Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Khantwe]

CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
A woman was having sex in an
apartment 20 floors high with
another
man.She then heard her husband
coming… she told her lover to stay
like
a robot and not to move.
Husband: What is this?
Wife: This is a robot, I bought to have
sex with when you are travelling…
Husband: Okay…Lets have sex now…
Wife: No sweetheart… yesterday I
got
my period, so I will go and make a
cup
of coffee for you…
After she left the husband said:
Damn I
am so horny, I will f*ck this robot…he
tried f*cking. The man started
talking in
a metallic robotic way…
“SYSTEM ERROR…WRONG HOLE…
SYSTEM ERROR… WRONG HOLE…”
Husband: Damn robot is not working
properly…I am throwing it out of the
window…The man realized that he
was
on the 20th floor and said…
“SOFTWARE UPDATED…PLEASE TRY
FUCKING
AGAIN.....

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] software updated eeh? Nani anapenda kufwariki

 

[Scars]

The man had never had
Sex before, on their
wedding Night , man
entered the bedroom only
to find His wife Completely
Naked,
wife asked, "Do you know
what I want?"
the Husband said,"NO!"
The wife laid on bed then
asked, "Do you know what
I want?"
husband Said, "NO!"
The wife now spread her
body on the Bed and
Opened Her legs
wide, then asked her
husband, "Do you know
What I want?"
the Husband said, "YES!"
"You want to have the
Whole Bed alone!"=))[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji13][emoji13][emoji13][emoji13][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12]

 

[Scars]

Girls it's time to stop all these lies..

1-"I have taken you as my brother"
That stupid statement should end. Am not your
brother, I know my family members.
2-"I am not feeling Fine, please send me airtime"
When did Airtime become medicinal?
Please keep that behaviour behind.
3-"Did you cum inside me?"
That question should stop . You think it's easy to
jump out of a moving vehicle?
4-"He's just my bestie"
Are u supposed to have a male bestie?
5- Pending so many guys in your life without giving
them a definite answer. My sister are you recruiting
immigration officers?
6- Telling a man that you are a virgin or have done
it once only for the man to go there and see a bore
hole. That lie should stop.
7-Boy: where are u?
Girl: we are coming.
"We".. Did I invite your generation?
8- Everyday you are on your period.
Are you producing blood tonic??

 

[Stephen Ngalya Chelu]

Kuna baadhi ya mambo yamesha kua kama ni sheria mfano, chai na chapati mbili😀😀😀😀😀

 

[Jimmy George]

*Mwizi kaiba bodaboda kakimbilia kituo cha polisi* *Raia wenye hasira kali wememuwekea dhamana* *"What do you expect"?* [emoji856][emoji856]

Hahahahahahaha

 

[Light Saber Imetosha Sasa]

[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Light Saber Imetosha Sasa]

[emoji87]

 

[Light Saber Imetosha Sasa]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Kirokonya]

*mke* alimwambia mume wake,
_"mume wangu safari hii zawadi yangu ya X-mas nataka idumu mwaka mzima"_
*mume* jasho lilimtoka, akatafakari sana, mwisho akakumbuka zawadi nzuri.
[emoji1371] _akaenda kamnunulia kalenda ya 2019_
mpaka muda huu inasemekana wana wiki hawaongei[emoji23]

 

[Guasa Ambonii]

Jamaa yangu ananiambia shule sawa alikuwa hapati mia ila cha ajabu hata penye simu yake aki charge inaisha 75%

 

[Kirokonya]

.

 

[Khantwe]

Jamaa yangu ananiambia shule sawa alikuwa hapati mia ila cha ajabu hata penye simu yake aki charge inaisha 75%

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[BH99]

Mwanamke mwembamba ukimpiga Kofi la matakon, linatoa mlio kama wa sreenshoot [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Light Saber Imetosha Sasa]

Mwanamke mwembamba ukimpiga Kofi la matakon, linatoa mlio kama wa sreenshoot [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Guasa Ambonii]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Watu wamevurugwa

 

[uungwana classic]

Hehehe ndio maana mi natembeaga na mswaki wangu

Huyu mtu kamaaanisha mswaki wakuswaki huko chini

 

[Light Saber Imetosha Sasa]

KENYANS BE LIKE

Nani amepewa hii Pesa mpya Leo??nataka kutoa hio horn za ndovu niuze [emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Light Saber Imetosha Sasa]

There are good women out there who cannot cheat or ask money from you but their stubbornness will frustrate your destiny [emoji23]

 

[Light Saber Imetosha Sasa]

Lakini mbona ukiita mtu kondoo hukasirika? Tumekua tukiitwa kondoo kwa Bible na hata ukiwa mdogo hapo Sunday school ulikua unajiita kwa ile wimbo ya Ingia, ingia, ingia, ingia, ingia, ingia uwe mmoja wa Kondoo
wote humu ni kondoo kondoo za bwana[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji85][emoji87]

 

[Light Saber Imetosha Sasa]

Dear success if I don't fall for your seduction, please rape me [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] please please i beg you