Jamani Kibamia kitamu Asikwambie Mtu

Jamani Kibamia kitamu Asikwambie Mtu

watu8 said:
Hata sio uchokozi, mwanamke mwenye nyege ni msumbufu kuliko nyege zenyewe...

Bora umepata mkulima wa kufanya palizi kwenye hicho kibustani chako...
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Umemuina mwenzio anachungulia tuu hana hata nguvu ya kuweka nukta, mpe salamu zake. Halafu wewe kwani wewe ukipata nyege huwa humpi usimbufu mwenye kibustani? Mara upalikie, mara utifue, mara umwagie maji mara upande mara uvune hahahahaaaa raha ya shamba kwenda pamoja.....!!!
 
Utoto raha banaa. Hivi ni vya kuelezea?? Yaonesha aliyekuanza hakukuandaa vizuri hivyo hukujua utamu wa hayo makitu ulipompata huyu mwenye uvumilivu na maandalizi mazuri ukapagawa
 
Jilie bamia lako Kasinde,wanakuonea wivu ,kwa raha zako,ila hujaweka wazi lipi linakuwa tamu zaidi ukila asubuhi au usiku na mie nimpe mamito wangu kwa huo mchanganyiko!
 
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stephot said:
Jilie bamia lako Kasinde,wanakuonea wivu ,kwa raha zako,ila hujaweka wazi lipi linakuwa tamu zaidi ukila asubuhi au usiku na mie nimpe mamito wangu kwa huo mchanganyiko!
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Asante mwaya wacha nijilie bamia langu wananionea gere
 
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Why is this silly thread still in MMU?

Makes me wanna throw up.

As for you Kasinde, its either you are a sex addict or you are the loose type who never get enough.
 
Kasinde said:
Sina mume bana acha kunipakazia
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Kuwa na mume, mtu anaekupa stara ukaacha kuhangaika na kuopolewa na watu usiwajua katika safari za kikazi ndo kupakaziwa?

Does God live in your heart?

Kwa kweli kama tumefikia hapa dunia imeshaisha.
 
This is Kasinde's brand! Someones' brand should never change! If Kasinde changes her brand, she will no longer be Kasinde! Hizi ni aina ya thread za Kasinde!
Kasinde said:
Habari zenu wapendwa,
Hapa nilipo niko nje ya bongo safari flani hv ya kizushi, na safari hiyo niko huku tangu mei mosi, saa bana ile ninefika tuu hotelini si mnajua mambo yetu yale, daaah nikanasa tundu bovu. Sass ile kufika ground play looh!!! Kila mtu kavaa jezi za game heee kumbe mwenzangu yeye mkulima wa bamia bana daah!! Nikataka kitoka nje ya ground play na kujisemea bora kukutana na mkulima wa mihogo kuliko bamia. Ila nataka kunyanyu mguu nitoke ulingoni si akanikamata bega, akaniwekea ulingoni bamia ya chukuchuku akachanganya na nyanya chungu, japo nyanya chungu ni chungu ila ziliongeza utamu kwenye bamia. Sasa basi sijakaa sawa akaniwwkea bamia la rosti lililochanganywa na bilinganya viazi ulaya pilipili hoho vitunguu maji na saumu karoti daaah wakati nakula poshi hilo la tatu nikamuuliza umeoa? Upishi huu wa bamia umeutoa wapi? Alinijibu kwa poshi la nne ambapo aliweka kunde bamia la kukatakata slices akachanganya na maharage mabichi na akaunga na karanga nilipomaliza kula pishi la nne sikuongea zaidi ya kulala kwa kuvimbiwa.
Jamani nawaasa msipendw kuhukumu kitu kwa kukiangalia kwa nje tuu angalia utendaji maana mie hapa tangu mei mosi nakula bamia kila siku na wala halinikinai. Play ground swadakta!!!!
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Kasinde said:
Ni kwwli mapishi ndio yalinikoroga, maana nilikiona kibamia kwa macho nikataka kuondoka weeh aliponishika mkono kunizuia sikukumbuka muhogo na wala siutaki yena, bamia juu
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Hapana, si bamia juu, bali fundi bamia ndo juu
 
Karucee said:
Why is this silly thread still in MMU?

Makes me wanna throw up.

