How I imagine people in JF

How I imagine people in JF

Around there you might be able to speak with me on the same frequency....that is if, you put on them heels.

I'll bet that last penny in my pocket my cupcake is taller than you hommie...
 
Around there you might be able to speak with me on the same frequency....that is if, you put on them heels.

Huwezi kuwa mrefu zaidi ya my cupcake aisee!....maana nikivaa hizo nakuwa 5"10 na ninakuwa namkaribia cupcake...my cupcake is tall sana 6"1....
 
Huwezi kuwa mrefu zaidi ya my cupcake aisee!....maana nikivaa hizo nakuwa 5"10 na ninakuwa namkaribia cupcake...my cupcake is tall sana 6"1....
which urefu....maana wengine wana support gravity.....
 
which urefu....maana wengine wana support gravity.....

sasa naona unamtusi my cupcake...what do you mean support gravity?...he is a man he don't need any support...if you ask me yes i do have support ya steleto....
 
sasa naona unamtusi my cupcake...what do you mean support gravity?...he is a man he don't need any support...if you ask me yes i do have support ya steleto....

Cupcake...the boy done lost his mind....give him the cold shoulder....
 
You know here in jf kila mtu anatumia anonymous names..so its hard to know people this is how I imagine people walivyo in really life excluding my cupcake since I know him lol!...

Masanilo—hahaha shem wangu ni na kuimagine upo kama chris rock kutokana na mambo yako…fun indeed lol!

Yo yo –Fun guy kama Dave chappele ila inaelekea ni mfupi hivi around 5”5..una kama afro hivi..alafu mgomvi.

Kuhani—this dude man namfananisha na Jesse Jackson sr ila urefu wake kama jesse jr…mtu ambaye hapendi kushindwa very serious hapendi utani ni yeye na news na anaonekana anapenda sana kusoma magazeti miwani ipo chini ya puwa….mnokoooo.

Mwanakijiji---yaani ni kazee Fulani hivi kafupi kama eyebrows nyingi alafu zina mvu,yaani namfananisha mwanakijiji the way alivyo ufupi wake kama Raisi mstaafu Alhaji mwinyi hivyohivyo…mpaka anavyoongea

YNIM—Huyo hana tofauti na Martin Lawrence,character and image.

Penny—Sijajua kama Penny ni demu au men…ila I feel like ni demu huyu mdada anaonekana ni mtaratibu sana she is around 5”4caramel complexion ,big brown eyes,long hair..na anaongea taratibu sana and a good listener.

Balantata---My friend Balantata namfananisha na Morgan freeman…hivyohivyo siyo mtu anayependa kuongea sana..ni mtaratibu.

YE---Huyu ni namfananisha na Yule kocha wa Bears…anaonekana ni mfupi around 5”4 alafu ana nywele kafuga na ndevu…ana kitambi kidogo anafu mbishi sana.

To be continued….

I am glad Kelly hujaniimagine mimi maana sijui ungesemaje.Kwa mara ya naisoma hii thread sikuwa interested kwa hiyo tittle nimecheka sana nilipoisoma.

SAHIBA.
 
sasa naona unamtusi my cupcake...what do you mean support gravity?...he is a man he don't need any support...if you ask me yes i do have support ya steleto....
Muulize YNIM kwa upole lakini......najua kapitia fizikia anajua what ninachomaanisha.....
 
You know here in jf kila mtu anatumia anonymous names..so its hard to know people this is how I imagine people walivyo in really life excluding my cupcake since I know him lol!...

Masanilo—hahaha shem wangu ni na kuimagine upo kama chris rock kutokana na mambo yako…fun indeed lol!

Yo yo –Fun guy kama Dave chappele ila inaelekea ni mfupi hivi around 5”5..una kama afro hivi..alafu mgomvi.

Kuhani—this dude man namfananisha na Jesse Jackson sr ila urefu wake kama jesse jr…mtu ambaye hapendi kushindwa very serious hapendi utani ni yeye na news na anaonekana anapenda sana kusoma magazeti miwani ipo chini ya puwa….mnokoooo.

Mwanakijiji---yaani ni kazee Fulani hivi kafupi kama eyebrows nyingi alafu zina mvu,yaani namfananisha mwanakijiji the way alivyo ufupi wake kama Raisi mstaafu Alhaji mwinyi hivyohivyo…mpaka anavyoongea

YNIM—Huyo hana tofauti na Martin Lawrence,character and image.

Penny—Sijajua kama Penny ni demu au men…ila I feel like ni demu huyu mdada anaonekana ni mtaratibu sana she is around 5”4caramel complexion ,big brown eyes,long hair..na anaongea taratibu sana and a good listener.

Balantata---My friend Balantata namfananisha na Morgan freeman…hivyohivyo siyo mtu anayependa kuongea sana..ni mtaratibu.

YE---Huyu ni namfananisha na Yule kocha wa Bears…anaonekana ni mfupi around 5”4 alafu ana nywele kafuga na ndevu…ana kitambi kidogo anafu mbishi sana.

To be continued….

Kelly,vp kuhusu Mwiba,Sahiba,Next Level na Game Theory bila kumsahau Mtindio wa Ubongo...Unaweza kuwadescribe watu hawa??
 
I am glad Kelly hujaniimagine mimi maana sijui ungesemaje.Kwa mara ya naisoma hii thread sikuwa interested kwa hiyo tittle nimecheka sana nilipoisoma.

SAHIBA.

SAHIBA Nani kasema umesahaulika list bado inaendelea....tena umenikumbusha....


Sahiba---you are a college aged boy, tall and slim...charisma...and you have a gold cap on your front teeth...
 
Kelly,vp kuhusu Mwiba,Sahiba,Next Level na Game Theory bila kumsahau Mtindio wa Ubongo...Unaweza kuwadescribe watu hawa??


Sahiba
tayari.....

Game theory hahaah the guy who is obssesed with women and nice cloth...hahaha him with his character namfananisha na Puffy dad maana puff anaakili mbovu kama yeye ila puff ni smart kwenye ku make money GT yeye akili yake ni kununua za wenzake(anawapa faida hahahaha) hajui ku-make his own...

akina mtindio wa ubongo,next level na mwiba ngoja niwasome vizuri post zao...maana una muimagine mtu kutokana na anavyoandika....
 
SAHIBA Nani kasema umesahaulika list bado inaendelea....tena umenikumbusha....


Sahiba---you are a college aged boy, tall and slim...charisma...and you have a gold cap on your front teeth...


Hapa Kelly umechemsha labda ungesema I look like a college age(alot younger than my age) the other things I will say 8/10.Good job cupcake.


SAHIBA.
 
Hapa Kelly umechemsha labda ungesema I look like a college age(alot younger than my age) the other things I will say 8/10.Good job cupcake.


SAHIBA.


8/10 is not bad at all....at least i got 2 wrong....hahahah!
 
Hapa Kelly umechemsha labda ungesema I look like a college age(alot younger than my age) the other things I will say 8/10.Good job cupcake.


SAHIBA.

Hey you cant call her Cupcake....only I can...got it?
 
I only have one Q for ,is this your real picture cupcake ? if is not then who is that ?

SAHIBA.

Oooh me i think unataka kuchapana na cupcake wangu ...he is the only one who calls me cupcake you know .....

Really talk yes that is my picture..Cupcake ndiyo alinipiga hiyo picha and i love it....maana i look so natural.
 
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