Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

toroka uje mjini · Aug 18, 2018

*Mtoto*: *Baba*
*kukosa na*
*kupata*
*bora nini.*
*Baba*: *bora*
*kupata*
*mwanangu.*
*Mtoto*: *Basi*
*nimepata*
*mimba.*
🤣🤣🤣

toroka uje mjini · Aug 18, 2018

*Mwanamke akikutumia msg "Mambo vipi?" Mjibu tu POA, ila kama una hela hazina kazi unaweza kujibu POWA NAMBIE MY.*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1322]‍♂[emoji1322]‍♂[emoji1322]‍♂

toroka uje mjini · Aug 18, 2018

*HIVI KWAMFANO UNAAMKA ASUBUH ILE UNATAKA KUTOKA NJE UNAKUTA HAKUNA NJE* 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Utafanyaje??????

toroka uje mjini · Aug 18, 2018

_*Demu Wako Ni Mweusi Kama Mkaa, Lakini Kwenye Simu yako Umemsave 'My Sunshine' Braza Punguza Unafiki*_[emoji848][emoji848][emoji848][emoji18][emoji18][emoji18][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2]

toroka uje mjini · Aug 18, 2018

```Kuna Mzee Mmoja alipokaribia kufa akaacha wasia ufuatao``` *"Nikifa Bomoeni Nyumba, Kuna Mali Nyingi Sana Chini!''* ```Alipokufa wale watoto wakafata Wosia, Wakabomoa Nyumba, wakakuta Karatasi imeandikwa ``` *"KAMA NYIE VIDUME, JENGENI YAKWENU ''.*
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mchawi wa kusini · Aug 18, 2018

Akili yako ndio inayokupa kula

division 5 · Aug 18, 2018

toroka uje mjini said:
*HIVI KWAMFANO UNAAMKA ASUBUH ILE UNATAKA KUTOKA NJE UNAKUTA HAKUNA NJE* 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Utafanyaje??????

unabaki nje,hautoki nje

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shangwe1 · Aug 18, 2018

Ibn Ayoub said:
Jibu linaluja Kuwa ni wa mkewamgu

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] nimecheka sanaaaaa

Numbisa · Aug 18, 2018

Being dumped by the person you love can make you watch television for 4hours without volume, you already have the sound in your head [emoji23][emoji23].

Numbisa · Aug 18, 2018

*Wife: Sweetheart, you're always drunk. You're spending a lot of money on beer*
.
*Hubby: You change hairstyles every month, you buy face powder and have your nails done every now and then, do I complain?*

*Wife: It's because I wanna look beautiful to you sweetie*
.
*Hubby: Same with me, l drink beer everyday because I only see your beauty when l'm drunk.*

kibule · Aug 19, 2018

Mtusi Jr said:
Hahaha, this had me on the floor.

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kibule · Aug 19, 2018

Numbisa said:
*Wife: Sweetheart, you're always drunk. You're spending a lot of money on beer*
.
*Hubby: You change hairstyles every month, you buy face powder and have your nails done every now and then, do I complain?*

*Wife: It's because I wanna look beautiful to you sweetie*
.
*Hubby: Same with me, l drink beer everyday because I only see your beauty when l'm drunk.*

Hahahaha[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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ramaitar · Aug 20, 2018

toroka uje mjini said:
*HIVI KWAMFANO UNAAMKA ASUBUH ILE UNATAKA KUTOKA NJE UNAKUTA HAKUNA NJE* 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Utafanyaje??????

Ujue upo kaburini

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Numbisa · Aug 20, 2018

Diarrhea is like WiFi.when you approach the toilet,the signal become stronger and even before you unbutton the trouser the download is complete.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Numbisa · Aug 20, 2018

Dear ladies,replying to a text on time won't make you pregnant.

Numbisa · Aug 20, 2018

*Some girls will be Snoring like dragon while sleeping but when they wakeup they will rush to social media and post:* *"Wow! can't believe i slept like a baby"*
*Indeed, Baby Dragon*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Numbisa · Aug 20, 2018

Don't be a boring boyfriend. Sometimes just grab her wig in a public place and run while she chases you.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Numbisa · Aug 20, 2018

Africa is not going foward because we still have people who smell their armpits to decide whether they'll bath or not

Numbisa · Aug 21, 2018

Once you hear a Lady saying my child is my everything.
Just know that the father ran away.

Numbisa · Aug 21, 2018

my sister sometimes during sex you must cry like a cow:"moòoooo" just to show him you want bride price[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

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