Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[nairobae]

High school mnayo toka lini ninyi mazombi?

Rudi umalize shule kwanza.

 

[chongchung]

Inabadilisha nini wakati watu wenu wamejaa kwenye hospitali za Tanzania.

KENYA NA UGANDA WAPATA MATIBABU TANZANIA

Serikali imesema idadi ya wagonjwa kutoka nje ya nchi waliofika nchini kwa ajili ya matibabu imeongezeka hadi kufikia wagonjwa 6931 mwaka 2023......

www.itv.co.tz

President gani huyo! Au siku hizi Mzena hospital ipo Kunya na hatujui! 😂😂😂
Sasa due to security reasons ulitegemea opposition leader aende wapi, halafu wala hamkufanya matibabu yoyote zaidi ya huduma ya kwanza.

Mikunya inapenda kuforce issues kweli 😂😂 waangalie hii interview yote mtoto wa Magu anasema babake alifia Dar na kuanzia anaugua mpaka anafariki alikua Dar ila wakundustan wanavyoforce issues 😂😂


View: https://youtu.be/SsJYpX5saMM?si=j32y-PCLFgIReJNH

 

[chongchung]

Nani alimuomba, ebu tuambie?

We kibwengo huyu hawezi kufadhili the entire ministry bila proposal kutoka kwa your shitty government lamentations tena hapo mmemsumbua mno, hiyo sio program wala NGOs project, huu ufukara hata Burundi hawajauexperience bado 😂😂😂

 

[President of China]

Hii maneno yote punguza brathe

View: https://x.com/btrcernest/status/1919754637030158585?s=46

Huu ushamba utatoka mpaka lini? Currency is just a Unit of Measure.
Mfano kwenye metric measurements kuna mtu atapendelea kutumia Meter lakini mwingine Kilometer
So 1KM = 1,000M 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[chongchung]

Hio county moja ishakua Kenya nzima yet the people in your marginalized Mara region pia huvuka Kenya for medical treatment.

Wewe Mkunya bila Warren hata hiyo painkiller hupati bila Warren hakuna kibwengo atapata mshahara hapo Kunyaland, mumshukuru huyu mzungu

 

[nairobae]

NairobiWalker Si uliwaambia hii kitu jana. 🤣🤣


View: https://x.com/JohnMwa02573112/status/1919978812336390334?t=5SSVhDhNw0Rp_6Xvp_pdnA&s=19

 

[nairobae]

Huu ushamba utatoka mpaka lini? Currency is just a Unit of Measure.
Mfano kwenye metric measurements kuna mtu atapendelea kutumia Meter lakini mwingine Kilometer
So 1KM = 1,000M 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Nikutumie thao ya Kenya ulishe Kijiji yenu nzima. 🤣🤣🤣

 

[chongchung]

Kwa hivyo hio case moja imekua ni Kenya nzima? 🤣🤣
Where is bongoslum?


View: https://x.com/AfricaFactsZone/status/1700562781592784906?t=GDkifqVPfuFDkgaRUzeTyw&s=19



View: https://x.com/AfricaFactsZone/status/1793730157502730501?t=shRsVsROXlCwqpPWecwHyQ&s=19

Kichaka chenu ni huku tu kwenye data ila ground inawakana 😂😂😂

 

[Lwiva]

Huu uzi wamebaki wapumbavu tu. Mwenye akili awezi kuwa kwenye huu uzi kwa sasa.

 

[concordile 101]

Vitu duni, low standards, poor quality. Vitu vya kimaskini.

Elimubya biashara hamna, ukiwa na lower currency in comparison with your neighbours inapelekea bei ya bidhaa zenu inakuwa chini hivyo kuvutia wanunuzi wengi kutoka nchi nyingine.
MFano tu nikija na dollar na kuchange kwenda tzs nilienda sokoni Nina uhakika wa kupata mzigo mkubwa kwa gharama ndogo tu

 

[concordile 101]

Vitu duni, low standards, poor quality. Vitu vya kimaskini.

Ila tuna export twice the amount mnayoexport 🤣🤣🤣
Kenya exports hazifiki 10usd bil wakat tZ ishapitisha 15usd bil

 

[chongchung]

Speaking like someone from LDC 🤣🤣


View: https://x.com/Stats_Kenya/status/1897876362523722054?t=pKaxP3XhJPftNAiv-0n6yQ&s=19

Hakuna nchi duniani singlehandedly whole ministry inakua donated entirely na 1 individual 😂😂😂 like buying a cup of coffee halafu mnasema mna budget kubwa per patient? 🤣

 

[concordile 101]

Uongo aje, kuja Kenya uone wabongo wenzako ambao wanasomea huku, especially kwa high schools.

Hakuna wabongo wanaokuja sasa hivi kusoma ukiona mtu anasomea huko jua mzazi wake labda anamakazi huko au Kuna KAZI anafanya huko kama ilivyo kwa wakenya kibao wanaosoma tanzania

 

[chongchung]

Hii nyumba moja imekushtua. 🤣🤣🤣

Angalia page yake yote kama mna nyumba kama hizo njoo nikupe kilo ya unga 😂😂

 

[concordile 101]

Hata mitumba hua na grade.

Ndo maana mnaongoza kwa kuvaa mitumba hiyo ni dalili ya umaskini. Nguo alizovaa mwanaume mwenzako unajisifia🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[concordile 101]

Sasa nyinyi ambao munaita nyumba self contained eti ni Master munajua nini kuhusu standards. Sasa Ile siku mtajua ensuite si watu watakua wameenda Kwa dunia ingine. 🤣🤣 Washamba with low standards nyinyi, hata dawa si hua munaprefer za Kenya expensive kwasababu ni better than hizo zenu low standards.

Sikiliza hii yaan tuwape msaada wa sawa halafu tuprefer kununua kwenu. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[nairobae]

Ila tuna export twice the amount mnayoexport 🤣🤣🤣
Kenya exports hazifiki 10usd bil wakat tZ ishapitisha 15usd bil

Cha muhimu ni we have a positive trade balance na nyinyi.

 

[nairobae]

Angalia page yake yote kama mna nyumba kama hizo njoo nikupe kilo ya unga 😂😂

Kwani modern architecture ndio inafika bongoslum sahii, wacha ushamba. Hakuna nchi inaweza bishana na Kenya Kwa real estate in this region.

 

[chongchung]

Kwani modern architecture ndio inafika bongoslum sahii, wacha ushamba. Hakuna nchi inaweza bishana na Kenya Kwa real estate in this region.

Real-estate hizi? Hata hivyo muwashukuru sana wachina

 

[President of China]

Nikutumie thao ya Kenya ulishe Kijiji yenu nzima. 🤣🤣🤣

Ksh is not Tsh. thao yako haifanyikazi TZ.