left, right and center…you feel right at home 🤣🤣

 

[President of China]

Nyumba haina hata sink ya kuosha mikono ukitoka choo au hua munaosha mikono Kwa sink ya jikoni. Na unajiita health inspector.

Haya tuoneshe hapa hiyo sink 👇👇👇🤣🤣🤣

 

[President of China]

Today i learned Kibera and Dar have many similarities ( but at-least Kibera in under modernization.) no wonder y’all mention Kibera left, right and center…you feel right at home 🤣🤣

We all know Kibera is Nairobi and Nairobi is Kibera 👈 👈 👈 👈 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Mpwimbe]

Nyumba haina hata sink ya kuosha mikono ukitoka choo au hua munaosha mikono Kwa sink ya jikoni. Na unajiita health inspector.

Wewe jamaa ni kiazi kweli


Kwanza unazungumzia nyumba ya aina gani?

Kuna regular houses ambazo the first target is eradication of OPEN DEFECATION, au huko kwenu mmezoea mnaita FLYING TOILETS.

Kenya imejaa mavyoo ya nje, watu wanapanga foleni.

Mtu ana choo chake, una-look down as if you have something better.

Mnakula Githeri na sukuma halafu mnatumia mavyoo ya kukaa
Mnanuka ovyoo

 

[Mpwimbe]

I heard it’s very vital to have comfortable shoes when you are a toilet squatter 🤣🤣🤣
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But, kukaliza Makagari kwenye choo cha kukaa ukiwa umekula GITHERI siyo shida.

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Mix and match 🤣🤣🤣

 

[President of China]

The bitter truth 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇​

All Nairobi residents live in Kibera, except for Indians and Somalis.

 

[Mpwimbe]

Mix and match 🤣🤣🤣
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We have a higher GDP, and Africa's 6th powerful economy.

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

The bitter truth 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇​

All Nairobi residents live in Kibera, except for Indians and Somalis.

Have you yet squatted today ?… 🤣🤣

 

[President of China]

Mix and match 🤣🤣🤣
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Source ya picha yako hii hapa 👇👇👇👇🤣🤣🤣 Poor GOVI BOY

 

[President of China]

Have you yet squatted today ?… 🤣🤣

Maisha ya wakenya ni ya Pigs 👇 👇 👇 👇 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

We have a higher GDP, and Africa's 6th powerful economy.View attachment 3321941

A mkokoteni does not negate our GDP facts but 99% of Tanzanians are toilet squatters. ( Choo za shimo kwa nyumba ni mambo ya last century)..now that’s a fact

 

[President of China]

A mkokoteni does not negate our GDP facts but 99% of Tanzanians are toilet squatters. ( Choo za shimo kwa nyumba ni mambo ya last century)..now that’s a fact

👇 👇 👇 👇 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[NDINDA]

Maisha ya wakenya ni ya Pigs 👇 👇 👇 👇 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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Ukute ni msaada.

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Only in Tanzania 🇹🇿 where a third world style toilet inside a rental property is advertised as the most attractive amenity. Something not right. That’s a sign of extreme poverty. I seriously feel sorry for you guys. Ask Mama to do something about it .

 

[Mpwimbe]

A mkokoteni does not negate our GDP facts but 99% of Tanzanians are toilet squatters. ( Choo za shimo kwa nyumba ni mambo ya last century)..now that’s a fact

😂😂

 

[President of China]

Only in Tanzania 🇹🇿 where a third world style toilet inside a rental property is advertised as the most attractive amenity. Something not right. That’s a sign of extreme poverty. I seriously feel sorry for you guys. Ask Mama to do something about it .

Donated by Michigan 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇 👇

 

[President of China]

Only in Tanzania 🇹🇿 where a third world style toilet inside a rental property is advertised as the most attractive amenity. Something not right. That’s a sign of extreme poverty. I seriously feel sorry for you guys. Ask Mama to do something about it .

👇 👇 👇 👇 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