Jionee maajabu! Hizi ndizo aina tatu za wanawake na styles zao

[John Amigo]

Stunter ndugu yangu wewe inabid upewe ushushushu na magufuli maana kila cku unaibua mapya [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Red Giant]

Type1 huwa nawasikia tu kwenye story za watu

mbona nasikia bongo hawapo! tumeanzia type 2.

 

[soul provider]

Nawapenda hao TYPE 1. Wako strictly sana kwenye mambo yao, muda kwao ndo kila kitu. Ukimkera kidogo hakawii kukupa red card.

 

[mgunga pori]

Kuna Aina 3 za WANAWAKE na Style zao za
Mahusiano ya Kimapenzi,kwahiyo Unapochagua Aina
unayotaka uwe na uhakika utaweza kuimudu...

TYPE 1: Aina ya KWANZA ni ile ambayo inaitwa
CORPORATE BABES...Hawa ni Wanawake ambao wako
very Independent, wengi wamesoma na wana kazi zao nzuri na WANAMILIKI MAGARI YAO...Akija kulala
kwako anakuja na Gari yake anapaki, anataka umpe
Massage kwa sababu ya Uchovu wa Vikao, Report na
Excel Sheet za Ofisini..Hawataki Hela yako, All they
need is a good CASSAVA Akiamka Asubuhi kabla
hajaenda Kazini atapika Chai kisha atakuja kukuaga kwa Maneno Haya, "Baby, Mi nawahi Kazini, Nimekutengenezea Chai na Mayai, ukiamka Let me Know"

TYPE 2: Aina ya PILI hawa Sio Corporate Kiivyo ila
wanajiita HUSTLERS..Wana Vibiashara flani
vinavyowaweka mjini lakini HAWANA MAGARI...Akija
kwako atakusimulia Miradi yake, Mzigo wa Vitenge alioagiza toka Congo,ATACHOMEKEA kwamba Kodi
yake inakaribia kuisha..Mizinga yao huwa ni
SEASONAL ila Utajuta.. Anakutegea ule muda
unakaribia "Kuutupa Mkojo" anakupiga na hii Bili,
"Baby naomba niongezee Milioni 3 nna mzigo
Bandarini umekwama halafu Cheque yangu imekwama hadi Next Week Please Bae ntakurudishia"
Mkopeshe Uone!

TYPE 3: Aina ya 3 hawa wanaitwa NUNGAYEMBE TYPE...Shule Hawajaenda na Hawataki Kusoma
kabisa...Hawataki kufanya Kazi, wao wanataka
KUDANGA, Kujibinua na wawe SELEBU GHAFLA... Ukimkuta Samaki Samaki unaweza kudhani
ni Corporate Manager wa Benki Flani kumbe anakula
Mingo...Ukidate naye utafurahi...Akija Ghetto kwako
kulala asubuhi Sa1 wakati Usingizi ndo Umeanza
kukunogea ANAKUAMSHA, "Baby mi nataka
niende, sasa UNANIACHAJE?" Unamuuliza, NAKU ACHAJE KIVIPI? "Naomba Hela ya Bajaji SINA HATA
SHILINGI"

Ukipata TYPE 1, Usikawie,MUOE...Thats a Woman who
can MULTIPLY YOUR WEALTH!
Ukipata TYPE 2 My Dear Kaza Moyo tu maana
Umejitakia Mwenyewe. Ukipata TYPE 3 hakikisha UMEAGA KWENU maana huwa Wanaenda kwa
Waganga kukuchawia ili usimuache, unashangaa
demu ukitaka kumuacha huwezi kumbe
alishakuwekea Kipande cha Nyama kwenye Papa
muda mrefu tu! WANAUME TUNA KAZI SANA!

Mkuu sutuna katika ubora wako but wel said broo[emoji123]

 

[STUNTER]

Hahahhahaha dungaembe

hahaah

 

[katto14]

tuna kazi kweli aisee type 1 ndo mpango😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛

 

[Mustaphagentleman]

Type 1 ukitaka asikuache we Mdekezee Mkojozeee vizur Tu kwishaaaa habar yake

 

[STUNTER]

Hahahaaaa! Acha nicheke tu

Wewe cheka tuu

 

[STUNTER]

Type1 huwa nawasikia tu kwenye story za watu

Pole sana, kwahiyo wewe huwa unaambulia type gani?

 

[STUNTER]

Haahaaaaa JJ njoo uone huku,,,Nahis we upo 1 type hapo

unamuita jje's ?

 

[STUNTER]

Kudadadeki

Hatari sana

 

[STUNTER]

Kumbe mapenzi yana types kama za kisukari na kansa

Haswaaa tena aina zilizoshiba

 

[STUNTER]

Ha ha ha ha serius JF never get bored....

Viva JF

 

[STUNTER]

safi sana,you have been awarded 10 trophies🙂😉🙁😡😕😎😛😀😱😳

Hahhahaha

 

[STUNTER]

Eti jje's ni kweli kuwa wewe upo type 3???[emoji1]

Unamuandama jje's Utadhani unamdai? Dawa yako ipo jikoni

 

[STUNTER]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]aseeh

Hhahaha vipi tena?

 

[Ethos]

Ha ha ha ha serius JF never get bored....

Ulisoma Bishop Durning?

 

[Eddy Love]

ha ha ha nimeipenda hiii ya 3 demu anajifanya kwao matawi kumbe anakaa tandale

 

[STUNTER]

Mbavu zinauma kwa kucheka,mi nina namba 2,ni shiida tupu,wadogo zangu mkitaka kuoa,tafuteni mwenye kazi

Hahaha mkuu kazi unayo hapo

 

[STUNTER]

But kwa maeneo ya town type 1 huwa na tabia za type 2 bila kubisha and Ceteris peribus.

Mbona Type zote zipo mkuu? Hao namba 1 pia wapo wakumwaga labda huna bahati nao tu