Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

New City · Dec 23, 2018

Mkuu wa Kibiti said:
Hiyo ndio wa ugenini apate goli kipindi cha pili

Daaah
Noma sana mkuu wa ikwiriri

Shimba ya Buyenze · Dec 23, 2018

*Chizi kakaa ukingoni mwa bahari analia kwa masikitiko na huku kakamata kijiko cha chai. Mwezake akamuuliza mbona unalia mwenzangu. Chizi akajibu nimetia vijiko vitatu vya sukari baharini, kila nikionja bado ina chumvi. Mwenzake akacheka sanaaaaaa akamwambia. Hujakoroga!!!!*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

harder king · Dec 23, 2018

JAMANI TUJITAID KUA NA KUMBUKUMBU VIZURU. .. HAPA JUZI KUNA WATU WALIKULA IDD PEKE YAO.. NAFIKIKIR MMENIELEWA;!!malipo ni hapa hapa[emoji23][emoji23]

Mkuu wa Kibiti · Dec 23, 2018

Unoko huo sasa,unaiga tabia za ji.....

harder king said:
JAMANI TUJITAID KUA NA KUMBUKUMBU VIZURU. .. HAPA JUZI KUNA WATU WALIKULA IDD PEKE YAO.. NAFIKIKIR MMENIELEWA;!!malipo ni hapa hapa[emoji23][emoji23]

kaffir · Dec 23, 2018

Mkuu wa Kibiti said:
Unoko huo sasa,unaiga tabia za ji.....

Ji..we

Atkinson · Dec 23, 2018

harder king said:
JAMANI TUJITAID KUA NA KUMBUKUMBU VIZURU. .. HAPA JUZI KUNA WATU WALIKULA IDD PEKE YAO.. NAFIKIKIR MMENIELEWA;!!malipo ni hapa hapa[emoji23][emoji23]

ndiyo mkuu
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Sir Khan · Dec 24, 2018

Wale vijana mliokuwa mnatupigia kelele kwenye debate eti EDUCATION IS BETTER THAN MONEY msimu huu wa sikukuu tusisumbuane kuombana hela, kuleni madaftari yenu.

Sir Khan · Dec 24, 2018

Kuna muda njaa inakuwa kali mpaka unatamani upite polisi ule makofi.

Sir Khan · Dec 24, 2018

Mwalimu:2+X=5 tafuta thamani ya X
Mwanafunzi:mimi mlokole nitajuaje thamani ya X?

Zeus1 · Dec 24, 2018

Numbisa said:
Jamaa kaenda kumtembelea rafiki yake Levi, kule sehemu za kwetu, akakaribishwa bonge ya ugali na nyama nyingi tu, wakati anakula akagundua kuwa shemeji yake, mke wa rafiki yake hali nyama; JAMAA: Aise hili ni bonge ya lanchi hii, lakini Levi mbona sisi tu tunakula nyama shemeji Gulo hagusi kabisa anaishia mchicha tu? Tabia gani hii? LEVI: Hapana sijamkataza, ila shemeji yako Mngoni halagi nyama ya FISI kama sisi JAMAA AKAZIMIA HAPOHAPO

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Zeus1 · Dec 24, 2018

oscarsolomon said:
CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
A woman was having sex in an
apartment 20 floors high with
another
man.She then heard her husband
coming… she told her lover to stay
like
a robot and not to move.
Husband: What is this?
Wife: This is a robot, I bought to have
sex with when you are travelling…
Husband: Okay…Lets have sex now…
Wife: No sweetheart… yesterday I
got
my period, so I will go and make a
cup
of coffee for you…
After she left the husband said:
Damn I
am so horny, I will f*ck this robot…he
tried f*cking. The man started
talking in
a metallic robotic way…
“SYSTEM ERROR…WRONG HOLE…
SYSTEM ERROR… WRONG HOLE…”
Husband: Damn robot is not working
properly…I am throwing it out of the
window…The man realized that he
was
on the 20th floor and said…
“SOFTWARE UPDATED…PLEASE TRY
FUCKING
AGAIN.....

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Mr Twesie · Dec 25, 2018

Numbisa said:
Mume anamuonya mkewe: Haya mambo ya kubadilisha wadada wa kazi kila mara utakuja kutuuwa na magonjwa [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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Jr. Gong Mira · Dec 25, 2018

Tuwe makini jamaniView attachment 976885

Mr Twesie · Dec 25, 2018

Mr Twesie said:
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Kuna ukweli kabisa humu

Guasa Ambonii · Dec 25, 2018

Tulikuwa tunapiga story maskani mzee mmoja akanambia unazungumzia mambo ya miaka ya sitini ulikuwepo weye? nami kwa upole nikamjibu mashekhe na mapadri wanapotoa khabari za mitume kwani walikuwa nao? mzee kasusa na kuondoka

Son.j · Dec 28, 2018

Hivi mwaka huu mwaka mpya ni tarehe ngapi vile??

Son.j · Dec 29, 2018

na nyie mliotafuna bigijii hadi ikawa rojorojo mlikuwa mnataka kugundua ladha gani

Numbisa · Dec 29, 2018

KUPENDWA NA MWANAMKE ASIYEPENDA HELA NI SAWA NA KULIKE PICHA HUKU UMEZIMA DATA

Numbisa · Dec 29, 2018

WAPENDANAO WAKI POST PICHA
*WAZUNGU:* Me and My Bae

*WABONGO:* Ulinikuta nikiwa nimeshaumizwa moyo pamoja na kifua, ukanijali na kunipunguza maumivu, Kama ingekua kukupenda wewe ni dhambi, acha niende motoni. Nakupenda Sana mpenzi wangu, Siwezi Kuishi bila Wewe

Numbisa · Dec 29, 2018

*Natafuta mchumba Msukuma awe mrefu mwenye hofu ya mungu awe mwembamba mweus lakin cyo Sana awe na Sura ya mvuto kidogo* Ukiskia tangazo hili mjulishe na mwenzio hata mm Cjuwi Nani anatafuta

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