Confession

[Titicomb]

No over my dead body

Sasa kaa nae mbali.
Mkaushie, ukikutana nae uso wa mbuzi tu.

 

[ngalelefijo]

Gonga uyo,ila tumia kinga.Then mkapime afya wengine sio,anaweza kukupa nyenyere bure.take care

 

[Hziyech22]

Hili nalo ni la kuomba MUNGU akusaidie hujui ufanyaje kweli?

🤣🤣🤣

 

[de Gunner]

I kissed my female friend kazini.
Ilianza huyu dada ni rafiki yangu kazini na alikua ananleteaga zawadi , we hangout and i do the same , mimi i thought we are just friends ila upendo wake ndio ulikua unani shangaza because it was too much . Kila siku when we talk lazima alikua ananiambia i love you very much na mm nlikua nareply i love you too ( nikijua ni just a friend.
Sasa one day niliwahi kufika kazini na yy akawahi kufika so mm nikaenda jikoni kuchukua coffee na yeye akaja , then akaniambia haujafunga vifungo vya shati lako vizuri , nikamjibu asante babe ngoja nifunge akanisogelea akaanza kufungua vifungo vigine then akawa ana touch my boobs , nikawa nipo kwenye shock at the time then she started kissing me and kissing me , then nikarudi kwenye my sense nikamsukuma nikamwambia hapana mm sio wa hivyo nikatoka kule jikoni.
Sasa tangu hilo tukio its been weird siwezi kumuangalia usoni najitahidi kumkwepa . In short napata shida.
Sijui na yeye anapata shida ? Though she is acting normal .
Mungu wangu nisaidie sijui nifanyaje .

Duuh so unataka kusema zile response zako ulikua humaanishi?. Stop acting like hujui wewe tyr ulisha mpa greenflags kingine hapo kazini ni mademu wote maana asinge fanya huo ujinga!

 

[Kitakuta]

Sasa wewe ni me au ke? Boobs uko nazo? Naomba nione picha PM

Bad

 

[ERoni]

Nataka sitaki hizi porno mnazoziangalia zitawaharibu ubongo

Kaa kwa utulivu mkuu, nothing serious!

 

[Jay One]

Angekusaga ndio bye byee, ungekuwa unaendelea kusagwa kukobolewa kama mahindi

 

[Nedlloyd]

Njoo pm nikushauri kitu Kama hutojali

Naona unajisogezea Huduma karibu.

 

[Young fadson]

I kissed my female friend kazini.
Ilianza huyu dada ni rafiki yangu kazini na alikua ananleteaga zawadi , we hangout and i do the same , mimi i thought we are just friends ila upendo wake ndio ulikua unani shangaza because it was too much . Kila siku when we talk lazima alikua ananiambia i love you very much na mm nlikua nareply i love you too ( nikijua ni just a friend.
Sasa one day niliwahi kufika kazini na yy akawahi kufika so mm nikaenda jikoni kuchukua coffee na yeye akaja , then akaniambia haujafunga vifungo vya shati lako vizuri , nikamjibu asante babe ngoja nifunge akanisogelea akaanza kufungua vifungo vigine then akawa ana touch my boobs , nikawa nipo kwenye shock at the time then she started kissing me and kissing me , then nikarudi kwenye my sense nikamsukuma nikamwambia hapana mm sio wa hivyo nikatoka kule jikoni.
Sasa tangu hilo tukio its been weird siwezi kumuangalia usoni najitahidi kumkwepa . In short napata shida.
Sijui na yeye anapata shida ? Though she is acting normal .
Mungu wangu nisaidie sijui nifanyaje .

Sasa Mungu akusaidie kwa lipi hapo,

Binadamu mmekosa vya kumwomba Mungu

 

[Shadow7]

Hatari sana

 

[Equation x]

Njoo uchukue tiba haraka sana

 

[doup]

Mreport HR office haraka, analeta mambo ya kiresbiani offisini. Ukichelewa atakuingizia tango pori, uwe wale wanaitwa "mabwawa" na upoteee kabisa huko

 

[Bolotoba]

Naona unajisogezea Huduma karibu.

