Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Eti tunapewa chapati na ugali? Tunapewa na nani bongolala? I know it hurts to live in a country with the highest extreme poverty rates in the region. Si kosa lako

Elchapo kaongoo anagawa chapati kwa kundu dwellers wote.

Huku baba akiendelea kupasua mlima. Yote hii ni vita ya kichaa mwenzao wa wamunyoro.

Hivi uchaguzi hapo kunyaland ni wiki ijayo au mwezi ujao!? Naona mambo yana chemka sanaaa.
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Elchapo kaongoo anagawa chapati kwa kundu dwellers wote.

Huku baba akiendelea kupasua mlima. Yote hii ni vita ya kichaa mwenzao wa wamunyoro.

Hivi uchaguzi hapo kunyaland ni wiki ijayo au mwezi ujao!? Naona mambo yana chemka sanaaa.
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You simply looking for relevancy and attention
 
Sure, with 2.5m residents, flying toilets poverty na ufukara.
Poverty is everywhere. That's why after analysis, WB determined that Tanzania leads in extreme poverty in the region. How about that bongolala? Don't worry about poverty in Kibera. The situation is worse back home in Tanganyika
 
So you are now English huh,😄😄😄
Umewahi kuona namna mzungu akiongea kiswahili vile ana sound funny kwetu native swahili speakers? Hivyo ndivyo wewe Mkunya unavyoonekana ukiongea kingereza chako chenye accent ya kijaluo mbele ya Native English speakers, no matter how hard you try fake it, you sound funny. There's nothing to be ashamed of nonetheless, native English speakers already have in their mind that it's not your mother tongue, so they try their best to come down to your level.
Don't be delusional.
Why pretend American ikiwa Mimi ni Mhehe wa Iringa mate, I am not English, neither am I American, whatever I speak and write I just don't give ass* rat.
Your defense is weak , the jury has spoken. Just accept and appreciate my help and move on. I have made mistakes in Swahili and someone has come to my rescue. I like that … am not trying to embarrass you so if you wanna use American slang , suit yourself . we all here to learn from each other .. now go get that paper and make it rain in da club !… 😄
 
Poverty is everywhere. That's why after analysis, WB determined that Tanzania leads in extreme poverty in the region. How about that bongolala? Don't worry about poverty in Kibera. The situation is worse back home in Tanganyika

Not everywhere, there are countries in Africa poverty is now a fairy tale.
But for Kenya, ni ufukara, and fyi Not only Kibera mate, there are other countless slums in Nairobi, and all other your glorified villages and towns.
We both know Kenya is poor everywhere,
Kule north pokot na garisa ndio turkana thousands are starving to death,
When someone donates food mnataka kuuana kwa kugombania.
Ule ufukara upo pwani ya Kenya only God knows.
Toka Boarder ya Horohoro, upite kote ukunda Hadi Mombasa ni ufukara wa kutupwa,

When was your last time you say Tanzanians receiving food donations?

Imagine today 2025, 4% of Kenyans infected with Jiggers , yaani mna mafunza miguuni na mikononi, ufukara wa namna Gani huu? .Huko bungoma na Kakamega wote mna mafunza, magonjwa ya kimaskini kabisa
You are living in a fantasy. Tukiwapa uhalisia kwa ground mnakimbilia vidata vya kujiconsole.
 
Your defense is weak , the jury has spoken. Just accept and appreciate my help and move on. I have made mistakes in Swahili and someone has come to my rescue. I like that … am not trying to embarrass you so if you wanna use American slang , suit yourself . we all here to learn from each other .. now go get that paper and make it rain in da club !… 😄
are all Kenyans this stupid?
 
Vitu Mibongolala havipendi. Watashinda hapa wakitaja Kibera usiku na mchana.

Africa's Silicon Savannah
Imagine Nairobi haina city mobile application for public Transport, Dar has Mwendokasi app and uses Swahili Language. You just use your phone, scan and access BRT buses. This mobile application uses GIS to suggests a nearest bus Station you can Board from. Where in Nairobi the advanced city!😅😅

Dar BRT buses have buffering location based services (LBS) that have automated sounds anouncing the next bus Station
Where in Nairobi? The technologically advanced City in Africa


Nairobi doesn't have a city card that her residents may use to access public amenities like trains, buses, stadiums, bus terminal, public parks or even some touristic buildings. Eg. Ile KICC, Uhuru park, central park, commuter train and maybe some matatus. IMAGINE KWENYE COMMUTER Trains zao Kuna watu wanakuja kukusanya ticket mikononi na kusign😅😂. Juzi hapa kijana katupwa nje ya Matatu kisa hana 30bob😂.

In Dar we have NCARD, utatumia kuaccess ferries, football stadiums anywhere in Tanzania, bus Terminals. There is Mwendokasi card kwa wasio na Smartphones. Where in Nairobi the most technically advanced city😂😂

Talk of Robotic Traffic lights that produce sounds and some use AI technology that all over 20+ km of kilwa road and Kawawa road. In Nairobi even simple traffic lights hazifanyi kazi in many areas. Nairobi bado ina many roundabouts na traffic man juu wa kucontrol magari😅

There is no single mobile application in Kenya that you can pay for all Government services online and no printed receipts needed. In Tanzania we GePG that we pay for all Government services, imeunganishwa na Mpesa or Banks applications

Imagine kenya hadi leo wanatumia NHIF card kupata matibabu. In Tanzania just have your National ID number and you are ready for treatments

Kenyans when the land from abroad, are always in long lines to get their Passport stamped. In Tanzania Airports there is E border pass technology, you just scan your Passport and go.


Endeleeni kuamini propagandas za wanasiasa za wazungu na online statistics zao.
Truth be told, Tanzania is technically advanced than kenya. Kama unabisha leta evidence of what is advanced in Nairobi and not found in Tanzania
Najua unaongelea startups za wazungu, huyu katoboa ukweli wote hapa

View: https://youtu.be/bDCnGSTs-Og?si=XHo8rFBdVfMJjn7G
 
Ohhh nananana , nananana , .. eeeegh , Goodbye!…please don’t let the door hit your head on your way out!
Time for KDF to head back and finish the job ( if Trump inks that mineral deal with DRC… the process already started) and sure hope Kenya benefits too. It would be a shame if America requested Kenyan troops and not cut a deal for us …( and I mean for Kenyan citizens not politicians personal accounts)
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Bruuh, they been there like 3 hours 😂
 
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