Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[lokasa girl]

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[Guasa Ambonii]

Wakati wa Jk siku kama ya leo penye mitandao ya kijamii watu walikuwa wakipost picha za pilau na biriani au wapo ufukweni wana barizi leo mjadala kuhusu marudio ya uchaguzi kenya umetawala
Nadhani ni uzalendo wa kuipenda afrika mashariki

 

[usatrumpjr]

Siyo mm jmn

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[baba bora]

 

[baba bora]

 

[sab]

*UMEMUAGA mkeo unaenda kazini, ukapita kwa mchepuko wako, wakati unajimwaya-mwaya na mchepuko, mume wa mchepuko akagonga mlango, ikabidi ufichwe uvunguni mwa kitanda. Wakati bado upo uvunguni ka mchepuko kakamuaga mume wake kwamba, kanaenda saloon, mume wa ka-mchepuko naye akaona ndo muda wa kuita mchepuko wake, akauita ukaja, wakajimwayamwaya kwa sana muda huo wee bado upo uvunguni. Mara mchepuko wako akarudi kutoka saloon, akagonga mlango, ikabidi mume wa mchepuko wako aufiche uvunguni mchepuko wake. Kucheki hivi kumbe mchepuko wenyewe ndo mke wako uliyemuaga unaenda kazini, kwa hiyo wewe na mke wako wote mkawa mmefichwa uvunguni...Ukisikia vita ya tatu ya dunia, ndo hii sasa.*

*Hivi mmenielewa kweli[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]*

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Duuuh hapo kweli vita ya dunia

 

[Freyzem]

TUME YA UCHAGUZI NCHINI KENYA IMEOMBA WASIMAMIZI 15000 KUTOKA TANZANIA SIFA


1. AWE ALISHAWAHI SIMAMIA UCHAGUZI TANZANIA JAPO MARA MOJA


2.UMRI USIOPUNGUA MIAKA 18

3.AWE NA AKILI TIMAMU

AWE ANAFAHAMU KUSOMA NA KUANDIKA

4.AWE HAJAWAHI KUWA NA KOSA LA JINAI

5.AAMBATANISHE NAKALA ZA VYETI VYA TAALUMA NA CHETI CHA KUZALIWA.


NAULI KWENDA NA KURUDI SELIKARI ITAGARAMIA

POSHO NI sh 30000 za Kenya kwa siku, siku 3=sh 90000 sawa na Tsh 1620000




GARAMA ZA KULA NA KULALA BURE

MAOMBI YATUMWE

TUME YA UCHAGUZI YA KENYA BOX 149 DARESALAAM.

ACHA MAWAZO MGANDO PAMBANA NA HALI YAKO TU TANGU LINI WEWE UKASIMAMIE KENYA? [emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]

 

[stable woman]

TUME YA UCHAGUZI NCHINI KENYA IMEOMBA WASIMAMIZI 15000 KUTOKA TANZANIA SIFA


1. AWE ALISHAWAHI SIMAMIA UCHAGUZI TANZANIA JAPO MARA MOJA


2.UMRI USIOPUNGUA MIAKA 18

3.AWE NA AKILI TIMAMU

AWE ANAFAHAMU KUSOMA NA KUANDIKA

4.AWE HAJAWAHI KUWA NA KOSA LA JINAI

5.AAMBATANISHE NAKALA ZA VYETI VYA TAALUMA NA CHETI CHA KUZALIWA.


NAULI KWENDA NA KURUDI SELIKARI ITAGARAMIA

POSHO NI sh 30000 za Kenya kwa siku, siku 3=sh 90000 sawa na Tsh 1620000




GARAMA ZA KULA NA KULALA BURE

MAOMBI YATUMWE

TUME YA UCHAGUZI YA KENYA BOX 149 DARESALAAM.

ACHA MAWAZO MGANDO PAMBANA NA HALI YAKO TU TANGU LINI WEWE UKASIMAMIE KENYA? [emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]

Mwehu sana wewe[emoji3] nilishaipigia bajeti hiyo M1.6 yaani ilikua tayari imeshaisha![emoji3]

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[Freyzem]

Mwehu sana wewe[emoji3] nilishaipigia bajeti hiyo M1.6 yaani ilikua tayari imeshaisha![emoji3]

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[emoji23] [emoji23] bajeti ya salon ulipanga sh ngapi...[emoji3]

 

[stable woman]

[emoji23] [emoji23] bajeti ya salon ulipanga sh ngapi...[emoji3]

Salon haikuwemo! Hapa ni mwendo wa kukata tu[emoji3]

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[mamylove]

Mwehu sana wewe[emoji3] nilishaipigia bajeti hiyo M1.6 yaani ilikua tayari imeshaisha![emoji3]

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Hahahahaha mm nilitaka nitangulie mnikute njiani

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[Foxhound]

Eti mtu akifa siku kama hii ya Eid ndio wanasema KAFAIDI?[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji379] [emoji379] [emoji379] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

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[toroka uje mjini]

WAKUU NA SWALI MOJA

Nini hasa faida ya chupi na umuhimu wake??
Ukivaa chupi ukawa umekaa vibaya ikionekana unaambiwa umekaa uchi.
Usipovaa chupi ukaonekana hujavaa chupi unaambiwa upo uchi...
Sasa hapo inakuaje!!!

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[exit]

I started fearing smoking weed,when I saw my neighbour's son dancing to the sound of my generator. ..When I switched it off he asked me who sang that song ? Because I was afraid he would beat me , I answered " Yamaha featuring Petrol" [emoji23][emoji12][emoji12]

 

[stickvibration]

 

[Slim5]

kuishi nyumba moja na wazazi huwa ni kazi kweli.....juzi nipo sittingroom na bro tunacheki mpira na faza alikua bedroom,kidogo tuh braza akajamba kwa sauti....
sauti iliyotoka bedroom "ehhhh jamba kabisa ukitaka kunya na ujiharishie mpuuzi wewe, nguvu ya kujamba unayo ila ya kuhama kuanza maisha yako Huna!
#Dah_home_nomasana
Ntahama tu lakini[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

*****. Wewe ni nyoko!

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[Freyzem]

Hebu jiulize, umeshikwa na tumbo la kuhara mara chafya paaaap!
Ndugu yangu hapo ndio utajua wahenga walimaanisha nini waliposema mshika mawili moja humponyoka...!![emoji48][emoji38][emoji38]

 

[kajojo]

Simpi Kiki kunguni wa mwendokasi

 

[Ecris]

Hebu jiulize, umeshikwa na tumbo la kuhara mara chafaya paaaap!
Ndugu yangu hapo ndio utajua wahenga walimaanisha nini waliposema mshika mawili moja humponyoka...!![emoji48][emoji38][emoji38]

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