Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

*Nlitaka kumuweka *Mugabe* Kama profile
picture ila nikakumbuka badae nikitaka kumtoa atakataa tu*

 

[Mkuu wa Kibiti]

*Nlitaka kumuweka *Mugabe* Kama profile
picture ila nikakumbuka badae nikitaka kumtoa atakataa tu*

Ukimwita Gen Chiwinga tu atanywea tu.Siku hizi kawa simba wa kuchora.We muweke tu

 

[lokasa girl]

Wanawake wenzangu msidhani kila mwanaume aliyevaa suit ni tajiri wengine ni wasabato

 

[Bailly5]

Kama Baba yangu hana furaha mim kuishi katika nyumba yake

Basi ondoke anipshe akaishi kwa baba yake
mimi naishi kwenye nyumba ya baba yangu maamaee[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Aisee [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1]

 

[ngafu.fijo]

Eti ni kweli kwa kiingereza mtoto mwizi anaitwa Wizkid.

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[Guasa Ambonii]

Wanawake wenzangu msidhani kila mwanaume aliyevaa suit ni tajiri wengine ni wasabato

Duh! unawakatisha tamaa wenzako

 

[Mwifwa]

Daaaaaaaah


Wazazi wengine wanaandika MBWAMKALI kwenye geti lao kama binti wao ana miaka 18..

Binti akifika miaka 30 na hajaolewa wanapabadilisha na kuandika TUNAUZA BARAFU

 

[kagombe]

Daaaaaaaah


Wazazi wengine wanaandika MBWAMKALI kwenye geti lao kama binti wao ana miaka 18..

Binti akifika miaka 30 na hajaolewa wanapabadilisha na kuandika TUNAUZA BARAFU

kama samaki kashachina

 

[bioto]

Kinachonishangaza kwa hawa wabunifu wa nguo za kike, kwenye jeans wanawekaga zipu mbele ya nini sasa?

 

[Nelson nely]

haha ha ha

Dogo wa miaka 8 alishtakiwa kwa kubaka.Mahakamani,wakili wake ambaye alikuwa ni wa kike,alikatoa kauume ka dogo nje kama ushahidi na kukashikilia,akasema"ndugu hakimu angalia,anaweza kubaka kweli?yaani haka tuu?"...dogo akamnong'oneza wakili wake,"usikatingishe,tutashindwa kesi!!

 

[bioto]

Nimetoka kapa hapa

Umepitia MEMKWA au GUMBARU?

 

[Mwifwa]

Jamaa kalala kwenye kitanda cha dabo deka halaf ile siti ya juu kulikua na binti kalala huko

Kati kati ya usiku jamaa kapanda kule juu kwa binti taratiiiibu, ile kumgusa tu binti akashtuka na kuuliza, umefata nini huku

Jamaa akajibu nimedondoka
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[stable woman]

Jamaa kalala kwenye kitanda cha dabo deka halaf ile siti ya juu kulikua na binti kalala huko

Kati kati ya usiku jamaa kapanda kule juu kwa binti taratiiiibu, ile kumgusa tu binti akashtuka na kuuliza, umefata nini huku

Jamaa akajibu nimedondoka
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Teh teh mmh

 

[Mwifwa]

Teh teh mmh

Huyo binti....

 

[stable woman]

Huyo binti....

Jamaa uongo kazidi

 

[Foxhound]

Nimelala zangu ghetto naskia jamaa nje ananadi kwa kipaza sauti [emoji350] "Nauza vifuniko vya asali"[emoji350] Nikatoka kwenda kuon ili nivijue hivyo vifuniko vya asali[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] Kumbe amauza pi.chu za kike[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

 

[Foxhound]

Mrembo yuko nje kwao anafua vifuniko vyake vya asali, mara paap katokea jamaa akamuomba yule mrembo ampatie maji ya kunywa[emoji38] Cha kushangaza sasa yule mrembo kuingia ndani kwenda kumchukulia nikamuona yule jamaa kanyanyua beseni la maji lenye vifuniko vya asali na kuyanywa huku akisema "Leo SUPU, nyama siku nyingine"[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125][emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

 

[mwanadar]

Hahaha, huu mwezi wa valentine una maneno..!

Girl: My love namis kula kuku
Boy: Kwani wewe ni mwewe?

Tetetetetet hawajui vyuma vimekaza

*Kama Nyani na ngedere wangekuwa na pesa...*
*Trust me Kuna wanawake wangekuwa wanaishi misituni mda huu.....*
*Wanavyopenda hela* [emoji16][emoji16]
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[mwl]

Tetetetetet hawajui vyuma vimekaza

Kama vile Kafulila aka tumbili na mkewe.

 

[Mwifwa]

Mrembo yuko nje kwao anafua vifuniko vyake vya asali, mara paap katokea jamaa akamuomba yule mrembo ampatie maji ya kunywa[emoji38] Cha kushangaza sasa yule mrembo kuingia ndani kwenda kumchukulia nikamuona yule jamaa kanyanyua beseni la maji lenye vifuniko vya asali na kuyanywa huku akisema "Leo SUPU, nyama siku nyingine"[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125][emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

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