Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Freyzem]

RATIBA YANGU YA KULA KESHO
Asubuhi; Nitaenda polisi nile makofi..
Mchana; Nitapita kambini nile mitama.
Jioni; Nitakukula hasara niliyoipata, ikiwezekana nitapita kwa Numbisa nile matusi...!

 

[Jr. Gong Mira]

Maisha haya tumetofautiana kweli!!,,
YANI WE MDA HUO UNAOKATA TAMAA KUNA WENZIO WANAKATA VIUNO.

 

[Gordita]

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[Gordita]

 

[Numbisa]

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RATIBA YANGU YA KULA KESHO
Asubuhi; Nitaenda polisi nile makofi..
Mchana; Nitapita kambini nile mitama.
Jioni; Nitakukula hasara niliyoipata, ikiwezekana nitapita kwa Numbisa nile matusi...!

 

[gkinabo]

RATIBA YANGU YA KULA KESHO
Asubuhi; Nitaenda polisi nile makofi..
Mchana; Nitapita kambini nile mitama.
Jioni; Nitakukula hasara niliyoipata, ikiwezekana nitapita kwa Numbisa nile matusi...!

Halafu kesho uwahi hospital jula dawa

 

[gkinabo]

Kula dawa

 

[Avatar]

Nina stress mchepuko hautaki kunielewa, kuwa na mchepuko wa kilokole tabu tupu looh!! 😳😳

 

[Forest Hill]

Haha so funny

 

[Snipes]

TANZANIA ndio nchi pekee duniani ukimtongoza mwanamke lazima atasikia njaa hapo hapo.

[HASHTAG]#WapostPumba[/HASHTAG]​

 

[Snipes]

ukimuona demu wa kimasai amekaa pekee yake achana nae usikute bwana wake karuka juu

sasa wewe leta shobo sime zitahusika

[HASHTAG]#WapostPumba[/HASHTAG]​

 

[No Escape]

Watu wako kimya humu badae utasikia ooh mvua nilikua na shemeji yenu

Kumbe anatoa maji ya mvua ndani

heshima kitu cha bure.

 

[dabluz]

Hawa watu huwa na vipara hujuaje mwisho wa uso wakijiosha? Hii kitu imenisumbua sana

Hawa huwa wanaoga kabisa..

 

[Numbisa]

heshima kitu cha bure.

 

[Tatu 9]

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[Numbisa]

Husband - honey where is my wallet..?
Wife - where the Manchester city is..?
Husband - what do you mean...??
Wife - on top of the table..

 

[Numbisa]

Accidents zingine ni kama documentary. Kuna Lorry ya nyama imegongana na ya Maziwa. Si hiyo ni kama kushikanisha ngombe tena?

 

[Numbisa]

Chemistry class in Tanzania kwa kiswahili

"Heliamu na nitrojeni zikikongamana kong'okong'o zasawasha bakshishi ya samawati selusheni iliyo na efevensi..."
This alone will make you drop out of school and become a witch doctor...

 

[Gordita]

Accidents zingine ni kama documentary. Kuna Lorry ya nyama imegongana na ya Maziwa. Si hiyo ni kama kushikanisha ngombe tena?

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[Numbisa]

If she doesn't scream during sex. My nigga you have your own mouth....
SCREAM!!!!!