Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

Avion · Jun 15, 2017

Freyzem said:
Hujapotea kwani wewe huna stress..?
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nimemtembelea,rafiki yangu mida ya saa saba hivi na tayari alikuwa amesonga ugali nikamtuma nje wakati anatoka nje nikaongeza maji kwenye sufuria kumbe sikujuwa alipima maji kulingana na unga uliobaki sasa hivi tunakunywa uji hatuongeleshani .
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kumbe_wote_hatupendangi_ujinga!

Hhahaaaaaa[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Freyzem · Jun 15, 2017

Kama acacia watalipa pesa zote tilion 108 kwa watanzania M. 50 kila mtu atapata mgawo wa M. 2 mim naomba kama mtu anapesa anipe M. 1 ili mda wa mgawo ukifika achukue na zangu zote!

LEWANGANGUMU · Jun 15, 2017

Freyzem said:
MUGABE NAE KWA MAJIBU ANATISHA
SWALI:Kwanini wanasiasa wala rushwa hawaendi jela ?

MUGABE! Hii ni sawa na mbu anayeng'ata kwenye pumbu hawezi kupigwa kofi zito.
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Nmechekaaa mpaka basiii

LEWANGANGUMU · Jun 15, 2017

......Unapeleka girl friend wako kijijini kwenu ana lalamika mboga za kienyeji ni kali sana wakati mkiwa town anakunywaga konyagi dry [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16] shwain kabisa............

Aqua Man · Jun 15, 2017

jini makata · Jun 15, 2017

Numbisa · Jun 15, 2017

Foxhound · Jun 15, 2017

Dah, yaani hapa nipo very frustrated kinoma[emoji34] [emoji34] hivi wale jamaa wa basi walikuwa wazembe kweli, bangi yote ile imekamatwa Inatia hasira

Foxhound · Jun 16, 2017

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Foxhound · Jun 16, 2017

stickvibration · Jun 16, 2017

*Teja* *Anavuta Unga* Akasikia Sauti Ya Ajabu, Akauliza Nani Wewe?
Akajibiwa *Mimi Israeli Mtoa Roho*
Teja: Umenishtua kishenzi, Mimi Nilijua *POLISI*Kumbe wewe* *JEMBE*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Mwifwa · Jun 16, 2017

Hakuna mtu mwenye ndugu wengi kama konda wa daladala.
Utasikia,
"HAYA, DADA HAPO MBELE, MJOMBA KULE MWISHO.
MA-MDOGO UNAENDA?,
NGOJA ASHUKE BIBI.
HAYA SHEMEJI UMEIKUTA YA KUWAH.
Babu njoo ukae!
Baba angu hapo tusogee kidogo,
Shangazi maliza ngazi,
Swaiba geukia mbele,
Kaka hapo shika upande wa pili,
Mdogo wangu mpishe Ma Mkwe akae.
Subiri Shemeji yako apande…
Duh… makonda noma…!!

thebosskissima · Jun 16, 2017

Mwifwa said:
Hakuna mtu mwenye ndugu wengi kama konda wa daladala.
Utasikia,
"HAYA, DADA HAPO MBELE, MJOMBA KULE MWISHO.
MA-MDOGO UNAENDA?,
NGOJA ASHUKE BIBI.
HAYA SHEMEJI UMEIKUTA YA KUWAH.
Babu njoo ukae!
Baba angu hapo tusogee kidogo,
Shangazi maliza ngazi,
Swaiba geukia mbele,
Kaka hapo shika upande wa pili,
Mdogo wangu mpishe Ma Mkwe akae.
Subiri Shemeji yako apande…
Duh… makonda noma…!!

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stickvibration · Jun 16, 2017

*Dada mmoja kachoka vituko vya mumewe akamwambia 'bora ningeolewa na shetani kuliko wewe'...mumewe akajibu 'dini haziruhusu mtu kuolewa na ndugu yake'...* [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23].

proskaeur · Jun 17, 2017

pale unapochimba ukuta wa gereza kwa miaka mitano ili utoroke halafu unaishia kutokea kwenye ofisi za polisi wa jela…!!!

fredo fred · Jun 17, 2017

```CHUKUA HII NA UIELEWE ZAIDI.
SISI MANCHESTER UNITED WATANI ZETU NI LIVERPOOL NA ARSENAL TU.
HAO WENGINE WANAWEZA KUTANIANA NA ASTON VILLA NA AKINA LEICESTER MAANA KAMA NI UBINGWA PIA WANAO.
HUWA NAFURAHI SANA TUKITANIWA NA LIVER NA ARSENAL SIO WENGINE.
KIFUPI WAACHE KUJIPENDEKEZA KULAZIMISHA UTANI NA SISI```?[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] sh*bo haututaki [emoji23]

Aqua Man · Jun 17, 2017

*Nimepata sms kutoka kwa dem jirani very sexy.*
Hi, Venshady? "I nid ur dic 4 ma ass plz,"

*mie na kiherehere yangu nkajibu haraka,*
``hi 2 dear....... nkam na condoms?''

*Akareply,*
Gosh!! condoms za nn nmekwabia _``i need your dictionary for my assignment"_

*_Ata sjareply nakwaruzakwaruza kichwa tu hapa[emoji134]‍♂[emoji134]‍♂_*

Ludanha · Jun 17, 2017

Leo baada ya kutoka kufanya usafi KANISANI, Pastor akaona simu yangu niliyonunua LAKI 5,akaniuliza hiyo simu umenunua Bei gani?
Kwakuwa natoaga sadaka kidogo,na ZAKA ndo sijawahi kutoa,Nikamjibu nimenunua JANA,ELFU 50, akanipa LAKI MOJA,nikanunue mbili,yake na ya mke wake. Sa najaribu kumuuliza Mungu,kwanini kaamua kuniadhibu mbele ya mchungaji bila hata kunionya!
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GISAMBO · Jun 17, 2017

*Hivi mtu UKISOMA sana alafu ukawa na MALI ndo unakuwa MSOMALI?*
Nauliza tu lakini
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