Mr Miller
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- Jan 24, 2017
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damn!!
damn!!This morning, one cute girl was just staring at me, I was blushing ..... Until she came closer and said "Come,,,,, u look like one groundnut seller that ran away with my change"..........
I fainted[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
umekula nzi wewee [emoji23][emoji23]Leo nilikuwa nakunywa uji nikaona nzi ndani ya kikombe changu cha uji akiwa amekufa,nikasema ngoja niendelee kunywa uji ukipoa nitamtoa,sasa nimemaliza uji wote halafu simuoni nzi tena,nahisi atakuwa amepaa
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Today is Jacob's birthday,
So his wife decided to surprise him, she took him to a Strip-Club House.
At the club -
DOORMAN: Hey Jacob! How are you? [emoji4]
WIFE: How does he know you? [emoji35]
Jacob: We play Golf together! [emoji26]
BARTENDER: The usual beer Jacob? [emoji4]
WIFE: And how does he know you? [emoji35]
Jacob: He's on the Bowling Team! [emoji27]
HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Jacob?
The Wife storms out...... dragging jacob with her, into a taxi! [emoji36] [emoji596]
TAXI DRIVER: Hey jacob boy....You picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel? [emoji15][emoji15]
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Jacob's funeral will be this Friday at 12noon...
this is very accurate!I used to sneak out of the house to go to parties, now I sneak out of parties to go home.
[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] I cant imagineWhenever i have a problem I just sing Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem. That gives me hope[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
Hahahha just mind ya own bussines buddaI found a guy today drinking his beer at 6:30 am.
I asked him: "Isn't it too early for you to be drinking ?"
He replied: "Ooh really, at what time do throats open ?"
♂I walked away...
Now minding my own business[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]*Tulikua kwenye basi tunaelekea arusha, ile namcheki dereva kumbe ni best yangu na basi ilikua kwenye spidi hatari,* *nikaenda kumziba macho nikamuuliza* otea mi ni nani, kabla hajanijibu nikasikia kishindo kikubwa sana
na sasa hivi nimezinduka naona abiria wote tupo wodi namba 3 hapa KCMC Moshi nafkiri stendi imehamishiwa huku sikuizi.
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*Akili zangu nazijua mwenyewe!!!*
Thats age hunting you already[emoji3] [emoji3]I used to sneak out of the house to go to parties, now I sneak out of parties to go home.