Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[kajojo]

*Kwa hii baridi inayogonga huku kwetu,*
*Ndugu zangu*
*ndo naanza kupata* *tafsiri kamili kwanini Mwanamke aliitwa jiko*

 

[Mkuu wa Kibiti]

Thamani yao imepanda ghafla kwenye soko la hisa.
Sijui wale wa forex wanaruhusu kutrade pia

 

[ZOPPA]

[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] dah!!!!

Duu

 

[CaptainRobinMorgan]

Hizi Mvua zikiendelea hivi, Kuna Kila dalili za kuitwa kwa Makonda Mwakani.....😉😉😉

 

[Foxhound]

Dah! Lile chupi la Nandy mi limenipandisha mzuka, nipo kariakoo hapa, kila nikizunguka nikiyaona yale machupi madukani dudu linainuka[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125]

 

[Foxhound]

Samahani sana naomba kuuliza: "Hivi wabunge tayari wameshapitisha bajeti ya mvua kwa mwaka huu au hii ni bajeti ya mwaka jana?" [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125]

 

[Mkuu wa Kibiti]

Samahani sana naomba kuuliza: "Hivi wabunge tayari wameshapitisha bajeti ya mvua kwa mwaka huu au hii ni bajeti ya mwaka jana?" [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125]

Nafikiri ni matokeo ya "tax returns zilizojirundika pale tra

 

[Mruma J]

wewe mwanaume unaetumia smartphone yenye miaka 2 na mpaka sasa haina kleki hata moja nna wasi wasi na jinsia yako

[HASHTAG]#WapostPumba[/HASHTAG]​

Mwanamke ndo hawezi kukaa na simu ya smartphone mwezi bila kreki ila sio mwanaume

 

[Snipperkilungu]

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[Ulweso]

Husband : Naskia huyu jirani amelala na wanawake wote kwa ploti isipokua mmoja, nashindwa ni nani?

Wife: Huyo lazima awe yule mke wa pastor anakuaga mgumu sana

Hahahaaa [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Ulweso]

Yaani huu umri niliofikia nilifikiri nimeona yote ya duniani kumbe looh bado kabisaa leo si nimekutana na msukuma kachora tattoo ya M-PESA [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125]

Auwiiii [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Ulipe 10k kuona Rick Ross halafu aruke kutoka stage akuangukie ukufe

This ain't cool [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Have u ever made a Fake story and your friend says "Oh I remember that"

 

[Numbisa]

Walim wa kiswahil huwa wanakutana na chngmoto kubwa sana wanaposahisha mitihan ya wanafunzia wao,ona hii:
Swali: Eleza hatua za kuandaa hotuba.
Mwanafunzi bila kujua hotuba ni nini akajibu hivi;
-kwanza ioshe hotuba yako vizur kisha imenye.
-katakata hotuba yko.
-washa moto na uweke sufuria.
-weka hotuba kweny sufuria na katia kitunguu kisha uweke na nyanya.
-


-baada ya dakika tano toa hotuba kwny moto na uandae.
-unaweza kula hotuba yko na ugali ama chapati.

 

[Mkuu wa Kibiti]

Numbisa oyeeee!!!

 

[SUTE]

√

 

[bora mim]

Yaan watu wangekua kama magari, likifa injini unatoa giabox unaweka kwenye gari jingine. Mwili wa masogange ungekua ushafunguliwa tako likafungwa kwa Nandy

 

[Foxhound]

Kwa jinsi hali ilivyo ngumu ugali uliobaki leo usiku usiutupe, kesho asubuhi ongezea maji chemsha uji[emoji13] [emoji13] then mchana ongezea unga kwenye uji uwe ugali tena[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125]

 

[kinandinandi]

Nmecheka mpaka machoz usanii mpaka msibani ati amezimia kashikilia kitambaa..hata malehem akifufuka hakubaliani na hiii..hahahaaa

 

[Ulweso]

Kwa jinsi hali ilivyo ngumu ugali uliobaki leo usiku usiutupe, kesho asubuhi ongezea maji chemsha uji[emoji13] [emoji13] then mchana ongezea unga kwenye uji uwe ugali tena[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125]

Hahaa haaa sasa hapo unapika nini alibakari [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]