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Acheni izoo wakuu
Acheni izoo wakuuGirl: Baby ,Can you speak Italian, German or French? coz you really like watching their games so attentively.
Boy:Yeah Babe I understand Everything!
Girl:Mmmmh, can you speak a little so that I can hear?
Boy: Sure Yes..."Neymar Pele Totti Messi Ancelotti Del Piero Gonzalo Dybala..Arbeloa Maldini Di Natale Konte Atletico."
Girl: Waoooow...what does it mean???
Boy: In all days of my life, You will always be the only one in ma heart.
Girl: Uuuh babe soo sweet, Thank you ...I love you so Much...
Boy: Ngolo Kante Pogba.
Girl: Mmhh...And what does that mean??!
Boy:Means..I love you too.
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[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] mi simo, [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]-Dikteta uchwara apingwe!
Tungo chochezi.
Tungo kurupushi wap mbn haipoHIZI NDIO AINA KUU ZA TUNGO
Mfano.
1.Mwanafunzi ana ngoma
-Tungo tata
2.Juma anakwenda Kibiti.
-Tungo hatarishi
3.Umepokea kiasi cha sh.1,000,000 kiwango chako cha Mpesa ni sh 1,500,000
-Tungo tamanishi
4.Msiba wa mkwe umenikuta na sh 1200 mfukoni
-Tungo huzunishi
5.Kawogo kaokota Dola elfu kumi Mtaa wa Kongo
-Tungo ndoto
6.Maisha ya nyumba ndogo yana raha kuliko ya nyumba kubwa
-Tungo mchepuko.
7. mwanafunzi unaetembea nae kukwambia hazioni siku zake[emoji42]
-Tungo shtushi
NI MFANO WA TUNGO TU HIZO ILA SIO KWELI[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]
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Sipendi kuonekana mchochezi, sheria zipo na zinafanya kazi, sina 5m, father poor mother poor, give me job.Tungo kurupushi wap mbn haipo
Tungo kurupushi wap mbn haipo
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MamayePale unapo weka CD ya X kwenye deki alafu ghafla umeme unakatika! hapo ndo pale unapo jikuta ukitembea na deki kwenye begi kama laptop
Nimecheka kwa nguvu aiseee!!_UTAJUAJE KAMA DEMU WAKO NI MBAYA???_
*NI PALE UTAKAPOMTAMBULISHA KWA WAZAZI WAKO.*
*KISHA UNASIKIA WANAKWAMBIA......*
*KIKUBWA NI UPENDO TU BABA.*[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
Litakuwa ni hilo kopo...*Kweli hali ngumu... Kwenye Mahospitali binafsi. Yani nimeenda hospitali kupima U.T.I wakanipa kikopo nilete mkojo.
Nikachukua nikaenda kukijaza maji safi ya Kilimanjaro afu nikakirejesha maabara. Majibu niliyopata eti Nina U.T.I
Sasa ndo najiuliza hiyo U.T.I ninayo mimi au Kiwanda cha Maji*
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Kaka angalia lakini uvutaji wako. Ni hatari kwa afya. Ni hatari kwa usalama wako.
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Navuta kistaarabu bab natumia hii[emoji116] [emoji116]Kaka angalia lakini uvutaji wako. Ni hatari kwa afya. Ni hatari kwa usalama wako.
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Navuta kistaarabuKaka angalia lakini uvutaji wako. Ni hatari kwa afya. Ni hatari kwa usalama wako.
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