Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[New City]

Hiyo ndio wa ugenini apate goli kipindi cha pili

Daaah
Noma sana mkuu wa ikwiriri

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Chizi kakaa ukingoni mwa bahari analia kwa masikitiko na huku kakamata kijiko cha chai. Mwezake akamuuliza mbona unalia mwenzangu. Chizi akajibu nimetia vijiko vitatu vya sukari baharini, kila nikionja bado ina chumvi. Mwenzake akacheka sanaaaaaa akamwambia. Hujakoroga!!!!*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[harder king]

JAMANI TUJITAID KUA NA KUMBUKUMBU VIZURU. .. HAPA JUZI KUNA WATU WALIKULA IDD PEKE YAO.. NAFIKIKIR MMENIELEWA;!!malipo ni hapa hapa[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Mkuu wa Kibiti]

Unoko huo sasa,unaiga tabia za ji.....

JAMANI TUJITAID KUA NA KUMBUKUMBU VIZURU. .. HAPA JUZI KUNA WATU WALIKULA IDD PEKE YAO.. NAFIKIKIR MMENIELEWA;!!malipo ni hapa hapa[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[kaffir]

Unoko huo sasa,unaiga tabia za ji.....

Ji..we

 

[Atkinson]

JAMANI TUJITAID KUA NA KUMBUKUMBU VIZURU. .. HAPA JUZI KUNA WATU WALIKULA IDD PEKE YAO.. NAFIKIKIR MMENIELEWA;!!malipo ni hapa hapa[emoji23][emoji23]

ndiyo mkuu
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[Sir Khan]

Wale vijana mliokuwa mnatupigia kelele kwenye debate eti EDUCATION IS BETTER THAN MONEY msimu huu wa sikukuu tusisumbuane kuombana hela, kuleni madaftari yenu.

 

[Sir Khan]

Kuna muda njaa inakuwa kali mpaka unatamani upite polisi ule makofi.

 

[Sir Khan]

Mwalimu:2+X=5 tafuta thamani ya X
Mwanafunzi:mimi mlokole nitajuaje thamani ya X?

 

[Zeus1]

Jamaa kaenda kumtembelea rafiki yake Levi, kule sehemu za kwetu, akakaribishwa bonge ya ugali na nyama nyingi tu, wakati anakula akagundua kuwa shemeji yake, mke wa rafiki yake hali nyama; JAMAA: Aise hili ni bonge ya lanchi hii, lakini Levi mbona sisi tu tunakula nyama shemeji Gulo hagusi kabisa anaishia mchicha tu? Tabia gani hii? LEVI: Hapana sijamkataza, ila shemeji yako Mngoni halagi nyama ya FISI kama sisi JAMAA AKAZIMIA HAPOHAPO

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[Zeus1]

CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
A woman was having sex in an
apartment 20 floors high with
another
man.She then heard her husband
coming… she told her lover to stay
like
a robot and not to move.
Husband: What is this?
Wife: This is a robot, I bought to have
sex with when you are travelling…
Husband: Okay…Lets have sex now…
Wife: No sweetheart… yesterday I
got
my period, so I will go and make a
cup
of coffee for you…
After she left the husband said:
Damn I
am so horny, I will f*ck this robot…he
tried f*cking. The man started
talking in
a metallic robotic way…
“SYSTEM ERROR…WRONG HOLE…
SYSTEM ERROR… WRONG HOLE…”
Husband: Damn robot is not working
properly…I am throwing it out of the
window…The man realized that he
was
on the 20th floor and said…
“SOFTWARE UPDATED…PLEASE TRY
FUCKING
AGAIN.....

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[Mr Twesie]

Mume anamuonya mkewe: Haya mambo ya kubadilisha wadada wa kazi kila mara utakuja kutuuwa na magonjwa [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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[Jr. Gong Mira]

Tuwe makini jamaniView attachment 976885

 

[Mr Twesie]

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Kuna ukweli kabisa humu

 

[Guasa Ambonii]

Tulikuwa tunapiga story maskani mzee mmoja akanambia unazungumzia mambo ya miaka ya sitini ulikuwepo weye? nami kwa upole nikamjibu mashekhe na mapadri wanapotoa khabari za mitume kwani walikuwa nao? mzee kasusa na kuondoka

 

[Son.j]

Hivi mwaka huu mwaka mpya ni tarehe ngapi vile??

 

[Son.j]

na nyie mliotafuna bigijii hadi ikawa rojorojo mlikuwa mnataka kugundua ladha gani

 

[Numbisa]

KUPENDWA NA MWANAMKE ASIYEPENDA HELA NI SAWA NA KULIKE PICHA HUKU UMEZIMA DATA

 

[Numbisa]

WAPENDANAO WAKI POST PICHA
*WAZUNGU:* Me and My Bae

*WABONGO:* Ulinikuta nikiwa nimeshaumizwa moyo pamoja na kifua, ukanijali na kunipunguza maumivu, Kama ingekua kukupenda wewe ni dhambi, acha niende motoni. Nakupenda Sana mpenzi wangu, Siwezi Kuishi bila Wewe

 

[Numbisa]

*Natafuta mchumba Msukuma awe mrefu mwenye hofu ya mungu awe mwembamba mweus lakin cyo Sana awe na Sura ya mvuto kidogo* Ukiskia tangazo hili mjulishe na mwenzio hata mm Cjuwi Nani anatafuta