Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

*Kwa hii baridi inayogonga huku kwetu,*
*Ndugu zangu*
*ndo naanza kupata* *tafsiri kamili kwanini Mwanamke aliitwa jiko*

Thamani yao imepanda ghafla kwenye soko la hisa.
Sijui wale wa forex wanaruhusu kutrade pia

JuliusMwenyewe said:

[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] dah!!!!

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Duu

Hizi Mvua zikiendelea hivi, Kuna Kila dalili za kuitwa kwa Makonda Mwakani.....😉😉😉

Dah! Lile chupi la Nandy mi limenipandisha mzuka, nipo kariakoo hapa, kila nikizunguka nikiyaona yale machupi madukani dudu linainuka[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125]

Samahani sana naomba kuuliza: "Hivi wabunge tayari wameshapitisha bajeti ya mvua kwa mwaka huu au hii ni bajeti ya mwaka jana?" [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125]

alibakari said:

Samahani sana naomba kuuliza: "Hivi wabunge tayari wameshapitisha bajeti ya mvua kwa mwaka huu au hii ni bajeti ya mwaka jana?" [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125]

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Nafikiri ni matokeo ya "tax returns zilizojirundika pale tra

Archduke said:

wewe mwanaume unaetumia smartphone yenye miaka 2 na mpaka sasa haina kleki hata moja nna wasi wasi na jinsia yako

[HASHTAG]#WapostPumba[/HASHTAG]​

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Mwanamke ndo hawezi kukaa na simu ya smartphone mwezi bila kreki ila sio mwanaume

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Numbisa said:

Husband : Naskia huyu jirani amelala na wanawake wote kwa ploti isipokua mmoja, nashindwa ni nani?

Wife: Huyo lazima awe yule mke wa pastor anakuaga mgumu sana

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Hahahaaa [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

alibakari said:

Yaani huu umri niliofikia nilifikiri nimeona yote ya duniani kumbe looh bado kabisaa leo si nimekutana na msukuma kachora tattoo ya M-PESA [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125]

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Auwiiii [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Ulipe 10k kuona Rick Ross halafu aruke kutoka stage akuangukie ukufe

This ain't cool [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Have u ever made a Fake story and your friend says "Oh I remember that"

Walim wa kiswahil huwa wanakutana na chngmoto kubwa sana wanaposahisha mitihan ya wanafunzia wao,ona hii:
Swali: Eleza hatua za kuandaa hotuba.
Mwanafunzi bila kujua hotuba ni nini akajibu hivi;
-kwanza ioshe hotuba yako vizur kisha imenye.
-katakata hotuba yko.
-washa moto na uweke sufuria.
-weka hotuba kweny sufuria na katia kitunguu kisha uweke na nyanya.
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-baada ya dakika tano toa hotuba kwny moto na uandae.
-unaweza kula hotuba yko na ugali ama chapati.

Numbisa oyeeee!!!

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Yaan watu wangekua kama magari, likifa injini unatoa giabox unaweka kwenye gari jingine. Mwili wa masogange ungekua ushafunguliwa tako likafungwa kwa Nandy

Kwa jinsi hali ilivyo ngumu ugali uliobaki leo usiku usiutupe, kesho asubuhi ongezea maji chemsha uji[emoji13] [emoji13] then mchana ongezea unga kwenye uji uwe ugali tena[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125]

Nmecheka mpaka machoz usanii mpaka msibani ati amezimia kashikilia kitambaa..hata malehem akifufuka hakubaliani na hiii..hahahaaa

alibakari said:

Kwa jinsi hali ilivyo ngumu ugali uliobaki leo usiku usiutupe, kesho asubuhi ongezea maji chemsha uji[emoji13] [emoji13] then mchana ongezea unga kwenye uji uwe ugali tena[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125]

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Hahaa haaa sasa hapo unapika nini alibakari [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]