Corona: Hatua mpya hii ya Jafo ni ya kuigwa

Mabibi na mabwana kujifunza na kuchukua hatua bado ni jambo la kheri sana.

Pichani ni yule mpiga nyungu mbobezi:



Kwamba anaisifia mvua? Ni wazi kuwa kuna jambo limemsibu.

Tusiwe ving'ang'anizi kama luba.

Heko Suleiman Jaffo kwa kutambua kuwa mabarakoa na social distancing vitatuvusha salama.

Kin musukuma na wasikie huko walipo wote

Waache waendelee kuwa wabishi watapukutika kama uwele! Sayansi haidanganyi, Corona is real and it kills.

I predict after two weeks watendaji wote serikalini watavaa barakoa.

Washaanza Unafiki bado hata hatujazika?

Za kuambiwa mkuu

Kamanda kaweka silaha chini kaamua kusurrender hahahaha
Jafo ana saliti kambi hata Mzee hajazikwa kweli huu ni usaliti

Unafiki wao sasa unaanza kuonekana kwa kutokuwepo Magufuli

Mzee wa wiki ya nyungu sasa akili zimemrudia

Kinkunti El Perdedo said:

Za kuambiwa mkuu

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---changanya na za kuona.

Zile akili walizomkabizi Marehemu wameanza kuzirejea

Wengine watafuata.

Barakoa gani tena jamani? Si tulikubaliana kuwa kuna Nyungu season 4?

Tabora" mheshimiwa Rais nyungu kama kawaida na Jumatatu tunaaanza phase three kwa siku saba". Huyu ndiye Selemani Said Jafo akiyejaa wingi wa msamiati mdomoni lakini vitendo vichache. Hatutakiwi kupambana na kupingana na dunia bali kusikilizana na kushauriana nayo.

Stephen Chelu said:

Barakoa gani tena jamani? Si tulikubaliana kuwa kuna Nyungu season 4?

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Nyungu is gone with Magu. Sasa ni mwendo wa Barakoa, Majitiririka, sanitizer na Social distancing.

All the time science wins against politics .

Roadmap said:

Kamanda kaweka silaha chini kaamua kusurrender hahahaha
Jafo ana saliti kambi hata Mzee hajazikwa kweli huu ni usaliti

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Ina maana Ile nyungu season 3 ilikuwa ni unafiki?

An ass..

Wa kusifu na kuabudu...

Just an Ass

Hebu mwenye ile picha Jaffo akiwa na kasufuria ka michaichai aiweke ili tuweke kumbukumbu sawa.

Mkuu, hii ni kweli? Siyo Photoshop? Maana japo natarajia mengi yatabadilika, ila sio kwa kasi hivi...

imhotep said:

Zile akili walizomkabizi Marehemu wameanza kuzirejea

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Siyo kwamba akili zao alizipiga kufuli na funguo akatupa baharini?