[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] software updated eeh? Nani anapenda kufwarikiCAN'T STOP LAUGHING
A woman was having sex in an
apartment 20 floors high with
another
man.She then heard her husband
coming… she told her lover to stay
like
a robot and not to move.
Husband: What is this?
Wife: This is a robot, I bought to have
sex with when you are travelling…
Husband: Okay…Lets have sex now…
Wife: No sweetheart… yesterday I
got
my period, so I will go and make a
cup
of coffee for you…
After she left the husband said:
Damn I
am so horny, I will f*ck this robot…he
tried f*cking. The man started
talking in
a metallic robotic way…
“SYSTEM ERROR…WRONG HOLE…
SYSTEM ERROR… WRONG HOLE…”
Husband: Damn robot is not working
properly…I am throwing it out of the
window…The man realized that he
was
on the 20th floor and said…
“SOFTWARE UPDATED…PLEASE TRY
FUCKING
AGAIN.....
Hahahahahahaha*Mwizi kaiba bodaboda kakimbilia kituo cha polisi* *Raia wenye hasira kali wememuwekea dhamana* *"What do you expect"?* [emoji856][emoji856]
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Huyu mtu kamaaanisha mswaki wakuswaki huko chiniHehehe ndio maana mi natembeaga na mswaki wangu