Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[shiite]

Two boys go into a forest and walk around. Suddenly they see a naked woman, then one of the boys run away. The other chases after him. The boy asked "Why did u run away?" The other said "My mom told me if i saw a naked women i'd turn to stone, i already felt something getting getting hard."[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

😛...that thing is within his pant jombaa, alas!!!!😀😀😀😀

 

[Nelson Kileo]

Inauma sana kuachwa na mtu ulopanga kumuacha..

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[2 pacha]

nimecheka sana leo..' mpaka stres zimeisha aisee

 

[AMLIGHT]

Namkumbusha tu... Naamini tutakutana pale[emoji28] [emoji28] [emoji28]

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[AMLIGHT]

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[007 De Souza]

Nyie mnao sema mapenzi yanakosesha usingizi mnawajua KUNGUNI[emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23][emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

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[exit]

Hivi ile zipu ya mbele kwenye suruali za wadada , huwa ni ya kutolea nini? still thinking about this.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Ya kutolea Cha faster.

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[josephbella]

Ebwanaee nimetoka kuvuta bangi mbaya zaid nlivaa Suti, sasa nimeingia ndan nkavua koti nlitundke ukutan naona msumari unahama, kila nkiufuata unahama...
Daah, kumbe haukuwa msumari alikuwa nzi[emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2]

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[Bila bila]

Duh!

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Ina ukweli mkubwa sana

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[Max kissey]

If a girl truly loves you she will always feel shy to ask you for money achana na hizi takataka zingine zinaitisha kama ni deni.[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23][emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Leo nimegusa mtu roho[emoji124][emoji124][emoji124]

Nhahahhaa


DOXA

 

[Max kissey]

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Nhahaha


DOXA

 

[Numbisa]

The love I have for my crush, I even wash my hands before liking her post.

 

[Numbisa]

Some people can pretend to the extent that even on the last day. If u see them in Hell fire they will deny and tell you they came to greet someone

 

[Numbisa]

*Nakumbuka mtihani wa la saba unaanzaga kama masihara hivi!*


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*Afu huko mbele sasa kuanzia swali la sita saba hivi, Utajuta:*

*Ndege inatoka Dar saa tatu kwenda chato.Land cruiser VX linatoka chato saa nne kwenda Dar.*

*Ikiwa spidi ya ndege ni 350 km/saa na ya Land cruiser VX ni km 220/saa, na Umbali wa chato -Dar ni km 900, Zitakutana saa ngapi?*

*Sa mi ntajuaje?!*🤷🏽‍♂🤷🏽‍♂🤷🏽‍♂

*Na hizi tochi zote Barabarani, na Matuta, Kuchimba dawa, kunywa chai !!!!*

 

[Numbisa]

Being BROKE ends at 25yrs if you are older than that your are now POOR my friend

 

[Mremijj]

*Nakumbuka mtihani wa la saba unaanzaga kama masihara hivi!*


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*219-45=*

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*Afu huko mbele sasa kuanzia swali la sita saba hivi, Utajuta:*

*Ndege inatoka Dar saa tatu kwenda chato.Land cruiser VX linatoka chato saa nne kwenda Dar.*

*Ikiwa spidi ya ndege ni 350 km/saa na ya Land cruiser VX ni km 220/saa, na Umbali wa chato -Dar ni km 900, Zitakutana saa ngapi?*

*Sa mi ntajuaje?!*🤷🏽‍♂🤷🏽‍♂🤷🏽‍♂

*Na hizi tochi zote Barabarani, na Matuta, Kuchimba dawa, kunywa chai !!!!*

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[Numbisa]

*BREAKING NEWS*
-Hatimaye Makonda kujiuzuru. Muda mfupi uliopita jiji la Dar es salam limetikisika baada ya Makonda watatu wa kampuni ya mabasi ya LETE RAHA kujiuzuru na kusababisha usumbufu kwa abiria.

-Hata hivyo abiria wamemuamuru dereva kupeleka basi hizo ktk kituo cha polisi cha central kwani wanadai chenchi kwa Makonda hao

 

[Numbisa]

Ukitaka kujua akili ya mtu kuwa imechoka makalio yatakuonyesha kwan ataanza kubadilisha mikao.

 

[Numbisa]

Kuna watu ni walevi kiasi kwamba wakiona mkate wanapata hasira na kusema

Hiyo ngano si ingetumika kwenye bia aiseee

 

[Numbisa]

1. Hata panga iwe kali aje haiwezi kata kiu.

2. Hata uwe na magari mia, choo utaenda kwa miguu

3. Hata uwe fundi aje huwezi repair breaking news

4. Hata uwe mweupe aje shadow yako bado itakuwa nyeusi

5. Hata uwe mrefu aje huwezi ona kesho

6. Hata redio yako iwe noma aje haiwezi shika police station

7. Hata uwe kinyozi hodari aje huwezi nyoa vichwa vya habari

8. Hata uwe na bahati vipi huwezi okota nyumba

9. Hata uwe mfupi aje hauwezi shindwa kuruka mwaka.