🤣Mkuu mkuu hawapy nataka kumfanyia maombi na kumcancell kwenye saikolojia yake

 

[Nedlloyd]

🤣Mkuu mkuu hawapy nataka kumfanyia maombi na kumcancell kwenye saikolojia yake

Muone Apostle mshamba_hachekwi kwa Miongozo.

 

[Missy Gf]

Vipi na wanaume wanaotoa tigo utasema shida ni wanawake?

Factor ni nyingi sana

 

[Palina]

Ushakamatika.

Ingekuwa wewe sio LGBTQIA+ ungemkasirikia.

Have fun scissoring, rimming, and pegging each other.

umeyajulia wap 😁😁😁

 

[Palina]

Njoo uchukue tiba haraka sana

ahahaha utampa tiba gani sasa

 

[Balqior]

I kissed my female friend kazini.
Ilianza huyu dada ni rafiki yangu kazini na alikua ananleteaga zawadi , we hangout and i do the same , mimi i thought we are just friends ila upendo wake ndio ulikua unani shangaza because it was too much . Kila siku when we talk lazima alikua ananiambia i love you very much na mm nlikua nareply i love you too ( nikijua ni just a friend.
Sasa one day niliwahi kufika kazini na yy akawahi kufika so mm nikaenda jikoni kuchukua coffee na yeye akaja , then akaniambia haujafunga vifungo vya shati lako vizuri , nikamjibu asante babe ngoja nifunge akanisogelea akaanza kufungua vifungo vigine then akawa ana touch my boobs , nikawa nipo kwenye shock at the time then she started kissing me and kissing me , then nikarudi kwenye my sense nikamsukuma nikamwambia hapana mm sio wa hivyo nikatoka kule jikoni.
Sasa tangu hilo tukio its been weird siwezi kumuangalia usoni najitahidi kumkwepa . In short napata shida.
Sijui na yeye anapata shida ? Though she is acting normal .
Mungu wangu nisaidie sijui nifanyaje .

 

[antimatter]

Mkuu si ungeandika lugha moja wapo kati ya kiswahili au hicho Kikorinto?
Maana hapa umetupa kazi ya kuchagua sentesi za kusoma zingine tunaziruka hatuelewi umeandika lugha ipi!

Kiswahili na English ni lugha rasmi za Tanzania ndiyo maana zinafundishwa mashuleni na zote zinatumika maofisini/serikalini.

Pili, miaka hii ya sasa kukomaa na lugha moja pekee ni ufala wa hali ya juu sana. Jitahidi ujue angalau mbili au tatu

 

[Dr am 4 real PhD]

I kissed my female friend kazini.
Ilianza huyu dada ni rafiki yangu kazini na alikua ananleteaga zawadi , we hangout and i do the same , mimi i thought we are just friends ila upendo wake ndio ulikua unani shangaza because it was too much . Kila siku when we talk lazima alikua ananiambia i love you very much na mm nlikua nareply i love you too ( nikijua ni just a friend.
Sasa one day niliwahi kufika kazini na yy akawahi kufika so mm nikaenda jikoni kuchukua coffee na yeye akaja , then akaniambia haujafunga vifungo vya shati lako vizuri , nikamjibu asante babe ngoja nifunge akanisogelea akaanza kufungua vifungo vigine then akawa ana touch my boobs , nikawa nipo kwenye shock at the time then she started kissing me and kissing me , then nikarudi kwenye my sense nikamsukuma nikamwambia hapana mm sio wa hivyo nikatoka kule jikoni.
Sasa tangu hilo tukio its been weird siwezi kumuangalia usoni najitahidi kumkwepa . In short napata shida.
Sijui na yeye anapata shida ? Though she is acting normal .
Mungu wangu nisaidie sijui nifanyaje .

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