As for you Kasinde, its either you are a sex addict or you are the loose type who never get enough.
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Hicho ni kicheche mbona kinajulikana humu
 
Kasinde said:
Habari zenu wapendwa,
Hapa nilipo niko nje ya bongo safari flani hv ya kizushi, na safari hiyo niko huku tangu mei mosi, saa bana ile ninefika tuu hotelini si mnajua mambo yetu yale, daaah nikanasa tundu bovu. Sass ile kufika ground play looh!!! Kila mtu kavaa jezi za game heee kumbe mwenzangu yeye mkulima wa bamia bana daah!! Nikataka kitoka nje ya ground play na kujisemea bora kukutana na mkulima wa mihogo kuliko bamia. Ila nataka kunyanyu mguu nitoke ulingoni si akanikamata bega, akaniwekea ulingoni bamia ya chukuchuku akachanganya na nyanya chungu, japo nyanya chungu ni chungu ila ziliongeza utamu kwenye bamia. Sasa basi sijakaa sawa akaniwwkea bamia la rosti lililochanganywa na bilinganya viazi ulaya pilipili hoho vitunguu maji na saumu karoti daaah wakati nakula poshi hilo la tatu nikamuuliza umeoa? Upishi huu wa bamia umeutoa wapi? Alinijibu kwa poshi la nne ambapo aliweka kunde bamia la kukatakata slices akachanganya na maharage mabichi na akaunga na karanga nilipomaliza kula pishi la nne sikuongea zaidi ya kulala kwa kuvimbiwa.
Jamani nawaasa msipendw kuhukumu kitu kwa kukiangalia kwa nje tuu angalia utendaji maana mie hapa tangu mei mosi nakula bamia kila siku na wala halinikinai. Play ground swadakta!!!!
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ilikua kavukavu hiyo au ndani ya mfuko??
 
Kasinde said:
Umemuina mwenzio anachungulia tuu hana hata nguvu ya kuweka nukta, mpe salamu zake.
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Nani tena huyo?

Halafu wewe kwani wewe ukipata nyege huwa humpi usimbufu mwenye kibustani? Mara upalikie, mara utifue, mara umwagie maji mara upande mara uvune hahahahaaaa raha ya shamba kwenda pamoja.....!!!
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Usumbufu utoke wapi tena wakati bustani muda wote ipo tu...
 
watu8 said:
Nani tena huyo?



Usumbufu utoke wapi tena wakati bustani muda wote ipo tu...
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Aaahhhahahahaaaaa kwani ukisafiri huwa unasafiri na kibustani? Mfano safari ya kikazi, huwa hupati ugwadu baada ya kurudi kutoka safari?
Mwenzako Mentor
 
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Kasinde said:
Habari zenu wapendwa,

Hapa nilipo niko nje ya bongo kisafari, na safari hiyo niko huku tangu mei mosi, sasa bwana ile nimefika tu hotelini si mnajua mambo yetu yale, nikanasa tundu bovu.

Sasa ile kufika ground play kila mtu kavaa jezi za game, hee kumbe mwenzangu yeye mkulima wa bamia bwana. Nikataka kitoke nje ya ground play na kujisemea bora kukutana na mkulima wa mihogo kuliko bamia.

Ile nataka kunyanyu mguu nitoke ulingoni si akanikamata bega, akaniwekea ulingoni bamia ya chukuchuku akachanganya na nyanya chungu, japo nyanya chungu ni chungu ila ziliongeza utamu kwenye bamia.

Sasa basi sijakaa sawa akaniwekea bamia la rosti lililochanganywa na bilinganya viazi ulaya pilipili hoho vitunguu maji na saumu karoti, wakati nakula pishi hilo la tatu nikamuuliza umeoa? Upishi huu wa bamia umeutoa wapi? Alinijibu kwa pishi la nne ambapo aliweka kunde bamia la kukatakata sles akachanganya na maharage mabichi na akaunga na karanga nilipomaliza kula pishi la nne sikuongea zaidi ya kulala kwa kuvimbiwa.

Jamani nawaasa msipende kuhukumu kitu kwa kukiangalia kwa nje tuu angalia utendaji maana mie hapa tangu mei mosi nakula bamia kila siku na wala halinikinai. Play ground swadakta
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Yaani siajelewa kabisa kitu, labda uni PM unelezee. Mimi ni mgeni humu ndani.
 
Karucee said:
Why is this silly thread still in MMU?

Makes me wanna throw up.

As for you Kasinde, its either you are a sex addict or you are the loose type who never get enough.
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..aaah, if she lives what she portrays here, then i guess she's a little brat who never gets enough..
..so pathetic for a lady to brag like this in public.!!!
 
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